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When it comes to doing the deed, Richie thinks they should take it slow, but Eddie thinks twenty-seven years is slow enough, thank you.
“Richie.” Eddie says slowly, as if he’s talking to the most stupid person on the planet, which is y’know, fair. “Richie, I’m nearly forty. I’ve been married for a pretty huge chunk of that. Do you…Do you think I’m a virgin?”
“I don’t think that.” Richie says quickly but he doesn’t really sound convincing, even to himself.
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- Part 2 of Orpheus Had No Follow-Through