Chapter Text
This is set between ch 3 and 4 of the first chatfic.
HallMonitor: EVERYONE AWAKEN CLASSES ARE STARTING IN TEN MINUTES! NOBODY IS DOWNSTAIRS WE CANNOT BE TARDY!
SugarDaddy: I swear, one of these days I’m gonna kill him.
MyLeg: Iida....
HallMonitor: HURRY! IF WE LEAVE NOW WE MIGHT JUST HAVE TIME FOR A BREAKFAST BAR ON THE WAY TO CLASS!
ChargeDolt: You didn’t get the memo?
HallMonitor: What memo?
MyLeg: He didn’t get the email. I’m surprised.
SpaceJam: Iida not getting a message from the school, what is the world coming to?
HallMonitor: What exactly have I been missing? Why are none of you up!?
3dPrinter: The school sent us an email around 4. There’s a code Indigo. No classes.
TheGrapeist: What is a Code Indigo actually? I just know it gives us a day off.
MyLeg: It means that there’s an incident that needs as many heroes as possible. They’ve called in most of the faculty for backup.
RocketMan: Apparently Toxic Chainsaw broke out of the slammer with a small army of A-B class villains. They shoulda sent us to help.
MyLeg: No Kacchan, this is too big. We should leave this to the pros.
Aux Cord: Yeah, only heroes still around are AllMight, Lunch Rush, Present Mic, and Midnight according to the email. Classes are canceled but they want us to do independent study and training.
HallMonitor: I see. I neglected to check my messages this morning and I apologize.
Michael Keaton: The one night I actually sleep and Iida wakes me.
SugarDaddy: Well I’m up now whether I like it or not. I’ll make waffles.
SpaceJam: Do ya like waffles?
Aux Cord: Yeah I like waffles.
SpaceJam: Do ya like... pancakes?
Aux Cord: Yeah I like pancakes.
SpaceJam: DO YA LIKE FRENCH TOAST!?
Aux Cord: Yeah I like French Toast.
SpaceJam: DO DOO DO DO CANT WAIT TO GET A MOUTHFUL
Aux Cord: DO DOO DO DO CANT WAIT TO GET A MOUTHFUL.
SpaceJam: Jirou I’ve never met anybody who knows that song.
AuxCord: Its an ancient meme. My dad liked to show me the video when I was a kid.
RocketMan: Why do you do this?
Charge Dolt: My lady knows her memes.
MyLeg: Sato could you throw an extra waffle on? We have a guest today.
SugarDaddy: Who?
MyLeg: Well with the teachers gone somebody has to watch Eri... and the big three have a prior obligation so Aizawa sent me a text telling me I’m in charge of her today.
MyLeg: Im actually on my way to grab her now.
SugarDaddy: Alright.
SpaceJam: @Bakugo you hear that? No swearing today.
RocketMan: Fuck.
Hard: Bakugo....
RocketMan: Truck
Hard: Better.
——-
Izuku arrived at Eri’s room to find the horned albino girl fiddling with a white smartphone.
“Hey Eri, Aizawa wanted me to watch you today.”
Eri looked up with a smile on her face.
“Okay!”
Izuku returned the smile with one of his own.
“Oh, you have a phone now.” Izuku noticed.
Eri nodded and held it out.
“Aizawa got it for me in case I needed to call for help.... it’s got games.”
Eri lowered the phone.
“I don’t really understand how it works though....”
Izuku nodded.
“Ah, well I’d be more than happy to teach you.”
“Really!?” She beamed.
“Of course, but first breakfast. My friend is making waffles.”
Izuku led Eri out of the room, taking her smaller hand into his own.
———
Frogger: Eri’s coming? And there’s waffles? Why didn’t you wake me sooner?
SugarDaddy: A lot of this is short notice.
3dPrinter: Turn off the perversions while she’s here @Minetta.
TheGrapeist: Oh I know, Midoriya nearly kicked my ass last time when Eri nearly found my...adult literature.
SpaceJam: God Eri is just adorable right now. She’s trying to figure out how to take pictures with her new phone.
