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Captains' Log
(2:00PM)
Marx Francois: Good Afternoon, everyone.
Marx Francois: This is the new communication log that we have discussed about in our meeting earlier.
Fuegoleon Vermillion: This is quite a clever idea indeed.
Jack: eh this is stupid
Charlotte Roselei: Why did you group me with these fools, Marx?
Jack: i should be the one asking that question
Charlotte Roselei: You men are so typical.
Rill Boismortier: This looks fun!!
Rill Boismortier: Hello! Fellow Captains!!
Jack: shut up rill
Nozel Silva: This is ridiculous.
Marx Francois: Can you all kindly report yourselves?
Charlotte Roselei: Charlotte Roselei, Captain of The Blue Roses
Rill Boismortier: Rill here! Captain of The Aqua Deers!!
Jack: i could basically hear you just by reading that
Jack: jack the ripper, captain of the green mantis
Fuegoleon Vermillion: Fuegoleon Vermillion, Captain of The Crimson Lions.
Nozel Silva: Nozel Silva. Captain of The Silver Eagles.
Gueldre Poizot: My, you're all quite amusing.
Gueldre Poizot: Gueldre Poizot Captain of The Purple Orcas
Dorothy Unsworth: z
Dorothy Unsworth: huh, this actually works!
Dorothy Unsworth: Dorothy Unsworth, Captain of The Coral Peacocks!
Rill Boismortier: You're actually talking!!
Rill Boismortier: Well, not really talking but you know!!
William Vangeance: William Vangeance, Captain of The Golden Dawn
Mark Francois: That's eight..
Marx Francois: Where's Yami?
Jack: hell if i know
Marx Francois: When you see him, kindly inform him that the communication system is now working.
Dorothy Unsworth: did anyone basically hear Marx sigh just looking at that
Dorothy Unsworth: or is it just me?
Rill Boismortier: I totally did!!!
Charlotte Roselei: You're all foolish idiots.
Dorothy Unsworth: well at least I'm not in love with a gambling foreigner
Charlotte Roselei: What are you trying to imply here.
Dorothy Unsworth: you took a while to send that.
Marx Francois: Before anything else happens, I'm going to inform you about the squad chats.
Marx Francois: I've already sent some members of The Golden Dawn on their way to deliver the devices over to your bases.
Marx Francois: Each of these are custom-made for your squad members. it has their names engraved on it so that you would know who to give it to.
Marx Francois: This is a secure network for all of us to communicate and it is also very efficient as we do not need to use magic for this either.
Marx Francois: There's going to be one chat that will include every member in the Magic Knights for very important messages and emergency purposes.
Marx Francois: I do hope that everyone can use this accordingly and properly.
Jack: blah blah blah yadda yadda
Jack: we get it
Jack: this is all stuff we just talked about a few minutes ago
Yami Sukehiro: what the fuck
Marx Francois: Yami! Thank you for finally coming online. Kindly read the messages I sent a few minutes ago.
Yami Sukehiro: what
Marx Francois: Just use your finger and lightly graze it downward to scroll up.
Yami Sukehiro: k
Yami Sukehiro: what the fuck
Marx Francois: Yami, language please.
Yami Sukehiro: if all my idiots are going to have to have this damn thing then there is no hope for "accordingly" or "properly"
Dorothy Unsworth: he actually read all that!
Jack: wanna bet on it
Marx Francois: Now is not the time, Jack.
Marx Francois: Just please give it to them and make sure they use it properly.
Nozel Silva: If this is Yami we are talking about, then you must be dreaming if you think that he would be doing such.
Yami Sukehiro: wanna fucking go?
Marx Francois: Please, whatever you two are going to do, take it outside and somewhere remotely empty.
Jack: do you take us for fools?
Mark Francois: ...
Marx Francois: Just do what you need to do.
Nozel Silva: Idiots. That's what they are.
Gueldre Poizot: I don't understand how they could be Magic Knight Captains.
Marx Francois: Just leave them be.
General Log
(2:15PM)
Asta: huh, what's this?
Marx Francois: They've finally arrived at your base!
Magna Swing: what did
Marx Francois: This is a new device for easy communication.
Luck Voltia: really???
Rill Boismortier: Hello!! Fellow Magic Knights!!
Asta: Hi!
Noelle Silva: You're all loud even in transcript.
Mark Francois: Before anyone else can say anything, I'm just going to put out that this device is used for communication.
Mark Francois: This communication log has all the Magic Knights in it but all of you will be in a private one that includes your squad only.
Luck Voltia: Do you think i can fight everyone here?
Noelle Silva: Don't.
Mark Francois: Anyway, this device has several features!
Mark Francois: One of these features is picture-taking.
Mark Francois: You point your phone to something and press a big button that will capture the moment and keep the scene frozen on your phone. You can send it here.
