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1. A La Carte by Vulgarweed

   Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M, Other
   • Complete Work

   04 Aug 2019

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Historical
   • Aziraphale Has a Vulva (Good Omens)
   • aziraphale has a penis
   • Aziraphale Is a Greedy Little Hedonist
   • Crowley has a penis
   • Cunnilingus
   • Vaginal Fingering
   • Penis in Vagina Sex
   • mention of sex work
   • Competition
   • Fellatio

   Summary

   When Aziraphale shows up for one of their information-exchange trysts packing something unexpected, Crowley's competitive streak is aroused (as is everything else about Crowley). 666-word fic, will become a series that will get weirder and weirder.

   Series

   • Part 1 of His Infinite Variety

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   666

   Chapters:

   1/1

   Collections:

   2

   Comments:

   34

   Kudos:

   329

   Bookmarks:

   23

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   4,124