FriendlyGhost: I remember my first phone. I got mad when the crackchat filters wouldn’t work on me.
MyLeg Added Eri to the chat.
Eri: Is this working?
SpaceJam: Oh, Eri, What are you doing in here?
MyLeg: I was just showing Eri how group chats worked so I dropped her into ours for an example. I’ll remove her later.
Pinky: Oh it’s fine. Welcome to the club Eri.
HallMonitor: Everyone behave yourself for Eri.
Eri: Am I doing this fine?
AuxCord: You’re doing great kiddo.
CinnamonRoll: Thumbs up.
BodyHorror: Thumbs up
SpaceJam: Thumbs up
MyLeg: Thumbs up
RocketMan: Why the fuck is everyone spamming that?
Hard: BAKUGO NO!!!
Eri: Fuck? Whjat dose fuck mean?
Pinky: Bakugo how could you!?
RocketMan: I DIDNT KNOW THERE WAS A KID IN HERE!
Hard: Her virgin eyes man! You spoiled them with your language!
Eri: Virgin?
Hard: OH NO.
MyLeg: Pretend you didn’t read that Eri.
TheGrapeist: Yeah I’ll just... not talk. Safer that way.
FriendlyGhost: So In other news, I was going to hit the gym. Anybody want to tag along?
Tailman: Huh, You never go to the gym when I ask you to.
FriendlyGhost: Well I decided that I need to get physically stronger. I can’t rely on my stealth all the time.
Tailman: You couldn’t open the jelly jar could you?
FriendlyGhost: That jar will be a piece of cake once I get ripped darn it! So who’s in!? Mashi!?
Tailman: I can’t. I’m working on my history paper.
MyLeg: I would but I have to watch Eri. Maybe next time.
Hard: I’ll go.
RocketMan: Screw it I’ll go. Gets me away from Deku.
Frogger: I’ll go ribbit.
BodyHorror: I suppose I should hit the gym...
FriendlyGhost : Cool, I’ll meet you guys outside in ten.
3dPrinter: I would but I can’t. I have an extremely important task to undertake.
HallMonitor: If it is related to our duties as class rep I will be more than happy to assist.
3dPrinter: No nothing like that. I found out Todoroki never watched a Disney film before so I’m going to show him Snow White.
AuxCord: Wow, That is an important task.
Thermostat: I already finished my homework yesterday and we have the day off so...
Eri: Can I watch too? I never saw it either.
3dPrinter: Well we have to fix that then don’t we?
MyLeg: Thanks Momo.
——-
FriendlyGhost sent 1 image to the chat [Eri intently watching a movie. Momo And Shoto are sitting on the couch while Izuku and Ochako are on the floor next to Eri.]
FriendlyGhost: Its like a family movie night.
Tailman: Its still daytime.
Michael Keaton: Unfortunately....
Frogger: Anybody bear back from the teachers yet?
SugarDaddy: Not yet.
Pinky: Hey Hagakure send me that pic.
Hard: So it’s about lunch time. Anyone want chili?
CinnamonRoll: For lunch?
Hard: Yeah. I cook a mean chili.
Charge Dolt: I’m down.
AuxCord: I’ll just make a salad....
Frogger: Same.
Eri: Chili?
MyLeg: It’s spicy. Ironically.
Eri: I’d like to try it.
MyLeg: I guess we’re in.
SpaceJam: Deku we’re right next to Eri why are you using the chat for that?
MyLeg: Dunno, I wasn’t thinking.
MyLeg: Wait....You’re next to us too.
SpaceJam: Toche.
FriendlyGhost: So how was the movie?
Thermostat: I didn’t like it. It was too simplistic and one of those dwarves didn’t have a beard.
BodyHorror: Thats a complaint?
Thermostat: EVEN DWARVEN WOMEN HAVE BEARDS. SERO SAID SO.
TwilightVampire: I should put more dwarves in my dnd campaign....
3dPrinter: I think he’d like Frozen better.
ChargeDolt: Frozen is overacted and got milked super hard for cash.
3dPrinter: @JIROU CONTROL YOUR BOYFRIEND.
