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We've finally defeated the black dragon, who had been severely dumbed down for such a low-level party. As the female tiefling bard, Lillith, unshackled the long-lost princess, we realize that we are getting a whole lot of money if we being her back safely.
Something catches my ear when the DM describes Camilla, "She looks quite filthy."
This is my chance. As a cleric, there's not much I can do if someone isn't hurt.
"Is she lookin' like a snacc?" I interject.
Everyone is confused. I have them in my trap.
"...Why?" The DM finally dares to speak.
"Because, then I can use purify food and drink to cleanse her," I explain, much to the dismay of my party.