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GREATEST HITS OF THE GOTEI
GHotG Vol i // party like it's 1699 // tracklist
GHotG Vol ii // when the reiatsu drops // tracklist
GHotG Vol iii // mood : konso me // tracklist
— AHAHAHAHAHA YAMA CAN DIE IN A FIRE
— Look, I know Rose is supposedly a huge Norwegian black metal fan which... yeah, I can totally see that... but I'm not. So he gets queso blanco and flamenco [he will take it and he will like it] because those bankai showgirls? Riiiiiight.
— That goes double for you, Shinji. Jazz is the worst.
— Hisagi is super goth, Renji is desperately pining for his captain, Ikkaku's a fucking [lovable] idiot and Kira's so emo his eyeliner wears eyeliner. Whereas Kensei appreciates the simple stuff in life, like punching things until they don't get up anymore.
— Sorry not sorry Captain Hitsugaya :)
— So sad I couldn't find anything to do Tessai justice. Tessai deserved better.
SHINIGAMI & HOLLOWS & ARRANCAR, OH MY
死 [SHI] // a jigokucho in the hand - // tracklist
Hueco Mundo Days // endless night // tracklist
Las Noches Nights // perpetual day // tracklist
— The one song — the ONE song — I wanted for the Death playlist isn't available on Spotify. The ONE song. *I guess.* [O Death — Jen Titus]
— UGH Barragan.
— Look who honestly cares about anyone but the Spice Girls, Dead Inside™, Beavis, and One [1] Sleepy Boi? [Fiiine, Insane In the Membrane can sit with us.]
— Grimmjow's soundtrack is Gavin Friday's King of Trash [on cassette] blasting from your neighbour's house at 3:30 in the morning. Grimmjow's soundtrack is What's New, Pussycat? cued up 21 times on a diner jukebox. Grimmjow's soundtrack is Billy Idol's entire back catalogue [including the cyberpunk years. Especially the cyberpunk years.]
— Nnoitra is so gross he gets his own playlist. Nasty fucker.
— Sleep tight, Yammy :)))))))
THESE NERDS
Substitute This // deathberry // tracklist
Songs For a Dead Man // kira ver. 2.0 // tracklist
Fractured Moonlight On Water // #ukitakelives // tracklist
— AU anti-fa revolutionary feral punk Ichigo does not approve of your Soul Society bullshit [Ichi birthday companion fic : Who Protects the Protector?]
— Find the little-emo-who-could looking morose in a dark corner near you!
— In which the prettiest Shinigami trades his tombstone for a tail. And claws. And many, many very sharp teeth. [I am obsessed with Ukitake as a mermaid. I don't even like mermaids??]
THESE JERKS
The Spider Watches // urahara // tracklist
Screaming Party Mix // szayel // tracklist
Irredeemable // rapeface nnoitra // tracklist
— The best way to understand something is to take it apart, starting with your mind. [Creepy, tricky, amoral, cutthroat, Kubo's-original-villain Kisuke is Fun Kisuke]
— Songs to violate the Geneva Convention to #littlebatshitinsanescientistthingz
— Misogyny: A Game the Whole Family Can Play [remember kids — you can't spell Nnoitra without "No"]
THESE PRECIOUS BABIES
K.S. + U.J. 4 eva // shunuki // tracklist
The Peacock & The Crow // yumisagi // tracklist
#brotp // kurosado // tracklist
— Shunsui is the sappiest sap who ever sapped [Terrible poetry re: love and choice and being totally besotted with Jūshirō companion meta/fic : The Lovers - Shunsui (& Jūshirō)]
— When a neurotic gothboi with daddy issues and a ruthless prima-donna who considers shopping a martial art get together. [I just think they're neat.]
— The bull and the matador: Silent but violent.