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Bruno:
-He's a bit confused by what Minecraft is, but once you coach him through the beginning is more than willing to sit down and play with you.
-Enjoys building little houses together with you. You two have a tradition of building a house in every new biome you find.
-You introduced him to texturepacks and shaders and pretty much blew his mind.
-A few weeks later, you and Bruno have developed a new tradition of trying out new texturepacks together and ranking them.
-Bruno builds you two a house out of both of your favorite blocks in your favorite biome. You cried a little.
-When a nearby village was attacked by raiders, Bruno ended up getting upset to the point where you silently switched the server's difficulty to peaceful.
Abbacchio:
-When he first caught you playing Minecraft during a small break, he openly mocked you for it and called it 'The Minecrafts'.
-Eventually, you managed to convince him to at least watch you play it for a while, since there was nothing else to do but watch reruns of soap operas.
-He's a jerk about it, grumbling about how it's dumb, but eventually gets immersed into watching you play Minecraft.
-A few days later, he shyly taps you on the shoulder and asks you to set an account up for him.
-It becomes common to see the two of you playing Minecraft together, although he's not very good at it.
-Abbacchio doesn't know he's not supposed to dig straight down, but he gave you a flower once, so it's cool.
Mista:
-Changed his skin to Pepsiman and refuses to change it to anything else.
-"Babe... can I put my Minecraft bed next to yours?"
-He was the one who introduced you to Minecraft and had a blast teaching you how to play.
-Will never carry of a full stack of blocks, because 64 is a multiple of 4.
-Asked if you wanted to take your relationship with him to the next level. You said yes, and he showed you the secret basement with all his diamonds.
-If you're in the mood to watch him play, lets you sit in his lap and rests his head on top of yours. Loves it when you get excited over something.
Fugo:
-You introduced Fugo to Minecraft since it was a mostly relaxing game, intent on giving him something to play when he was upset.
-It had smashing results, in both ways. Fugo got blown up by a creeper and smashed his keyboard. You two play on peaceful now.
-Enjoys building cool contraptions out of redstone and showing them to you.
-His favorite biome is the flower forest, and he insisted that you not break any of the trees or flowers unless it was necessary for your shared base.
-When he's playing by himself, he prefers to strip mine, but if he's playing with you he enjoys exploring caves with you.
-Has a habit of falling into ravines.
Narancia:
-Stumbled upon you playing by chance, then insisted on watching you play for the next few hours, commenting on what he saw and asking questions every other minute.
-You decided to make him an account so you could play together. Gasped and hugged you tightly when you told him.
-Surprisingly, he enjoys the combat in the game and asks you to stay out at night and fight mobs with him.
-Likes to explore caves with you for the adventure aspect, hates it when you two explore the whole cave.
-You caught him staring at tutorials for how to build things with redstone with a wide eyed look on his face. You checked your shared server to find him trying to build a hidden door in the side of a mountain.
Giorno:
-Despite being the Boss of Passione, he enjoys playing Minecraft with you in his free time.
-Built a giant farm for the two of you to share, complete with an inordinate amount of dogs.
-The first time you heard him laugh uncontrollably was when you had said "Don't worry, I know what I'm doing." and proceeded to face die of fall damage after jumping off a cliff and forgetting to activate your elytra.
-While journeying through the nether with you, made the mistake of punching a zombie pigman. Giorno doesn't go into the nether anymore.
-Sometimes likes to build new bases to change things up if he starts getting bored. Always asks you for your permission though.
-Bought you a creeper plushie out of the blue once.
Trish:
-Trish likes to build things in Minecraft, but doesn't really care for exploring, so that's left up to you.
-Most of the things she builds are very gorgeous and usually made out of quartz, gold, diamond, or emerald.
-Despite this, her playing Minecraft with you is pretty uncommon. She prefers to sit between your legs, head resting against your shoulder, chest, or neck and watch you play.
-You noticed that she would get jumpy around mobs, and always make sure to play on peaceful mode when she's around.
-Got emotional over baby foxes, denies it ever happened.
-Owns an enderman hat, but will not wear it outside.
Risotto:
-Only started playing Minecraft with you because you wouldn't stop asking.
