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    In their final year of high school, Dib and Zim have just barely figured out how to stay friends for long enough to finish their physics homework together. But when Dib suddenly stops acting like himself, it's up to Zim to try and figure out how to get him back to normal. Purely for rivalry reasons, of course! It's not like he CARES about Dib or anything. That would be stupid ... right?

    ... Oh. Fuck.

    Zim's got secrets and Dib's got a laundry list of issues but together, they might just make one functional person. And they're going to have to figure out how to work together fast if Zim wants to stay on Earth past the end of the week.

    UPDATE JULY 8, 2020 -- This fic is not dead!!! It'll be returning in early August with Act 2. Conspiracy theories abound, so please bring your tinfoil hats >:3

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