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DAY ONE
Ichimaru had told Aizen about the platform. It would be perfect. Pesquisa could be so hard to decipher; when too many arrancar tried chatting at once it because a mumbled wall of voices. Ichimaru heard about Discord from Urahara, in the World of the Living. It would be perfect. It had a built-in, top-down hierarchy structure. It could be used for business, informational, and social purposes.
Aizen watched Gin play around on his favorite servers. The former fifth-division captain was impressed by his subordinate’s varied interests. He was a moderator on a persimmon enthusiast server and an active member of the Soul Society Snake Lover server. Aizen saw how these servers were set up and how the members interacted, and decided what he wanted his server to look like. Fun. Irreverent. Something that made him appear hip and cool. He’d name Gin, Tosen, and his favorite lapdog, Ulquiorra, as moderators. He sent out invitation links to all the relevant arrancar and their now-permanent human guest, Orihime Inoue.
And thus, the Las(t) Night(s) Discord Server was born. The server’s description read, “You know me, you love me, now come chat with me! Xoxo - Daddy Aizen”
ONLINE:
Lord -1
Daddy Aizen
Mod Squad -3
Tosen
SilverFoxxx
Ulquiorra Cifer
Welcome, Orihime . We hope you brought pizza.10/14/2019
Princesa -1
Orihime
#General Nights (For day or night, really)
Orihime today at 11:14
Hello! Thanks for inviting me! I didn’t bring pizza, though… :|
Ulquiorra Cifer today at 11:14
Welcome, Woman. Please read the rules.
Orihime today at 11:14
Ok!
SilverFoxx today at 11:15
There’s no need to be so formal, Ulquiorra. It’s just a discord server. Hi Hime-chan! <3 It’s me, Gin. Glad you’re here!!!
Orihime today at 11:15
Oh! Thank you, Ichimaru-san! It’s nice to be here :)
Grimm-chan just showed up. Hold my beer. 10/14/19
Espada -1
Grimm-chan
Grimm-chan today at 11:15
OwO Didn’t knew there was a discord server
Ulquiorra Cifer today at 11:15
It’s new, Trash. Read the rules
Grimm-chan today at 11:15
Why are you so mean? Is not like I am your princess UwU
Ulquiorra Cifer today at 11:15
I have no fraccion, sexta. I have no princess. I don’t know what you are trying to imply.
Grimm-chan today at 11:15
Isn’t your princess here too? Hi hime-chan OmO
Orihime today at 11:15
I read the rules, Ulquiorra!
OH! HI GRIMMJOW! XD did you get here while I was reading the rules?
You have a princess, Ulquiorra?
Grimm-chan today at 11:15
Yeah, Aizen-sama invited me.
Ulquiorra Cifer today at 11:16
Watch what you write, Trash. I’m a moderator. I will not hesitate to kick you.
Grimm-chan today at 11:16
You are soooo mean, ulqy bulgy. Maybe if I act like her you will like me more
Cheers, love! YummyYammy is here ! 10/14/19
Espada -2
Grimm-chan
YummyYammy
Ulquiorra Cifer today at 11:16
Welcome, @YummyYammy. Please read the rules.
Stop vague-posting, Grimmjow. It’s not amusing.
YummyYammy today at 11:16
Hi m8 what’s cracking in here?
Orihime today at 11:17
Hi Yammy!!! I haven’t seen you in a long time. How are you?
YummyYammy today at 11:17
Hi lass, I’m doing good, thanks for asking xx
Orihime today at 11:17
Aww *^_^* You’re welcome!
Ulquiorra Cifer today at 11:17
Do not harass the woman.
Grimm-chan today at 11:17
Getting jealous? Ulqy Bulgy UmU
Ulquiorra Cifer today at 11:17
Check your roles, @Orihime and @Grimm-chan
Grimm-chan today at 11:17
Your so mean, there is no need for calling me trash ;_;
Orihime today at 11:18
Woman? I guess it’s accurate. Oh, who gave me these roles?
Ulquiorra Cifer today at 11:18
You are trash, sexta. There is a need for accuracy.
I gave you the Woman role. Lord Aizen gave you the Princesa role.
