Adult Content Warning

This work could have adult content. If you continue, you have agreed that you are willing to see such content.

• Yes, Continue
• No, Go Back

If you accept cookies from our site and you choose "Yes, Continue", you will not be asked again during this session (that is, until you close your browser). If you log in you can store your preference and never be asked again.

1. Temptation Waits by jessthereckless

   Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M, F/M
   • Complete Work

   04 Sep 2019

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Thou-Shalt-Not-Commit-Adultery Pulsifer
   • Crowley is Bad at Being a Demon (Good Omens)
   • eldritch service topping
   • Aziraphale is Bad at Being an Angel (Good Omens)
   • 17th Century
   • Witchcraft
   • floating legless witch dogs
   • Background Character Death
   • Metaphysical Sex
   • Historical References
   • Ineffable Husbands (Good Omens)
   • they see me floatin they hatin
   • Genderfluid Crowley (Good Omens)
   • extremely regrettable sex
   • Fluff and Smut
   • Porn with Feelings
   • Pining
   • Idiots in Love
   • Dirty Talk
   • Female Crowley (Good Omens)
   • metaphysical erectile dysfunction
   • crap sex roleplay
   • beat me on the bottom with a Woman's Weekly

   Summary

   Back in the tumultuous days of the English Civil Wars, against a backdrop of witchcrazed imaginations and strange Cromwellian tabloids, Aziraphale made a proposal to Crowley. He wanted Crowley to teach him the art of Temptation.

   In the present, Aziraphale makes another proposal, one that reminds Crowley of the Incident in 1649 and confirms once and for all that Anthony J. Crowley is a truly rubbish sex demon.

   Can be read as part of a series or a standalone. Title is from the song by Garbage.

   Series

   • Part 4 of It's Not The End Of The World, Dear

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   26,043

   Chapters:

   6/6

   Comments:

   280

   Kudos:

   1,691

   Bookmarks:

   224

   Hits:

   19,076