Mark Francois: Another is being able to capture a few seconds of something in motion on the device. We decided to call this a "Video"
Asta: a video?
Mark Francois: Yes. You can capture a moment on your devices that will be able to keep the scene in your device that you can pause, play, magnify, slow down and other things. Though, I must add that the duration will depend on the holder.
Magna Swing: how do we do that
Mark Francois: There is this dot on the top right of the device, right?
Mark Francois: Just tap on it and a few icons will show itself and some words can help you look for what you need to use.
Magna Swing: ok
Mark Francois: Of course, this is all for this communication log.
Noelle Silva: So I'm guessing that this picture and "video-taking" can help to kind of show the situation you're in.
Mark Francois: Yes, that's correct. That serves as one purpose amongst other things.
Mark Francois: Another thing is calling. Those things, while useful for talking with the person you need to talk to, isn't quite accessible to everyone. Sometimes, the magic that connects those communicators' signals could get blocked out and they won't be able to reach other in time.
Mark Francois: This device has a few more upgrades. You can do voice calls with multiple people.
Mark Francois: You won't be able to see anyone but you can hear their voices only. Hence the name "voice calls".
Mark Francois: You can also do video calling but you'll be able to see them on the device's screen.
Mark Francois: There is a holographic feature. You can be able to call them and show your area in a wider scale.
Mark Francois: You can modify who's allowed to listen or you can just choose who you want in the calls so that you can have some privacy.
Luck Voltia: This sounds so cool!!
Asta: it does!!
Mark Francois: I do hope that the other features in it is self-explanatory, but if there is anyone confused about them, don't hesitate to type out your concerns.
Yami Sukehiro: yeah i have a problem
Yami Sukehiro: why did you fucking pile everyone into this damn thing
Mark Francois: I put everyone here for easy communication.
Yami Sukehiro: you do know that everyone's going to be on each others' throats right
Mark Francois: I am certain that everyone could use this just fine and stay professional.
Yami Sukehiro: seriously
Yami Sukehiro: youre trying to make me laugh
Mark Francois: Why could that be, Yami?
Yami Sukehiro: with all the stupid rivalries and status-bias and other things
Yami Sukehiro: someone's bound to slip up some shit and the whole thing can escalate
Yami Sukehiro: and with my squad here
Yami Sukehiro: theres bound to be chaos and trouble
Mark Francois: I really don't think it would be that bad.
Mark Francois: Also, you've been typing up a storm compared to earlier.
Mark Francois: Is there a reason for that?
Yami Sukehiro: im taking a shit
Asta: so, uh
Asta: do we have to type our message here to reach to certain people who's not in our squads?
Mark Francois: That's a really good question!
Mark Francois: There's another feature that will allow you to talk with anyone privately and another that can allow you to make your own custom group for joint missions, meetings and secret missions.
Asta: so that means i can talk to one person or even make my own group?
Mark Francois: That is correct.
Magna Swing: out of everyone, you were the one to ask that
Magna Swing: so tell us,
Magna Swing: why do you ask
Yami Sukehiro: its fucking obvious
Yami Sukehiro: its so that he can talk to his damn boyfriend
Luck Voltia: That's probably it!!
Magna Swing: yep. have you seen them when he delivered these devices to the base?
Magna Swing: way too much eye fucking
Asta: wait
Asta: i have a boyfriend???
Asta: who is it??
Magna Swing: oh my god
Noelle Silva: The dork has a boyfriend??
Vanessa Enoteca: yo u two sohlef mke out
Asta: hello, miss Vanessa!
Vanessa Enoteca: fhgo you aet sp pbvois
Noelle Silva: She must be drunk again.
Magna Swing: shes always drunk
Rill Boismortier: Huh! You guys jump from topic to topic really fast!!
Nozel Silva: This squad is such a disgrace.
Yami Sukehiro: i told you they were all brats
Captains' Log
Yami Sukehiro: funny seeing that come from you.
Nozel Silva: What are you trying to say here, foreigner?
Yami Sukehiro: just saying, you're a disgrace to your family. but i guess i know why you'd think that of my squad.
Nozel Silva: You're just a fool below me and you think that you can say that utter nonsense?
Nozel Silva: You must be out of your mind if you think that you can think yourself above me and my squad.
Nozel Silva: Captain of the Worst Magic Knight Squad.
Dorothy Unsworth: girls, girls!
Dorothy Unsworth: you're both very pretty.
Dorothy Unsworth: if you want to hate on each other, just do it in person, not in the Captain's Log.
Dorothy Unsworth: you two are basically blowing it up!
Yami Sukehiro: whatever
General Chat
Klaus Lunette: Good afternoon, everyone. We, the Golden Dawn, have already delivered the devices to your respective groups.
Mimosa Vermillion: Good day, everyone!
