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Itsy Bitsy
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“How about these?”
Severus choked. “They’re red.”
“You look great in red.” Harry turned the Speedos over in his hands.
Severus scowled. “If you think I’m wearing that publicly--”
“Oh no.” Harry grinned. “These are for my private viewing. Our villa has a pool.”
“I prefer the ocean.”
“Okay. It’s an island, there are beaches.”
Eyeing the Speedos, Severus smirked. “Fine. I will if you wear these.” He held up green Speedos.
Harry nodded. “Okay.”
As he went to pay for their purchases, however, Harry chuckled quietly. Now clearly wasn’t the time to tell Severus all the beaches were nude.
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