Chapter 1
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Stern and Barclay getting ready to fight whatever the Quell throws at them when the gate opens as well as some cozy and cuddly sternclays for my sternclay rights.
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Chapter 2
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Aubrey loves her girlfriend, teeth and all.
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Chapter 3
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After being fired from the FBI, Stern starts taking pictures of himself and his new boyfriend and sending them to Haynes, just to annoy him. All of the supernaturally inclined residents of Kepler decide that photobombing said pictures makes them Better.
Haynes tried blocking Stern so many times he’s lost count, but he’s still getting the pictures and he just wants someone to end his misery.
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Chapter 4
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When Barclay starts hanging out with Stern (instead of, you know, avoiding him like the plague), Aubrey, Dani and Jake feel that they need to make sure nothing bad is going on.
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Chapter 5
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They’re watching Eurovision and they very vocally disagree with the judges.
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Chapter 6
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Some more random TAZ Amnesty stuff drawn while re-listening to the whole thing.
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Chapter 8
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"Another Oscar-worthy performance from Duck Newton!"
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Chapter 9
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Dr. Harris Bonkers (PhD), the Hero of my heart.
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Chapter 10
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HIS LOUBOUTINS!
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!!! SPOILERS FOR EP. 34 !!!
I can’t fucking believe that I actually drew Muffy and Winthrop before the Sheriff’s Station Squad or Kirby and The Cryptonomica Crew, but I guess things be like that sometimes.
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Chapter 11
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I heard you guys like to cry in your free time?
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Chapter 14
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You can pry talking Dr. Badass Bonkers from my cold, dead fingers.
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Chapter 15
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Adventures In Crate-sitting: Lil’ Quell is acting up, the boys come up with a solution, Mama wisely refrains from making any comments about their logic.
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Chapter 17
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Someone’s gonna get lucky today.
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1. Joseph’s wearing one of Barclay’s sweaters.
2. He’s absolutely planning on tapping that after he’s done with his coffee. He knows it, Barclay knows it, Aubrey most definitely knows it.
3. I’m still figuring out beards and trying to suck a bit less at them.
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Chapter 18
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Oh look, it’s my two main Amnesty ships on a walk.
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Chapter 19
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Thacker missed a bunch of stuff while he was stuck in Sylvain and people around him take advantage of that mercilessly.
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Chapter 22
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i just wanted to draw dancing sternclay and danbrey but it turned into an impromptu party because i kept adding characters
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Chapter 23
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How 'bout that finale, huh?
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Chapter 24
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Muffy and Winthrop fantasizing about kidnapping the local Bigfoot and hunting him for sport.
(They could try, but Joseph, the Pine Guard and the rest of their allies would hit them like a ton of bricks.)
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Joseph normally doesn’t just pull his sidearm on people like that - he’s a polite and kind man - but nobody looks at his boyfriend and his precious boy, Jake Coolice, like they’re game.
n o b o d y.
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Chapter 25
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When your girlfriend has Godlike powers and also ADHD.
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If Aubrey and Dani ever decide to have a kid and Dr. Harris Bonkers asks where the baby came from, Aubrey will absolutely truthfully reply that she found it in a cabbage patch.
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Chapter 26
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Joseph Stern and Amnesty Lodge.
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I drew the one with Jake Coolice like two months ago, while re-listening to TAZ Amnesty and it was mentioned that Joseph had what he called a delightful conversation with Jake. And then I decided to draw him interacting with other (named) residents of Amnesty Lodge, but I kept getting distracted by other stuff and I only did the last one earlier today.
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Chapter 27
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SO THIS HAPPENED I GUESS???
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!!!SPOILERS FOR THE BALLAD OF BIGFOOT!!!
back in 1998 when barclay was young and stupid and told his real name to like anybody and carried a gun that he was ready to pull on an eleven year old (who just did karate on him) to steal a car
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Chapter 28
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this is all kinds of messy and not-great-looking but it’s really late and i’m really tired and yet i couldn’t wait till tomorrow because of all the validation i feel about loving the idea of sternclay from almost the moment joseph appeared (’almost’ being the end of the hunt for water, you know, when joseph dropped by the cryptonomica to view the bigfoot footage and ned kinda blew up on him ‘cause he was exhausted from the hunt? that moment?)
the second one started as barclay just picking up joseph but turned into a couple’s race that they are winning basically only because duck and minerva are visiting duck’s family and can’t crush everybody with their superior strength and endurance
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Chapter 29
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So I was re-listening to The Ballad of Bigfoot today and imagine if they had to give a statement before getting their car back.
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!!!SPOILERS FOR THE BALLAD OF BIGFOOT!!!
whether stephanie is just trying to cover up their tracks or the supernatural aspects of their little adventure (except the bigfoot part) were nothing but a figment of griffin’s imagination is up to you
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Chapter 30
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That one time Duck accidentally proposed to Minerva.
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(the second pic in this strip contains the biggest lie i have ever drawn and that is duck’s cat sitting still while being fed - that is just not how cats work)
real talk tho - most of those fools don’t have last names that we know of, but they lived on earth long enough that mama probably has gotten all of them fake papers (she probably has a regular dude she goes to in order to procure these and the last fake id he’s made for her was for a guy who wanted his new name to be jake fucking coolice and the forger dude really doesn’t want to know what kind of company mama keeps)
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Chapter 31
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It started as Jake and Dr Harris Bonkers with their favourite uncles but then Keith asked an important question.
And thus the strength of the Bigfoot Jungle Gym was put to a test.
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Chapter 32
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Four people and one overgrown anthropomorphic rabbit confirmed within Bigfoot’s capacity to hold up without all that much effort.
Mama gonna try for five people and one overgrown anthropomorphic rabbit.
