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“Sorry I’m late,” says a voice so clearly godlike that when Timmy sees the collar it’s almost redundant. “The traffic was unbelievable and it turns out even a swearing priest can’t make a Lyft go faster.” A sunbeam settles into the chair across from Timmy and continues speaking. “Nicole, I can’t tell you how honored I am that you asked me to be part of your special day. And these must be the children. I’m Armie Hammer.” He extends a hand across the table and Timmy gets the crazy feeling that if he touches it he’ll end up on the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel.
Out of a long and tortured discussion came the idea to write an AU with Timmy as the main character in Fleabag (which is a show everyone should see). Expect short, punchy, fairly frequent chapters while I exorcise this little earworm from my brain.