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1. You Give Me Wood Too by JudeIsFanboyTrash

   Fandoms: jesus - Fandom, The Bible, the holy bible, Atheist - Fandom, King James Bible - Fandom, Hetalia - Fandom, Harry Potter - Fandom, Christian Bible, Christian Bible (Old Testament), Christian Bible (New Testament), The Bible (TV 2013), Jesus Christ Superstar - All Media Types  

   • Not Rated
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   08 Oct 2019

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Jesus Christ/Noah
   • Noah's Ark Noah
   • Jesus Christ (Christian Bible)
   • Jesus Christ
   • Atheist
   • I had to finish the prompt on a bet
   • this took me ten minutes to write and is probably awful
   • BL
   • ML
   • Blowjobs
   • there was a prompt
   • Gay Sex
   • Gay
   • Sex
   • Jesus bones Noah
   • Anal
   • Fingering

   Summary

   SO online I found a writing prompt/joke about if the Bible had fanfiction where Jesus and Noah where flirting.... when my friends read it they were like "You're basically Satan's Babyboy, and you're good at writing.... Finish the prompt, so I did like a good bro...

   JESUS BONES NOAH

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