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Crusty had been ranting for a while, and Bakugo found it amusing how Crusty thought he was actually listening. Shifting in his chair as much as possible with how he was restrained, Bakugo scowled as he thought about how he got into this situation.
[Training camp. The test of courage. Icyhot bastard. Villains invading. Fucking Deku's warning. That magician fucker making him a marble, causing his hearing aids to fall out. Being released. "Stay back Deku." Being dragged by Goth Jesus through the portal.]
Someone loosening the straps on his arms and legs snapped Bakugo back back to attention. Still scowling, he watched the weird-ass lizard furry dude back away once he was freed. Grinning savagely, he stood, tiny explosions popping in his hands as he shook them out.
He snickered at their faces when he readied himself to sign, confusion clear on all of them except maybe Goth Jesus in the back. Oh well. These bitches ain't SHIT.
{You chose the wrong hero to mess with crusty-ass creeper.}
Out of the corner of his eye, he saw Goth Jesus' shoulders shaking with barely concealed laughter. Somehow, Bakugo's grin grew even wider.
{You don't translate and I don't talk shit about you.} Bakugo signed, complete poker face to make it seem like he was dissing Handsy man, who was definitely looking more frustrated than earlier. {Capisce Goth Jesus?}
{Whatever you say Blasty boy.} Goth Jesus discreetly signed back, after having choked on his spit from the nickname he had been given. {Just make sure you annoy the hell out of Shiggy and we have a deal.}
Bakugo's grin turned feral once more. This was gonna be fun.
{What's the deal with all the hands? Is Crusty trying to compensate for something or is it just me? Oh, and by the way Mosquito Bitch? Deku's gay as hell so good luck there motherfucker. And you, Mist fucker, what the hell is up with-}
~~~~~timeskip because I can't roast to save my life~~~~~
{-and that was how Deku committed his first felony with Icyhot bastard and Angel Cheeks as his accomplices.}
Having run out of insults, Bakugo switched over to telling obscure stories from earlier in the school year, being careful to not let any information slip. Goth Jesus' mask was cracking, his shoulders shaking more and more as he tried to contain his laughter, getting curious glances from Mosquito Bitch and that crazy split asshole.
Also most of is was because Hand man kept getting redder and redder and Bakugo wanted to see how dark he could make him go. Hand man's current tint was somewhere around maroon, verging on almost black, which really can't be good for anyone's health, really.
Everyone's attention shifting off of him clued him in that something was about to happen, right before the wall exploded.
{Truse is over. Time to die.} He signed to Goth Jesus, who had composed himself quickly, watching the heroes pour in.
{Fair enough. Thanks for the entertainment.}
Hurling himself forward, Bakugo prepared to fight for his life, explosions tearing through the air around him as Goth Jesus lifted his hand, fingers glowing.
~~~~~with the pros~~~~~
"Bakugo get out of there!" Best Jeanist yelled, fibers whirling as he strode forward.
"Oh God he can't hear us, he doesn't have his hearing aids in." All Might whispered.
~~~~~behind the wall~~~~~
"Kachan's hearing aids came out in the forest, so we need another way to grab his attention." Izuku explained quietly to the others, trying to come up with a plan.
"Flash him!" Kirishima exclaimed, slapping his fist on his palm, the others sending him weirded out looks. Realizing what he said, he shrank into himself slightly, cheeks flushing in embarrassment. "Not like that!"
~~~~~with the villains after they get away~~~~~
"Say, Dabi?~" Toga piped up, catching said male's attention. "What were those hand motions you were trading with 'splodey boy? A secret code or something?"
"Nah." Dabi chuckled, shoving his hands into his pockets as Shigaraki whirled around furiously. "It was sign language. Blasty's deaf and didn't have his hearing aids. Kid was talking shit the whole time. Really funny stuff if you ask me."
"WHAT?!!!"