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1. Apple Tree Duty by HipHopAnonymous

   Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Other
   • Complete Work

   05 Aug 2019

   Tags

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   • Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • Crowley (Good Omens)
   • First Time
   • Aziraphale Has a Vulva (Good Omens)
   • Crowley Has a Penis (Good Omens)
   • In the Beginning
   • Scene: Garden of Eden (Good Omens)
   • Sex Pollen
   • Well Sex Apple
   • Slight Voyeurism
   • Canon Compliant
   • well it could be
   • Penis In Vagina Sex
   • Cunnilingus
   • Potentially Dubious Consent
   • Bottom Aziraphale (Good Omens)

   Summary

   "I was technically on apple tree duty . . . " Aziraphale claimed before he was so rudely cut off from what is surely a very interesting story . . .

   Here is the story of how Aziraphale was unfortunately (or fortunately?) distracted from "Apple Tree Duty" by a wily serpent on that fateful day in the Garden of Eden. And also how some forbidden fruit brings two hereditary enemies rather close together. Ineffably.

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   English

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