Barclay becomes concerned.
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Chapter 33
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How about forever?
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when amnesty finale came out i got these ideas for post-canon short comic strips for the three canon ships. couldn’t focus enough to do them right away tho, so i drew each one in between doing other stuff. i’ve already made one for danbrey and waynerva, now’s the time for sternclay. this one turned out more sappy than funny.
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Chapter 34
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Right before the hunt for the mimic arc, Joseph and Barclay ask Jake and Dani, respectively, for some seduction advice.
It’s super effective.
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Chapter 35
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so… this thing got a little bit out of hand.
ok, let’s do it like this: after the final episode of saturday night dead was aired at the cryptonomica, the amnesty lodge crew didn’t really want to be separated so barclay and jake got out a bunch of pillows and blankets, made a little nest on the floor of the lodge’s lobby and everyone just crashed right there.
if the shading looks bad and weird it’s because it is. i had no idea what i was doing (i usually don’t) but i started it and i would bloody well finish it.
i also gave duck a haircut ‘cause i was bored with the mullet.
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Chapter 36
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jake slips up and dani just won’t let him live it down
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the first slip up happens about a month before aubrey comes to kepler
i tried to do something by the way of a background in the first panel and then refused to do it again
[insp.]
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Chapter 37
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I decided to draw TAZ Amnesty characters that were described as either tall or big or beefy or any combination of those and then I threw in Aubrey because I wanted to.
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call me michelangelo 'cause i just can't do the titty right
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Chapter 38
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Hey guys, how about some TAZ Amnesty Valentine’s Day fluff?
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i’m playing around with barclay’s hair a bit, but i think i’m gonna keep drawing him with a bun and an undercut more often than not in the future
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Chapter 39
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The real reason they’re called the Pine Guard is that 8 out of 10 members is known to have pined for someone or something real bad at one point in their life. Just ask Mama - she’s been pining for some peace and quiet for years.
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Chapter 40
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i’ve been wanting to play with some color palettes and chose aubrey to start
palettes used: [1], [2], [3].
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Chapter 41
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Calvin ‘captain of the swim team’ Owens, Juno ‘track queen’ Devine and Joseph ‘i’ll just run down to St Francis even though i have a car right here’ Stern are joined by the local stunt crew during one of their runs.
Barclay is seeing Joseph in his summer running gear for the first time.
Kirby just gets a kick out of seeing a high schooler and a couple of 40 year olds owning the Hornets in a test of endurance.
Sarah abides by the rules of Narrativium.
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Chapter 42
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after doing this for graduation i wanted to do one for amnesty too. i didn’t have another outfit meme saved though, so i just picked some outfits from my tumblr tag.
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Chapter 43
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ok, hear me out
in one of the episodes dani says something about how people have seen men in black and started getting weird ideas about aliens, but what if taz amnesty and men in black existed in the same universe?
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when mama first discovered the gate back in 1988 she killed off a couple of abominations and made contact with sylvain before mib found her (took them some time due to the whole radio quiet zone). kay was impressed enough that he recommended recruiting mama instead of neuralyzing her and zed agreed. a year later she recruited thacker. their task was to manage the abominations and find out what’s the deal with the gate while the rest of mib was busy with rapid increase of aliens moving in to new york.
leo never officially joined mib. when they found him fighting the abominations in new york they tried to wipe his memories out but it turns out that one of the perks of being chosen is that neuralyzers don’t work on you. and so leo kept doing his thing as an mib consultant. he met mama and thacker after he moved to kepler and has been helping out the pine guard from time to time.
after dealing with reconciliation the pine guard and joseph became mib consultants. barclay (who like any other alien had to register with mib) and minerva (who, while invisible to everyone else, accompanied leo on his tour) have already seen the mib headquarters so they’re just content watching their boyfriends’ reactions.
and, because it’s an au and i can do whatever i want, ned’s life gets saved by mib’s med team.
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Chapter 44
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Joseph and Aubrey get offended when the loves of their lives start being stupidly adorable at random times with no warning whatsoever.
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don’t @ me about that typo, i went a bit duwang over there.
i actually had this sketched out before i started on the taz:a/mib au but i have no motivation to do anything with it so i’m posting this as is.
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Chapter 45
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I’m sure this started as a serious discussion but then Mama brought the alcohol to the table.
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Chapter 46
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i’m back with some more color palettes
here are the ones i used this time: [1], [2], [3], [4].
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Chapter 47
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helichopters, divided breads and hunky boys or minerva is adjusting to life on earth
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Chapter 48
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i wanted to try my hand at pixel art so i tested it out on the amnesty trio
it was really fun to do
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Chapter 49
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taking a break from the great ace attorney because amnesty got on my mind
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Chapter 51
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after aubrey, dani and harris come back from sylvain they probably stay on earth for a few months so it seems logical that harris should get his own disguise charm (and the longer he’s with aubrey the more he evolves and is eventually able to speak because i really want him to). indrid makes the charm and mama organises fake papers for one harris little, aubrey little’s adopted son.
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Chapter 53
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everyone at amnesty lodge is contributing to help raise aubrey’s rabbit son in one way or another (i just didn’t feel like drawing all of them but please imagine harris hanging off the dumbbell while minerva is doing biceps curls)
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Chapter 54
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can’t be assed these days to do anything more than a few messy sketches most of the time (can’t be assed to finish anything either but what else is new). still, i really wanted some amnesty domesticity.
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Chapter 55
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The Lodge is hosting an Overwatch themed costume party and as we all know two titties are kinda whatever, but one titty in the open is just the right kind of obscene.
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duck refuses to spend money on buying or making an actual costume if he can just grab a couple of cardboard boxes from leo’s and make them work. kinda work.
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