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Restless and lonely in Cardiff one Friday night, Matt phones a sex operator hotline on a whim. Alex answers.
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She laughs again, and he hears a bit of exasperation in it this time, “Honey, for two pounds a minute to wank you can at least pretend you’re talking to someone you’re attracted to.”
Matt sits up straighter on his couch, spluttering a bit, “What – I don’t want to – I didn’t call to… to… wank.” He drops his voice to a whisper.
Silence.
“… Lucy?”
“Again with the air quotes,” she laughs, “Pardon me, but if you didn’t call a sex hotline to wank – why did you call, then?”