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Take Me To Church by NotEvenCloseToStraight
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
21 Aug 2019
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“Okay so,” Tony reached across Rhodey to steal most of the egg rolls off the plate. “Thor says he wants to wrestle and I swear Steve almost died. Almost expired right there in the gym. Thor said something about a little death and being sent to Valhalla or something? And then Steve basically died. Heart failure, probably.”
“Or his dick exploded.” Clint pointed out, shoving noodles into his mouth at an alarming rate. “Cause of death, god-caused orgasm. What a way to go.”
“You're all animals.” Natasha said calmly, picking her way through a vegetarian plate with Pepper. “I’m not saying Steve doesn’t have a ten inch hard on for our resident celestial–” Pepper inhaled broccoli. “– but Steve’s issue with Thor is probably because Steve grew up in a time when there was definitely only one god and he certainly didn’t look like a walking wet dream.”
Rhodey slapped Tony’s hand away from another egg roll. “So Captain America doesn’t have a problem with aliens, wormholes, magic or waking up seventy years in the future, but multiple gods is where he draws the line?”
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(Thundershield gets together and the team gossips.)
(Inspired by Hoziers "Take Me To Church")Series
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