AuxCord: No I agree with him here.
3dPrinter: Well as Kaminari would say, NANI!?
AuxCord: Well here’s the thing... you listen to Let it go once, and it’s alright. Good lyrics, decent message, choreography is a bit lame for the musical number but whatev.
AuxCord: After hearing it for the 18th time I want nothing to do with that song. Or any of the songs in that movie.
AuxCord: Except Love is an open door, that one is fine.
Pinky: Wow Jirou, you really need to let it go.
Eri: Why did Miss Jirou just storm into the common room, slap Mina, and leave? Deku won’t tell me.
Michael Keaton: Justice.
Pinky: Okay I deserved that.
3dPrinter: Maybe we should get Eri out of the chat now.
Eri: Do I have to?
MyLeg: Why? Things got fine after Kacchan stopped swearing.
3dPrinter: Well Yeah it’s fine now, but things could escalate.
HallMonitor: Indeed, Eri should be conversing with people in her own age group, not subjecting herself to our shenanigans.
ChargeDolt: Oh In that case.
ChargeDolt Added Kouta Izumi to the chat.
ChargeDolt: There, a friend her age.
HallMonitor: That wasn’t what I meant.
AuxCord: Now we have two kids to handle.
ChargeDolt: And this is where I leave for cigarettes.
AuxCord: You better not.
Kouta: The heck is this?
MyLeg: Oh hi Kouta. This is a chatroom me and the rest of the class use.
Kouta: Who are you?
MyLeg: Oh it’s me, Midoriya.
Kouta: Oh hey Deku! Why am I here?
MyLeg: Kaminari invited you. How does he have your contact info?
ChargeDolt: I got Mandalay’s number for a potential internship, but she gave me Kouta’s by accident. Found out the hard way.
Eri: Who is Kouta?
Kouta: I’m me. Who wants to know?
Eri: me?
MyLeg: Kouta this is Eri, she’s staying at UA with us. You’re about the same age.
Kouta: Why is she at UA if she’s my age?
MyLeg: Thats... kinda private.
Kouta: So shes with Deku now?
SpaceJam: Yeah Why?
Kouta: No reason....
Pinky: Aw, I think he’s jealous.
Kouta: NO IM NOT YA BUBBLEGUM HAG
Pinky: HOW DARE YOU! IM A BUBBLEGUM GAL.
SpaceJamm Oh yeah, Deku is totally your hero isn’t he?
Kouta: DONT JUST SAY THAT!!!!
Eri: Deku is my Hero too.
Kouta: He is?
Eri: Yeah. He’s super cool and he’s been really nice to me. He saved me from bad people.
Kouta: He... saved me too.
Eri: Of course he would, he’s Deku. He’s the best.
Kouta: Well That goes without saying.
Eri: Hes going to be the number one hero for sure!
Kouta: Eventually Yeah.
RocketMan: I come back here to find the chat has been taken over by toddlers. That’s par for the course.
RocketMan: And was anyone going to tell me that lame hair was making his chili or was I just supposed to find that out for myself?
Hard: You gotta keep your eye on the chat Baku-Bro.
RocketMan: Its called airplane mode and I use it when I don’t want to be disturbed.
Kouta: Deku Could totally beat Toxic Chainsaw Eri! No contest!
Eri: I have no ida who that is but yeah I agree.
PhilSwift: He’s not even a pro yet and Midoriya already has a fan club.
——
Ochako smiled as she watched Eri quickly messaging her newfound friend.
“A fan club already eh Dek- Deku?”
She noticed that Izuku was curled up into a ball on the floor, muttering a storm to himself with a bright red blush o his face.
“Ohgodihavefansalreadythisisinsanepeoplelookuptomenowcanibeagoodrolemodeltothemihavetotheyidolizeme-“
Ochako chuckled at the scene before her.
“I guess he’s flattered...”
Nearby Momo and Shoto exchanged glances.
“What is he even saying?” Shoto Asked.
“Dunno...might be German.” Replied Momo.
—-
ALOT OF DEKU TALK LATER
ChargeDolt: God Kirishima what was in that chili?
