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  1. Why Not to Steal a Company's Burglar by

    Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types  

    30 Oct 2014

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    The Company knew that Bilbo liked elves from the moment he signed onto the quest; what they didn't expect, however, was that elves would really, really like him too. When they reach Rivendell and learn this fact firsthand, they are all very, very far from pleased; Bilbo is, after all, their hobbit, and the elves have absolutely no right to try and snatch him so. As such, they all find themselves on constant burglar-guard, drawing Bilbo back to them or simply bickering with the elves themselves to keep them away, all to make certain that Bilbo leaves Rivendell with them. Or, well, all of them except for Thorin, of course. For all Thorin cares, they can just keep the burdensome excuse of a burglar. He doesn't care. He doesn't! Why would a king lie about something like that, after all?

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