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The Oviraptors spokesperson was still riding high on the joy of winning the Stanley Cup several weeks previously, and answered the call from the NHL’s PR person cheerfully.
“Listen,” the PR person said, “we’ve got a problem with the Oviraptors fans.”
“What kind of problem?” the spokesperson asked blithely, little knowing what was coming.
“They’re saying they won the Stanley Cup.”
A cold, creeping horror struck the spokesperson. They had won, hadn’t they? The winning goal, the cheering, the champagne from the trophy, the weeks of celebration, were those a fever dream? Or no, a ghastly thought arose, had it all been a mistake?...