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Boombox Trope Gone Wrong by AndrewXavier
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Iron Man (Movies), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
28 Aug 2019
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Summary
Harley decided to stop thinking and just choose a damn window already. He threw a pebble and watched in horror as the window shattered from the small stone.
“Oh FUCK!” Harley was too drunk to think, so he grabbed his bluetooth speaker turned boom box and turn to run, only to trip over his own two feet and fall to the ground. This was it. He was going to die. Mostly of embarrassment.
“What in the actual FUCK?” Screamed out a voice too deep to be Peter’s. Oh no. He chose the wrong window.
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Harley wants to do the old trope from 80's movies where a guy will serenade someone and confess their love to Peter. But he doesn't know what window to choose.
Rated Teen and Up because cussing, Harley talking about wanting to get dicked down (but no dicking down happens) and implied/referenced underage drinking
Series
- Part 1 of Boomboxes and Kisses
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“I was just’ trying’ to seduce Peter! I didn't mean for the window to break I just wanted to kiss him! AND it’s me Ha’ley Kenner, remember? You crashed into my gwage n broke it so it’s only fair! THIS IS KARMA YOU OLD FART!”
Harley failed to notice that Peter was also looking outside, hair disheveled and a blush on his cheeks that extended down his bare chest (Okay, cool Peter is like totally ripped) “Harley?” he asked as he rubbed his eyes, “What are you,” he yawned before finishing, “doin’ here? It’s 3 AM.”
“Petey! I came here to say that I want to kiss you! And hold your hand! And I want you to dick me down!” Well there goes his dignity.
Tony started laughing and Peter’s face began to resemble a tomato as he sputtered out,”Harls how-how drunk are you?”
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