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Doof's P.O.V:
After dealing with the pistachion invasion I returned to my home time so I could get rid of my old, evil inators (come to think of it, I probably should've gotten rid of them a long time ago. But, hello! Evil pistachio people! I didn't really have the time! [Well I guess technically I did since I created a time machine but that's not the point!]). Anyhoo, while I was removing the inators from the basement, a beam fired from one of them and zapped me! It must've been the ultimateevilinator because after that, I felt like the evilest thing to have ever lived! I spent the next week (or is it the previous 15 years? Time travel's complicated) going back in time to get the rest of my inators back so I could build my greatest inator yet: the conquerorinator!
Once I was finished building the conquerorinator all of OWCA's agents burst into my apartment, but I teleported them into a special box. "Ah, I see Commander Carl sent all of his agents to stop me. I can't believe he really thinks I'm that evil! Anyhoo, behold: the conquerorinator!" I said, showing them my large white-and-gray robot vehicle (which had all of my inators inside of it, courtesy of the shrinkinator). Then I explained what I had been up to for the past week/15 years (again, time travel is complicated!) "And don't bother trying to escape. That box is made of doofentanium: a substance I created which can only be broken by my inators."
Perry the platypus made his weird little growly noise once, but other than that they all stayed completely silent the whole time.
I then pulled out my evil to-do list and proceeded to cross of things I already did. "Go back in time and retrieve inators, check. Remove self-destruct buttons from inators, check. Create doofentanium, check. Build conquerorinator using inators, check. Trap OWCA agents in doofentanium box, check. Create robot army, hmm" I pulled out an inator I didn't remember building (but it looked very familiar for some reason.) and when I used it, suddenly there were hundreds of robots in my apartment. They also looked familiar for some reason. "Check," I said before moving on to the next thing on the list. "Kick out Vanessa and Norm!"
They happened to walk into the room at the moment I said that. "What?!" my daughter exclaimed before she and Norm were forced out by my robot army.
I left about 5 of them as guards. The rest came with me to conquer the tri-state area. next time you see me Ill be the ruler of the tri-state area! I charged towards OWCA headquarters.
***
Phineas's P.O.V:
Isabella and I were having dinner at Chez Platypus (a restaurant chain Ferb and I had started 15 years ago but sold to a guy I forgot the name of). Man, she looked beautiful. She wore a purple dress with matching purple shoes. She didn't have any makeup, but I liked that. It enabled me to see her natural beauty.
I had finally worked up the courage to propose to her that night. I had made the ring myself. It wasn't much, just a simple gold ring with a blue diamond on it. But I knew she would like it.
But when I just started to say, "Izzy, we've been dating for a while now and I –" I saw a man controlling a white robot suit followed by an army of robots out the window.
"What's going on?" I ran outside, followed by Isabella.
"First I'll take over OWCA headquarters, then the tri-state area will be a snap!" I heard the man controlling the suit say as he ran down the street.
"That doesn't sound good." I called Ferb. "Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today. Get the others and meet me at the base!" I said to him before hanging up. "Sorry Isabella, date night's over! We gotta move!" I dragged her into my car and drove at high speed.
"Phin, where are we going?" Isabella asked me.
"I'll explain when we get there!"
After about 5 minutes we approached a dark alleyway. Ferb, Baljeet, Buford, Irving, and all the former members of Isabella's Fireside Girl troop were waiting there for us.
"We got your message." Buford said as we got out of the car.
"What is going on?" Baljeet asked.
I explained to them what I saw. I then asked, "He said something about OWCA, does anyone here know anything about that?"
"I used to work for them," Irving answered. "Most of the information I have is classified. But it'll be bad if he takes over."
"Alright, it's a good thing I created this then." I pressed a button on my cellphone. A hatch opened up and we all walked into the secret underground lair.
The lair was huge inside. The walls each had one layer of lead between two layers of steel. The floor was made of orange concrete.
In the lair were a really advanced computer with a screen the size of a flat-screen TV; a black and yellow car; a purple and black motorcycle; a vehicle that looked sort of like an airplane, except instead of wings, it had rotor blades like a helicopter's on each side (also black and yellow); and five super suits: The Beak suit (for myself), a pink and yellow one with a lightning bolt design on the chest (for Isabella), a purple and black one with goggles and a crossed wrench design on the chest (for Ferb), a sleeveless blue one with a radiation symbol on the chest (for Baljeet), and a plain gray and black one (for Buford). All of the super suits were inside tube-shaped containers that had transparent fronts so we could see them.