-Now he loves to play it with you, even though he'd never admit it.
-Risotto now has scheduled sessions of playing Minecraft with you. Slowly, it became an incentive to keep going so he could see your smile when he built you something.
-The most advanced thing he's capable of building is a dirt house, so he lets you build things and promises to fight off any mobs while you do so.
-Secretly practices in single-player so he can eventually build you something that he knows you'd love.
-Your shared base is completely surrounded by bamboo, thanks to Risotto, who didn't know how fast it grew and planted a bunch.
Prosciutto:
-At first he scolded you for playing something 'childish'.
-Now he enjoys playing Minecraft with you on weekends, and weekends only. He hasn't elaborated on why.
-Stopped taking smoking breaks mid-game after finding out that in multiplayer he can't pause the game.
-Tried to build a house for you once, ended up setting it on fire thanks to a mishap with a fireplace.
-Prosciutto died to a berry bush and stopped playing for a month, resigning himself to just having you sit on his lap and hold you from behind to watch you play.
-Gave you a disappointed look when you called him your Minecraft Girlfriend.
Pesci:
-Pesci loves playing Minecraft with you!
-The two of you play on peaceful mode, but going on little journeys together is still fun.
-He spends a lot of his time fishing, even if he doesn't really have to. He just likes to.
-You built him an aquarium in your shared house's basement. Pesci barely held back tears.
-Enjoys exploring coral reefs and timidly asked you if the two of you could build another base on a nearby island.
-If any of your diamond tools break, he will stop at nothing to make you a new one, no matter how much you tell him you can do that yourself.
-You showed him cool name tag tricks. The two of you now have a small fenced in area of sheep that constantly change color, and an upside down dog.
Melone:
-Apparently, he can play Minecraft on his Baby Face computer. Once he found this out, his sessions of playing Minecraft with you expanded even onto missions he was sent on when he nothing better to do.
-Built you a house based on something he would like the two of you to live in someday, interior and all.
-The only time you've ever seen Melone angry was when a creeper blew a hole in the ground. He made you turn off mob griefing.
-Despite you being the one who introduced him to Minecraft, he quickly surpassed your skill. All his equipment is enchanted.
-Jokingly called you "m'lady" in chat once. You gave him an enchanted leather hat that had been renamed to "fedora". He has yet to do it again.
-Has a separate base for you to with a fully functional elevator. Smiled at how confused but happy you got when he showed it off.
-Likes to spend time cuddling you while watching you play, or having you cuddle with him while he plays.
Ghiaccio:
-Playing Minecraft with Ghiaccio was usually a better way for him to redirect his anger at something.
-Despite this, you have had a few close calls with him nearly smashing the mouse, the screen, or the keyboard.
-Constantly blames his deaths in-game on lag or pretty much anything.
-Steals your diamonds without remorse until you do it back to him. Ghiaccio and you share a chest of diamonds.
-Made a house out of ice, was pissed to find out that it melted. Now you live in a snowy biome and everything is made of packed ice.
-Found out what polar bears were after being killed by one. There's a fenced area with polar bears attached to it with leads. All of them are named.
-Reached a volume and pitch you thought impossible when he first discovered what silverfish were.
Illuso:
-Illuso built a mirrored version of your house, right next to it. You've broken into his house quite a few times before realizing that everything was on the wrong side and becoming embarrassed.
-Can and will steal your diamonds with no remorse whatsoever.
-Illuso wandered into a village you were in while being affected by 'Bad Omen'. That village no longer exists.
-Insisted on starting a hardcore world with you. Died to a cactus. You don't know how.
-Likes to build hidden things and then show you them to blow your mind. It stopped being impressive a while ago, but you pretend for his sake.
-Killed the Enderdragon for you.
Formaggio:
-Loves to play and joke around with you the entire time. It's incredibly fun to play with him!
-"HONEY, I'M HOME!"
-Hoards gold in hopes that a future update will make it more valuable. Eventually he used it to make a small shack.
-Gives his equipment ridiculous names. You've lost count how many double takes you've done when he says something like, "Okay, the Hot Pocket just broke."
