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1. One Foot on Sea, One on Shore, OR; Where the Bachelors Sit by Cottia

   Fandoms: Much Ado About Nothing - Shakespeare, Much Ado About Nothing (2011)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/M
   • Complete Work

   14 Aug 2019

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Beatrice/Benedick (Much Ado About Nothing)
   • Beatrice (Much Ado About Nothing)
   • Benedick (Much Ado About Nothing)
   • heteronormativity is a prison
   • Cousin Incest
   • Genderfuck
   • Dick Jokes
   • Run-On Sentences
   • Bad Sex
   • Shakespeare-concordant wilful ignorance of Italian geography
   • Cunnilingus
   • Femdom
   • Queer Themes
   • Bisexual Character
   • what is gender??? we just don't know
   • if you're wondering if something's a dirty pun the answer is yes
   • greco-roman mythology in lieu of using one's words because you're a dramatic gay bitch
   • Anal Play
   • Anal Fingering
   • Comeplay
   • Come Swallowing
   • Come Shot
   • as in Shakespeare-style kissing cousins but tagging just in case
   • Blank Verse
   • Oxfordians don't interact

   Summary

   Shakespeare is read
   Gender's performative
   Romantic Comedy's
   Heteronormative

   "Beatrice and Benedict are same-sex leaning disaster bisexuals who are both extremely surprised when they end up falling for someone of another gender." - zforzelma.tumblr.com

   [chapters 1-2 are PG-13, chapter 3 is filth. Choose your own adventure.]

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   English

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