Magna Swing: welp, shrimpsta's boyfriend's squad is here now
Mimosa Vermillion: Huh?
Mimosa Vermillion: Asta has a boyfriend?
Rill Boismortier: He does???
Asta: who is it?? i'm sure i would know who he is if i had one!
Finral Roulacase: I like that Asta doesn't even turn down the idea of him being with a guy.
Asta: what's wrong with liking a guy? isn't it like liking girls too?
Finral Roulacase: He's so gullible....
Yuno: He's just an idiot.
Asta: Yuno!!!! Hi!!!
Rill Boismortier: Oh, i see it now!
Asta: see what??
Rill Boismortier: You two are cute together! It's pretty understandable since you guys are childhood friends!!
Asta: who?
Noelle Silva: Oh my god, you're so embarrassing.
Asta: why????
Yuno: He's always embarrassing.
Asta: Yuno!! take that back, you handsome jerk!
Vanessa Enoteca: you two are just the cutestt!
Vanessa Enoteca: how long have you two been together??
Asta: who?
Yuno:
Yuno: We're not together. Why would you think that?
Noelle Silva: You're not?
Yuno: No, we're most definitely not. Why would you all think that?
Vanessa Enoteca: what
Finral Roulacase: ...
Finral Roulacase: ..oh..
Finral Roulacase: ..oh no..
Finral Roulacase: They're not actually together..
Asta: wait
Asta: you all actually thought that we were a couple?
Vanessa Enoteca: ..well..
Asta: I have someone in my heart already!!
Mimosa Vermillion: You do??
Asta: it's Sister Lily! I love it when Yuno brushes her hair and when they bake cookies together and when she helps Yuno and the kids and when she and Yuno tries to teach me things and Yuno helping her out with the chores and Yuno taking care of everyone in the church! they're both so great!!
Magna Swing:
Magna Swing: you definitely have someone in your heart
Noelle Silva: .. that zoomed off-topic very quickly.
Yuno: You should know by now that you can't marry her, but you're still not giving up, are you?
Asta: yup!!
Mimosa Vermillion: How about you, Yuno? Do you have someone in your heart?
Yuno: I'm pretty sure I don't. Besides, it's a waste of time when I'm competing to become the Wizard King.
Asta: he'd definitely have told me by now if he did, anyway!
Yuno: No, I wouldn't.
Vanessa Enoteca: do you have any pleasant memories of someone, at least??
Yuno: Well, if I have to be honest, yes.
Finral Roulacase: ...
Finral Roulacase: well?
Yuno: What?
Finral Roulacase: Aren't you going to tell?
Yuno: Do I really have to.
Asta: they won't stop asking you until you do!
Yuno: Fine.
Yuno: Asta is constant figure of my childhood. He may be dumb but he gave me a lot of memories.
Vanessa Enoteca: is that soooo?
Yuno: Yes. Now stop badgering me with your questions.
Asta: it's nice that you think that i gave you pleasant memories!!
Yuno: A lot of memories, Dumbsta. I didn't say anything about them being pleasant.
Asta: i'm not dumb!! i'm sure i gave you some happy memories! you're probably forgetting it already!
Yuno: Whatever you say, Dumbsta.
Mimosa Vermillion: .. oh my..
Captains' Log
Dorothy Unsworth: @Yami Sukehiro @William Vangeance, hey so
Dorothy Unsworth: your kids are fucking dumbasses
Yami Sukehiro: as if i didnt know that
Rill Boismortier: Hey!! Yami admitted to having Asta as his kid!!
Yami Sukehiro: shut the fuck up
Dorothy Unsworth: they're all probably going to start plotting how to get them together, it seems..
William Vangeance: I honestly think that they should let them take their time.
Jack: wait a fuckin minute
Jack: you were reading that shit?
William Vangeance: It's quite entertaining if I do say so myself.
Yami Sukehiro: i know that those idiots will start doing stupid shit if those two won't get together
Dorothy Unsworth: yeah, it will definitely happen soon because they are absolutely hopeless.
Mark Francois: I really hope that they realize their feelings soon.
Mark Francois: I'm scared to think of what they will face with their squads'.. regimes.
Dorothy Unsworth: wait, you were reading all that?
Mark Francois: Just as William says, it's entertaining.
Mark Francois: Even though they aren't exactly using it for what it was intended for, they are still communicating and getting along.
Yami Sukehiro: atleast you don't have a stick in your ass unlike someone here
Nozel Silva: Were you referring to me?
Yami Sukehiro : why the fuck do you think everything is about you
Dorthy Unsworth: oh my god, just shut up already you two!
Nozel Silva: Stay out of this.
Mark Francois: .. This isn't going to end well, is it.
Gueldre Poizot: Judging by the fact that they stopped their bickering here, I could only assume that they're either chatting privately or headed out to lash at each other.
Dorothy Unsworth: those two should get married. honestly.