-He once accidentally pushed you off a cliff. He proceeded to build you a small gravestone and put flowers on it with a sign that read 'Ass was too poppin' for this world'. It's encased in a glass -dome so you two can look at it from afar.
-Has a bunch of cats with stupid names and talks to them like they're actual living creatures. It's adorable.
Gelato & Sorbet:
-You should've known something was up when they invited you into their Minecraft server.
-The couple stuck you in a door trap and put a sign above that read 'gay baby jail'.
-Eventually let you free and you found yourself stuck in a room surrounded by bedrock with a single chest.
-The two wandered behind you to watch your reaction to what was inside.
-A single book that read 'lol get rekt nerd'.
-You have not visited their Minecraft server since.
Cioccolata:
-Playing Minecraft with him is equal parts fun and terrifying.
-Mercilessly mows down any mob he sees. Complains when he dies.
-Built a mob grinder and just sits there watching it occasionally. It's kind of weird, but you knew what you were getting into playing Minecraft with Doctor Mold.
-Made a weird contraption that dangled pigs attached to leads over a lava pit and showed it to you to ask how you thought about it. A sign displaying your 8/10 rating is placed a few blocks in front of it.
-Eventually he gets tired of Minecraft and asks you if you want to go and commit a murder with him. Calls you a nerd when you shrug and tell him you're having fun.
Secco:
-Once Secco learned how to use a keyboard, it was all over.
-Follows you around in-game nonstop and seems to enjoy helping you with things.
-Punched a villager and got subsequently yeeted by an iron golem. Has since learned his lesson.
-You gave him an enchanted diamond shovel, left for a few hours, and came back to find that he eviscerated an entire mountain of its dirt and was currently in the process of building a nice dirt hovel for you two, complete with flowers.
-Likes to curl up on your lap and rest his head on your chest while you play.
-Occasionally mumbles out plans for things he wants to make with you, including a sugar cane farm.
Tiziano & Squalo:
-The two of them invited you to play Minecraft with them. You accepted because you didn't want to be rude.
-Surprisingly, you had a lot of fun. The two were a lot more docile while they were playing Minecraft.
-Let you live in the basement of their house. Tiziano offered to help you decorate it.
-The two play with keepinventory on, on account of the message in chat displaying that Squalo has drowned for the umpteenth time.
-Despite this, the two can and will take items from your chest and put a sign above it announcing that they'll eventually pay you back. You know they won't, but it's cool.
Carne:
-Is he even human?
-You didn't know.
-But you asked to be nice.
-He just stared at you for a while, giving no indication of anything.
-Eventually you just left and drowned out the memory by blasting music and huddling up in your room's corner.
-In the distance, you see him staring at you through your window. You eat the gelato you've had in your freezer for an unknown amount of time, knowing that the end is near.
Doppio:
-You and Doppio have been playing Minecraft for years together.
-The two of you have built so many things you ended up having to create a new world!
-Doppio loves to give you flowers and other various objects. Gets flustered when you return the favor and give him things.
-For whatever reason, he has an enchanted diamond hoe. You can't understand why he wasted resources on it, but decided not to question him.
-The Boss will sometimes call him while you two are playing, so it's not uncommon for Doppio to tell you that the Boss is requesting you two build a new house.
-"Oh! Hello there, Mr. Llama!"
Diavolo:
-Diavolo 'begrudgingly' and 'on occasion' will play Minecraft with you. In actuality, he plays Minecraft with you at least three times a week and for at least five or six hours.
-Since he trusts you enough to have revealed his identity to you, he keeps you with him 24/7, so it's not like there's anything else for you to do anyway. He's definitely got the free time to play with you too.
-You two have powered through two worlds at this point, building giant mansions together. He becomes incredibly focused while he's building, and you two are able to work together with hardly any words exchanged.
-Diavolo renovated an entire village and surrounded it by a wall.
-Even in Minecraft, he's still the absolute king. The Emperor. Even if chairs in Minecraft don't exist, he built a throne anyway.
-The most romantic thing he ever calls you is his Empress, and its usually used when he's exploring a cave with you, and you get attacked by any mobs.
-Laughed at you when you died to creeper once, then was immediately killed by a cave spider.