"What are they?" Isabella asked.
"Super suits," I said. "outfitted with modified versions of our old inventions so they can actually give us superpowers."
Baljeet asked, "What powers do we all get?"
I put the Beak suit on over my tuxedo. "For myself I modified the Beak suit so I can control it on my own using my brain. I also upgraded the weapons." I then fired a rocket at a target to demonstrate. The target was absolutely obliterated. "Baljeet, you can still turn into Hulkjeet, right?"
"Correct," He said.
"So, your super suit has built-in neurotransmitters that enable you to choose when you transform," I explained, "it also makes you able to control yourself instead of just being a destructive rage monster." I then tossed Baljeet his super suit and he went to one of the changing rooms to put it on.
"Isabella," I said. "Your gloves have energy blasters in them. I made them by modifying the device we used to power our spinning tops of doom. You also get a pair of super speed shoes."
"Awesome!" She said as I handed her and Ferb their super suits. Baljeet exited his changing room as Isabella and Ferb entered the other ones.
"Buford," I said. "I modified our old rubberization ray so that when it zaps you, you not only become super bouncy, but super stretchy too!"
"Sweet!" he said. He had somehow managed to change into his super suit already without anyone noticing.
As Isabella and Ferb exited the changing rooms, the rest of us were staring at Buford, confused. "How did you – never mind. Ferb, show them what you can do!" I said.
Ferb held his hand out towards my car. An energy beam suddenly appeared, connecting the palm of his hand and my car, which was now surrounded by an energy field the same color as the beam. When he moved his hand the car moved, as if he had telekinesis. He then set the car down. The energy field and beam disappeared.
"How'd you do that?" Isabella asked.
"He modified our old anti-gravity device," I explained. "He also has x-ray goggles. So, is everyone ready?"
"Oh yeah!" Isabella exclaimed.
"Hold it! We need a leader. All the good superhero teams have leaders!" Buford pointed out.
"I suggest we vote on a leader," I said.
"Good idea. All votes for Phineas, raise your hand." Isabella said. She, Ferb, and Baljeet all raised their hands, much to Buford's dismay.
"Me? Really? Why?" I asked.
Isabella answered, "Because you're smart, a good problem solver, good with people, and not bossy. You'd be a great leader! Plus you're the one who made this all possible." Baljeet and Ferb nodded in agreement.
"Okay then, now let's save the tri-state area!" I said.
***
(time skip about 10 minutes)
Doof's P.O.V:
"Ah, OWCA headquarters," I said as I approached said building. "the first step of my takeover of the tri-state area!"
Suddenly the Beak and four other superheroes I didn't recognize – one with a semicircular head, one with a big square nose, one that was huge and green, and one dressed in black and gray – burst out the front door.
"Not if we have anything to – wait, Dr. Doofenshmirtz?" the Beak said.
"Vanessa's father?" added his square-nosed companion.
"Professor Time?" said the semicircle-headed one.
"Yes, I am all of those. But soon I will be the undisputed ruler of the tri-state area!" I said. Then I turned to the square-nosed one. "By the way, how do you know my daughter?"
"I am a friend of hers from school?" he replied uneasily.
"Can we start fighting now?" said the one wearing black and gray.
"Good idea! But first let me show you the mega-conquerorinator!" I pressed a button, which made the conquerorinator grow to twice its original size. "Robots, attack!"
"I'll handle Doofenshmirtz," the Beak said. "You guys deal with the robots."
"Got it," replied his teammates.
We started fighting. The Beak fired his rockets and eggs at me. the rest were punching/energy blasting/throwing random heavy objects at my robots. At first it seemed as though the heroes would come out victorious. But then I pulled out five freezinators and fired them. I missed the Beak, but I hit his little friends.
"NO!" the Beak exclaimed as my robots grabbed his frozen friends. "Nobody freezes my friends and gets away with-" I zapped his armor with the metal-destructinator before he finished the sentence. For some reason, he passed out.
"What should we do with him?" asked one of my robots.
"Leave him!" I said. "Without his armor and his friends, he's powerless!"
TO BE CONTINUED
(author's note: The inator and robots looked familiar because they were the Other-dimensionator and Normbots from Phineas and Ferb the Movie: Across the 2nd Dimension; he used the other-dimensionator to summon the Normbots from the 2nd dimension)