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2:46 PM
Kaede has created the chat: Hoes, Thots and Homosexuals
Kaede has added 15 others to the chat Kaede has removed admin rights from 12 members
Kaede has changed her name to: Penist
Penist has changed 15 other nicknames
Kork Shingucci: why must you do these things?
Luminass: Number of days since last stupid incident: 0
Penist: wow, rude
wE'Re thE raTS: I vote we change Kork's and mom's nicknames to mommy and daddy
Kork Shingucci: I will tear your spin out and use it as a coat hanger.
wE'Re thE raTS: daddy uwu
wE'Re thE raTS: also-
Sherlock Homo has removed admin rights from Penist and two others
Sherlock Homo has given wE'Re thE raTS admin rights
wE'Re thE raTS has removed admin rights from Sherlock Homo
Penist: Traitor
Sherlock Homo: :'^) he took my phone I'm sorry
Kork Shingucci: oh n o
Teen Mom 2.0: what have you d o n e
Penist: look, even mom and dad are scolding you. In memes.
Luminass: c h r i s t
Maki-roll: change my nickname before Kiyo's speech becomes a reality for you, Kokichi.
wE'Re thE raTS has changed Maki-roll's nickname to ass ass sin
ass ass sin: thanks, even worse
SHSL Lesbian: why does a degenerate have all rights?
Penist: because @Sherlock Homo is a traitor
Sacrifice: Atua foretold this incident, and it will end very badly.
Spider man: Gonta no understand
wE'Re thE raTS has changed Kork Shingucci nickname to Papi
Papi: …
Avocado Toast: I don't mind this
Papi: RANTARO
Avocado Toast: ASDFGHJKL KOKICHI
wE'Re thE raTS: oop-
Papi: @Avocado Toast were you referring to your name or mine?
Avocado Toast: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Penist: gay
Avocado Toast: no u
Miutiny is online
Penist and 14 others have gone offline
Miutiny: :'^(
4:23 PM
Penist: I have a question for our anthropologist
Papi: yes?
Penist: pineapple on pizza, yay or nay?
Avocado Toast: don't get him started
Teen Mom 2.0: he is writing an essay what
Miutiny: the fucking creep probably thinks it does, smh
Papi: from the time of my birth to the day I shall die, I will defend pineapple on pizza. It is a gift sent from the gods, a tradition amongst many cultures. It will forever be my favorite pizza topping, and if I get banned from life for saying so, I shall accept my fate. I also dip it in ranch, so.
Spider man: Gonta thinks pineapple also belong on pizza!
Penist: oh n o
wE'Re thE raTS: wow, I thought I had a bad taste in pizza, and I put bananas on mine.
wE'Re thE raTS: seems like we have two abominations
Spider man: Gonta no understand how pineapple on pizza is bad thing?
Papi: don't worry Gonta, we are the only two non-heathens
Smoogi: pineapple is gross in general, tbh
Sacrifice: Atua bless these hands that I'm about to throw at these uncultured swines.
Short Kings Anthem: I…
Short Kings Anthem: honestly, I'm not even mad at this. The song is a bop
Penist: finally, someone who likes their name.
Papi: do not change the subject.
Short Kings Anthem: pineapple belongs on anything you fuckin wanna put it on.
Papi: Ryoma, you are my favorite. It is decided.
Short Kings Anthem: I take it back, I take it-
Short Kings Anthem has gone offline
Smoogi: oh my fuckin god, he fuckin dead.
Miutiny: rip Ryoma, Kiyo killed him
Papi has gone offline
Miutiny: oh shit adjjfurndjtiejebfje
Miutiny has gone offline
Avocado Toast: babe, stop killing people
wE'Re thE raTS: that's gay
wE'Re thE raTS has changed Papi's name to kork
kork is online
kork: I have been summoned?
wE'Re thE raTS: stop killing people, that kills them.
kork: I-
kork has gone offline
ass ass sin: why do I hear screaming
Luminass: is that Kokichi-
wE'Re thE raTS: @Avocado Toast COME GET YOUR MANS
Avocado Toast: what is he doing
wE'Re thE raTS: HE'S IN THE VENTS HELP
wE'Re thE raTS: I HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE TERRIFIED
SHSL Lesbian: how does he fit in the fucking vents?
Avocado Toast: he is 143 pounds and 6'2. He is tiny, Tenko.
SHSL Girlfriend: but even Kokichi cant fit in the vents and he's small.
Short Kings Anthem is online
Short Kings Anthem: I can't even fit in the fucking vents what the fuck-
Short Kings Anthem and 13 others have gone offline
9:34 PM
Teen Mom 2.0: One, Korekiyo, don't ever do that again, I have never seen Kokichi this shaken up before. Two, I have made the mistake of making too many cookies and require assistance to get rid of them.
wE'Re thE raTS: on my way mom أ‿أ
Sherlock Homo: I'm omw
Toaster Oven: I don't understand. I am not a toaster oven.
Miutiny: Kiibo, it's nothing you should worry about.
Toaster Oven: ah, I see, is it one of Kaede's memes?
Miutiny: yeah let's say that-
kork: I am very sorry. I don't know what came over me to do such a thing to poor Kokichi.
wE'Re thE raTS: (ಥ﹏ಥ)
kork: I will make it up to you. Lunch sound alright?
wE'Re thE raTS: can we go to the sandwich shop that we always put our selves in a coma afterward?
kork: always.
wE'Re thE raTS: ( ˘ ³˘)
kork: (.づ◡﹏◡)づ
Avocado Toast: Kokichi what did you teach h i m
wE'Re thE raTS: uwu