YummyYammy today at 11:18
Oi M8, why did grimmjaw got trash? He ain’t doin anythin wrong
Ulquiorra Cifer today at 11:18
Sigh . It is merely a description. Do not question my authority.
Grimm-chan today at 11:18
Ulquiorra-chan got jealous of my talking to his girlfriend -__-
YummyYammy today at 11:19
Now I see mate, but since when he got a lass to accompany him? He is always alone in his room
NellyBelly joined your party. 10/14/19
Espada -3
Grimm-chan
NellyBelly
YummyYammy
Orihime today at 11:19
Hi @NellyBelly!!! :D Please read the rules!!
Ulquiorra Cifer today at 11:19
Well done, Woman.
Grimm-chan today at 11:19
They already do things like a couple… cute OmO
NellyBelly today at 11:19
Hi Hime-chan! Hi Ulqui! Hi Gwimmy! Hi Yammy! Hi Daddy Aizen! Hi EVERYBODY!
What does omo mean, Gwimmy? Are you speaking in gibberish again?
Grimm-chan today at 11:19
Gibberish? Pfff OmO is a cute face, not gibberish UwU
NellyBelly today at 11:20
Okay…. OmO is cute, what’s UwU?
Grimm-chan today at 11:20
UwU is also cute
NellyBelly today at 11:20
Do you know any ugly faces?
Ulquiorra Cifer today at 11:20
Yeah, he sees one every time he looks in the mirror.
SilverFoxxx today at 11:20
Ouch. Well played, Ulq.
Ulquiorra Cifer today at 11:20
Thank you, Ichimaru-sama.
choose your nickname hopped into the server. Kangaroo! 10/14/19
choose your nickname today at 11:21
What’s this? Siri, what’s a discord?
Grimm-chan today at 11:21
The old man arrived UwU I think he is having troubles with this
Ulquiorra Cifer today at 11:21
Hello, who are you?
choose your nickname today at 11:21
Who am I? I am Barragan the espada.
Ulquiorra Cifer today at 11:21
My apologies. I’ll give you your role. Please read the rules
Espada -4
choose your nickname
Grimm-chan
NellyBelly
YummyYammy
choose your nickname today at 11:21
Rules? Which rules? I thought this was to talk with people like
Aizen sama said.
Grimm-chan today at 11:22
Nell, this is an ugly face *Ulquiorra_png* ヽ(:3ﾉ ヽ)ﾉ
Orihime today at 11:22
Grimm! That’s not nice. That’s not an ugly face that’s Ulquiorra.
Grimm-chan today at 11:22
What’s the difference? Kek.
Orihime today at 11:22
Stop it. Neither of you are ugly.
NellyBelly today at 11:22
0.0
Grimm-chan today at 11:22
Your princess is defending you (ﾟωﾟ;)
Orihime today at 11:22
I’m defending both of you.
NellyBelly today at 11:22
Is she admitting it?
Grimm-chan today at 11:22
Awww, they are a couple now (´ｖ｀)
YummyYammy today at 11:23
Congrats lass, didn’t knew you were into that type of guy. My mate Ulquiorra will treat you well xx
choose your nickname today at 11:23
Wait, what just happened?
Daddy Aizen today at 11:23
Ooooh, what’s this tea? Delicious. Also, welcome to club Boomer, Barry.
choose your nickname today at 11:23
Tea? Is tea time already? I thought it was only 11 but my clock must be wrong.
Ulquiorra Cifer today at 11:24
There is no tea. Grimmjow is fabricating scenarios again. <blushing cowboy>
NellyBelly today at 11:24
Aww, he’s being shy. @Boomer, Tea in this case is slang for gossip. So yes, it is “tea time” Ulqui and Hime, sittin’ in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G
choose your nickname today at 11:24
Why that message is on orange? Did somethin bad happen to my computer?