Hard: Was it not good?
ChargeDolt: No but it’s opened the floodgates so to speak...
TwilightVampire: Too much information.
ChargeDolt: That was barely any.
AuxCord: I know....
Pinky: It’s a lot of meat.
BodyHorror: I’m getting flashbacks to the spaghetti sauce.
RocketMan: Meat is good.
Hard: It’s the manliest of meals.
Pinky: Maybe too manly.
Hard: No such thing.
PhilSwift: Hey guys some of the teachers are back. Well Aizawa and Vlad at least.
PhilSwift: And for some reason that green haired lady from Ketsubutsu.
MyLeg: Ms.Joke? Huh, I know her and Aizawa are old friends....
Pinky: “Friends”
SpaceJam: Can you honestly see Aizawa settling down?
Pinky:... okay fair.
Kouta: My aunt just got home. Apparently some of the heroes got cleared to head back, while others are still finishing up.
SugarDaddy: Did they really need all those heroes for Toxic Chainsaw?
Kouta: Auntie said that he was using trigger to boost his power. That coupled with the other powerful escapees.... It was an all hands on deck situation.
Eri: You sure know a lot Kouta.
Kouta: I just hear things. Nothing special.
Frogger: Hey @Eri Aizawa is here to get you.
3dPrinter: let me just remove her from the chat.
Eri: NO.
3dPrinter: I’m sorry but it’s that time. You can’t stay here forever. This is a grown up space.
Eri: NO! IF I LEAVE THEN I CANT TALK TO KOUTA ANYMORE!
MyLeg: You think that if you leave the chat... you’ll never speak to him again? Is that it?
Eri: I like him! He’s super cool!
ChargeDolt: You’ve only known him for two hours.
Eri: TWO SUPER COOL HOURS!
SugarDaddy: Huh, guess the kids not going to respond....
——-
IZUKU’S MESSAGES.
New Message from Ragdoll.
Ragdoll: Midoriya, I just found Kouta in his room and he’s a blushing mess. He muttered something about UA and girl. Any clue what’s going on?
Izuku sent 3 images [3 screenshots from the chat]
Ragdoll: Oh. That explains it... thanks kid.
Izuku: No problem.
——
MyLeg: Eri, you can talk to him outside of this chatroom.
Eri: Wha?
MyLeg: You can get his contact info, then you can talk to him on your phone whenever you want... maybe even make your own chatroom with him.
Eri: I can?
SpaceJam: Yeah. And maybe he can visit you at UA sometime. Would you like that Eri?
Eri: Yes,
SpaceJam: @Kouta would you like to meet Eri in person sometime?
Kouta: Sure.
—-
Ragdoll: Now hes asking me when the soonest he can visit UA is. Midoriya what have you done?
Izuku: Nothing this is between him and Eri. Also does the 28th work? That’s a Sunday so have classes off that day.
Ragdoll: I have no idea what an Eri is but... yeah the 28th works.
—-
3dPrinter: Well, glad that’s settled. Time to go back to Aizawa.
Kouta: It was nice sorta meeting you Eri.
Eri: Same to you... I’ll talk to you later Kouta.
Kouta: Later.
3dPrinter removed Eri and Kouta Izumi from the chat.
TheGrapeist: FINALLY I CAN TALK, AGAIN.
AuxCord: All good things must come to an end I suppose.
RocketMan: Speaking Of... SHITTY SHIT FUCK BITCH ASS DAMN DAMNIT FUCK BASTARD FUCKING ASSHOLE FUCK FUCK. Been holding that in all day.
CinnamonRoll: Holy Shit.
ChargeDolt: You corrupted him Bakugo!
RocketMan: Hes a big boy, he can handle it.
SugarDaddy: So now what?
MyLeg: Well it’s only 3... and the school wanted us to use this as an independent day... Want to do a class training session? Maybe race through training site Gamma?
SpaceJam: I’m down.
HallMonitor: Let me ask Aizawa if it’s possible...
HallMonitor: He gave me the keys to the site. If everybody is in then we can go immediately.
