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1. As long as I have a face, you'll always have somewhere to sit by Avaaricious

   Fandoms: Captain America (Movies)  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/M, M/M
   • Complete Work

   02 Aug 2019

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • James "Bucky" Barnes/Steve Rogers
   • Clint Barton/Natasha Romanov
   • Steve Rogers
   • James "Bucky" Barnes
   • Clint Barton
   • Natasha Romanov (Marvel)
   • Sam Wilson (Marvel)
   • Gay Bucky Barnes
   • Bisexual Steve Rogers
   • The opposite of meet-cute
   • bad lines
   • i mean really bad lines
   • the research I had to do was awful
   • my eyeballs are burning
   • Alternate Universe - Modern Setting

   Summary

   AKA the "My friends bet that I couldn't pick up someone using the worst lines I know, but I actually like you and don't want to screw up" AU

   Series

   • Part 7 of Meet-Ugly

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   English

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   4,916

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   1/1

   Comments:

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