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Dustin Henderson added Steve Harrington, Lucas Sinclair, Maxine Mayfield, Will Byers, Mike Wheeler and El hopper to the chat
Dustin Henderson named the chat ‘Mama Steve’
Dustin Henderson changed their name to Dustbin
Steve Harrington
Henderson, why?
Dustbin
It's so you can mom us efficiently and effectively
Steve Harrington
I already have to deal with you little shits in real life, why do I have to do it on my phone?
Mike Wheeler
Its the challenge of being a single mother
Steve Harrington
You sarcastic little asshole
Mike Wheeler changed their name to Hot Wheels
Dustbin changed Steve Harrington's name to Mom
Mom
why do i even try
Maxine Mayfield
We’re annoying steve? Nice.
Lucas Sinclair
Hey be nice to your mom, he’s the only good parental figure you have
Maxine Mayfield
Oh Tea
Maxine Mayfield changed their name to MadMax
Maxine Mayfield changed Lucas Sinclair’s name to Sin Clear
Sin Clear
I would be mad if it wasn’t such a good pun
Will Byers
I leave my phone for 5 minutes…
Hot Wheels
Sorry will…
Hot wheels changed Will Byers name to Will the Wise
Will the Wise
…
I’m breaking up with you
Hot Wheels
no wait
Dustbin
MOM, Will and Mike are fighting
Mom
I don’t get paid enough for this
I’m bringing in reinforcements
Mom added Robin Buckley, Nancy Wheeler, and Jonathan Byers to the chat
Mom
Welcome to hell
MadMax
ROBIN!
Robin Buckley
MAX!
MadMax
Wow I really needed this fun funky lesbian support in my life
Nancy Wheeler
… I just…
Is this really just gonna be a shitpost of a group chat
Hot Wheels
Probably
Nancy Wheeler
Alright then, Im in
Jonathan Byers
Nancy what?
Nancy Wheeler
I need a place to put all my weird 3 am ponderings
Robin Buckley
Oh shit rt
MadMax
Rt
Will the Wise
Rt
Hot Wheels
Rt
Dustbin
Rt
Mom
Kids, Should I be concerned about your mental health?
El Hopper
Mama Steve Strikes Again
MadMax
EL!
Where have you been?
El Hopper
Oh I’ve been here
Reading the whole thing
Robin Buckley Changed El Hopper's name to Lurker
Lurker
Fair enough
Jonathan Byers
Will, can I ask why in god’s name are you Will the Wise
Will the Wise
Ask Mike
Hot Wheels
Fine
Hotter Wheels changed Will the Wise’s name to Billiam
Lurker
…
Billiam
…
Jonathan
…
Hot Wheels
I am being judged by the entire Byer/hopper clan
MadMax
For a good reason
Hot Wheels
I never said it wasn’t for a good reason
Robin Buckley
Children children
calm down
MadMax changed Robins Buckley's name to Dad
Billiam changed their name to Zombae boy
Jonathan Byers
well shit will
Dustbin
An unexpected but not unwelcome surprise
Dad
Which one
Dustbin
Both
MadMax
Wait if Robin's my dad does that mean I have a decent father figure for once
Lurker
Oof
Dustbin
Oof
Sin-clear
Oof
Hot Wheels
Oof
Zombae boy
Oof
Mom
Ooooof
Nancy Wheeler
Oof
Jonathan Byers
Oof
Dad
Son, do you want to come over and play a game of catch
MadMax
Honestly ya.
Dad
Well I’m at work but you can come chill at the video store
MadMax
Good enough for me
Dustbin
wow
Sometimes a family is just a FunFunkyLesbian Dad, a mom trying his best and their 7 kids
Nancy Wheeler
:(
Dustbin
And the aunt and uncle who live down the street
Nancy Wheeler
:)