Ulquiorra Cifer today at 11:24
No, your computer is fine, that color simply indicates that someone has directed a message to your attention by mentioning your nickname or role. For example, if I @Woman, Orihime’s screen will have that orange highlight. If I @Espada, all of you, myself included, but excepting Orihime, will experience the same. Do you understand?
choose your nickname today at 11:24
I see, thanks for explaining, Ulquiorra boy. So what’s the tea you’re talking about? My favorite is the mint flavor
Ulquiorra Cifer today at 11:24
Uh… I like Earl Grey.
NellyBelly today at 11:24
Tea is gross. I like lemonade.
Tosen today at 11:24
Take it to #Tea_ Connoisseurs , please.
Grimm-chan today at 11:24
But I’m not allowed there ;__;
Aizen’s Queen is here to kick butt and chew bubblegum. And Aizen’s Queen is all out of gum.10/14/19
It's a bird! It's a plane! Nevermind, it's just Menoly. 10/14/19
Numeros -2
Aizen’s Queen
Menoly
Ulquiorra Cifer today at 11:24
Hi Loly, Menoly. Read the rules
Aizen’s Queen today at 11:24
How did you know it was me?
Ulquiorra Cifer today at 11:24
Educated guess. Behave, everyone. I need to go on my rounds.
Grimm-chan today at 11:24
He is going to kissu kissu, with his princess (￣▼￣)
choose your nickname today at 11:25
Is Aizen married too? Time passes so fast. I’m hurt that nobody invited me to the wedding, but I understand it, I’m too old to be in parties like that.
YummyYammy today at 11:25
Oh m8, congratulations @Daddy Aizen never thought it will be with her.
Daddy Aizen today at 11:25
That didn’t happen, lmao
Aizen’s Queen today at 11:25
But you want it to, right? Don’t you think so, @Menoly?
Menoly today at 11:25
Uh… yeah?
Daddy Aizen disconnected
Tosen today at 11:26
Everyone log off and report to the dome immediately.
Grimm-chan today at 11:26
But I wanted to stay more!!!! Right @ulquiorra cifer?
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Grimm-chan today at 11:26
Meanie༼☯﹏☯༽
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choose your name disconnected
NellyBelly today at 11:26
Awww, I wanted to stay more.
SilverFoxxx today at 11:26
You can come back after the meeting
NellyBelly today at 11:26
Okay!!
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Orihime disconnected
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Tossen disconnected
Yummy Yammy disconnected
EdgyBastard5 has joined the battle bus. 10/14/19
EdgyBastard5 today at 11:29
What’s up fuckers? I have come to ruin the fun
Roses are red, violets are blue, Dordoni joined this server with you. 10/14/19
Dordoni today at 11:29
Muy buenos días, compañeros y compañeras, acá Dordoni el legendario ha llegado a este servidor de discord para bendecir vuestras vidas.
EdgyBastard5 today at 11:29
Can you speak english? Dumb ass
Dordoni today at 11:29
Por supuesto que puedo hablar inglés mi compañero de tertulias del cual desconosco su nombre. Pero es una larga historia del porque no hablo. Veras, hace mucho tiempo iba caminando por el mundo de los vivos y me encontré con un tipo que hablaba inglés de puta madre, veas como hablaba el chaval, sonaba como un rapero a lo Eminem.
EdgyBastard5 today at 11:30
What are you even talking about? Like seriously what the fuck?
Dordoni today at 11:30
Y bueno, ese chaval que hablaba a lo eminem terminó pegandomé una apuñalada en el torax por lo que necesité atención médica inmediata, por suerte hubo una dulce abuelita que me recogió y llamó a la ambulancia. Desde ese día juré no hablar inglés jamás en la vida debido al hijo de puta del Eminem.
EdgyBastard5 today at 11:30
Can you just shut up? Holy shit.
Dordoni today at 11:32
Bueno hablando de callarse, allá en el mundo de los vivos había una persona muy interesante con la que solía hablar un puto montón de tiempo y era bastante cojonudo hablar con ella, estaba seguro de que un día nos íbamos a enamorar y formar una linda familia juntos, pero ella un día me dijo que iba a comprar unos cigarros a la tienda y nunca volvió. ¿De qué hablabamos? Chaval.
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Dordoni today at 11:32
Ya que no queda nadie me voy, a lo mejor todos vosotros están en una reunión y no me dijeron.
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