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notyourpika added uwuraka, DustBones, ZukoCosplay, Tenya Iida, Kyoka’sMommyGF, lesbiphones, bakugoboom, HardBoi, abetterfrogthankermit,✨French💖bellydancer~✨, Fluttershy~, ExtraSurgar, HugNinja, Tapeman, edgarbutbirb, nowyouseeme, and Alien Queen to Class 1-A group chat.
notyourpika changed Class 1-A group chat to Disaster Zone.
notyourpika: welcome to hell bitches
Tenya Iida: Language! I, for one, think this will be a good bonding experience for everyone.
notyourpika changed Tenya Iida’s name to Sonic Prez
Sonic Prez: ...I should have expected that.
DustBones: lol dadizawa looked so resigned to his fate when he told us that we all had to have a class chat
Alien Queen: lmao DustBones nice one Deku!
DustBones: my bones are like my self esteemed. crushed
notyourpika: damn deku mood
Kyoka’sMommyGF: Midoriya-san, are you ok?
abetterfrogthankermit: Momo?
Alien Queen: holy gay jesus!!!!
uwuraka: owo I need the Deets!!when did this happen!!
lesbiphones: SHut
Kyoka’sMommyGF: aaaaaa I’m so sorry love <3 I forgot to change my username
lesbiphones: agdfsjgfhskj
notyourpika: omg Congrats!!!
Tapeman: Congratulations!
nowyouseeme: i’m legit crying now,,, my lesbian mom got her girl
ExtraSurgar: i’m making a cake right now!
✨French💖bellydancer✨: 🎊🎊🎈🎉🎉🎉🎈🎈🎇🎇🌈🌈🌈🌈
HardBoi: Class Mom got wife, thats is so manly!!
ZukuCosplay: Congratulations Momo and Jirou
Kyoka’sMommyGF: OMG guys!!! You don't need to go through all this for us (*^.^*)
DustBones: aaaa im so happy for you two
lesbiphones: ignore her and prase us more
Fluttershy~: （*＾ω＾）人（＾ω＾*）
HugNinja: you two are so adorable and im glad you feel comfortable enough to share with us
Tapeman: momo is perfect and deserves a perfect girlfriend
HardBoi: in this house we stan momojirou
notyourpika: #lesbianmoms
Kyoka’sMommyGF: ajgfakjsf you guys are too much!!
lesbiphones: i’m the power lesbian now. i got me a mommy gf
bakugoboom: WHY THE FUCK WAS I ADDED TO THIS SHITTY CHAT!! FUCKING ASSWEASLES STOP BLOWING UP MY PHONE
notyourpika: tag yourself i’m assweasles
uwuraka: im blowing up his phone
DustBones: I’m shitty
ZukoCosplay: i’m fuck
edgarbutbirb: what a mad banquet of darkness
bakugoboom: YOU WANT TO DIE?! I’M GOING TO MURDER YOU ALL!!
DustBones: finally. my time has come
ZukoCosplay: yes
notyourpika: it was a good run
uwuraka: i like to see you try bakubitch
notyourpika: holy shit uraraka savage
bakugoboom: YOU WANT A FIGHT NEWTONS LOVE CHILD
uwuraka: BRING IT BAKUHOE!
Sonic Prez: i leave for a few minutes….pls uraraka. stop antagonising bakugo. Also, i would kindly ask for everyone to refrain from swearing.
bakugoboom: FUCK YOU FOUR EYE HEDGEHOG
Tapeman: i was wondering though why there is only 18 of us. i thought there was 19
notyourpika: it’s ok counting is hard
Tapeman: ….
notyourpika: ….
abetterfrogthankermit: bakugo and uraraka have ceased fire for now. ribbit
HardBoi: your welcome
uwuraka: pish i had him
bakugoboom: DIE
Sonic Prez: no quirks in the dorm! We are training to be heroes! We must be an example to future and current students!
edgarbutbirb: deep into that darkness peering, long i stood there, wondering, fearing, doubting, dreaming dreams no mortal ever dared dream before
notyourpika: mood
DustBones: i, too, dream dreams of dreaming that never was dreamed before in a dream
ZukoCosplay: i dont dream except for the sweet release of death
HardBoi: why are you all like this
DustBones: trauma and a feeling of inadequacy
ZukoCosplay: my childhood
abetterfrogthankermit: you all need therapy, ribbit
nowyouseeme: we all need therapy
Alien Queen: mood
Tapeman: same hat
HugNinja: emergency cuddle pile in the common room now!
HardBoi: on my way bro, i got back from the convenience store. prepare for to drink your bodies weight in fizzy drinks
DustBones: my body is ready
bakugoboom: fuck you nerds, hurry your fucking asses up. it’s curry night
notyourpika: *sniffles* he does care
bakugoboom: SHUT YOUR UP MOUTH FUCKING DISCOUNT PIKACHU
Sonic Prez: *sighs* kaminari
Kyoka’sMommyGF: i got weighted blankets, 4 jumbo size body pillows, a couple of noise-cancelling headphones if it becomes too overstimulated and noisy with some fidget toys for anyone
ExtraSurgar: i got cakes, cookies, and brownies
ZukoCosplay: thank you mom
uwuraka: mom is best,,,
notyourpika: i love my mom,,,,
DustBones: same, mom is best
notyourpika: i lost my fidget spinner the other week lol i forgot to replace it
Sonic Prez: We’ll make sure everyone has everything they need to be comfortable
Kyoka’sMommyGF: that’s ok kaminari! i made plenty
notyourpika: aaaaa thank you so much
nowyouseeme: we should watcha movie!
DustBones: todoroki hasnt watched any ghibli
nowyouseeme: gasp! that is a crime that most be solved
Fluttershy~: owo spirited away?
nowyouseeme: yesss!!!koda
DustBones: i got my dvd. On my way
notyourpika: noice
ZukoCosplay: im here
HardBoi: everyone joining on cuddle/movie night say aye
notyourpika: EYE!!
Dustbones: aye
abetterfrogthankermit: ribbit aye
lesbiphones: aye
✨French💖bellydancer~✨: oui monsieur merci~
Fluttershy~:╰(*°▽°*)╯
Alien Queen: aye aye HardBoi
edgarbutbirb: the darkness is us all
uwuraka: Aye!
ZukoCosplay: eye
bakugoboom: FUCKING HELL!! YOU ARE ALL FUCKING HERE NOW GET OFF YOUR GODDAMN PHONES YOU FUCKING UNICORN FUCKERS
18 people logged off followed by a loud pitch scream and the word ‘fuck’ echoing in the distance.