ChargeDolt: I’m free from my porcelain prison so I’m in.
AuxCord: Ew.
TheGrapeist: Do we have to?
HallMonitor started a poll:
CLASS TRAINING?
YES: 18
NO: 2
PhilSwift: When could this make polls?
HallMonitor: It always could, but I never had a need for it until now.
FriendlyGhost: Do we have to train? I already exercised today....
Tailman: Sorry but majority rules...
HallMonitor: @everyone downstairs, we got some training to do.
———-
MyLeg: That was fun.
SpaceJam: I almost won the race too...
RocketMan: Yeah get rekt nerds.
HallMonitor: No reason to say such things Bakugo, it was a friendly training race.
RocketMan: Thats exactly what a looser would say.
ChargeDolt: Bakugo never loses does he?
TheGrapeist: Bakugo will never lose his virginity. Because he never loses.
RocketMan: The fuck you say gremlin!?
RocketMan: STOP LAUGHING.
AuxCord: Mineta You sure you’re not secretly a Todoroki cuz that was a sick burn.
TheGrapeist: So this is what praise feels like. Can I have some more?
3dPrinter: It was legitimately funny.
TheGrapeist: I’m going to screenshot this and frame it in my room.
RocketMan: Fuck all of you I’m going to my room.
Hard: So... dinner.
Pinky: Yeah it’s getting close to that time.....
BodyHorror Added Shota Aizawa to the chat.
ChargeDolt: Oh shit it’s the fuzz!
ChargeDolt: Wait why did you add him Shouji?
BodyHorror: I didn’t. I was getting a sports drink from the lunchroom vending machine when he grabbed my phone, sent himself an invite, and gave it back.
BodyHorror: Then paid for my drink.
Aizawa: Consider it compensation. Now listen, I need your help. Ms.Joke followed me back here after the code indigo to catch up. She’s overstayed her welcome and I need one of you to help me get her out.
Frogger: Wow, I didn’t think you disliked her that much.
Aizawa: I don’t dislike her. But if she tells another damn joke I’m going to lose it. So who wants to help?
HallMonitor: This is incredibly unprofessional.
Aizawa: Unprofesional is showing up to the annual hero gala in jeans and a t-shirt. This is one hero helping another.
ChargeDolt: Whats in it for us teach?
Aizawa: Do you really think I’m the kind of person to bribe my own students?
ChargeDolt: Hey you came to us.
Aizawa: Well there’s the possibility that I’ll be so overwhelmed with joy that I might “misplace” the homework I had planned for wendsday.
ChargeDolt: Give me ten minutes.
Aizawa: So this is the group chat I’ve been overhearing about... I hate it.
3dPrinte: Too immature?
Aizawa: Not enough cats
Thermostat sent 1 image to the chat [a cat siting in front of a plate of spaghetti]
Aizawa: Better.
Thermostat: My pleasure.
Aizawa: You know, In my day we just used these to play mobile games.
Pinky: We can do that!?
HallMonitor: I disabled game access in this chat, no additional distractions are needed here after all.
Pinky: Killjoy.
Aizawa: You say that Iida, but your brother had the class high score in word scramble when we were students.
HallMonitor: I’m aware. I was the one who gave him most of the words.
Aizawa: Cheating bastard....
ChargeDolt: Done.
MyLeg: What did you do?
ChargeDolt: Shorted out her phone. Now she’s only got enough battery to last the trip home.
Aizawa: Thats it?
Aizawa: Nevermind, she’s leaving. And coincidently I lost wendsday’s homework.
ChargeDolt: Pleasure doing business with you.
Aizawa: While I’m here, make sure you’re ready for class tomorrow. I hope you made the most of your free day.
MyLeg: Yeah, we did.
RocketMan: Can someone boot teach already?
Aizawa: Blunt, but I just have one more thing to say.
HallMonitor: Yes sensei?
Aizawa: More cats.
Aizawa has left the chat.
ChargeDolt: You heard the man.
Several people sent a total of 30 images to the chat. [Various cat photos]
TheGrapeist: This wasn’t what I meant when I Said I wanted to see some pu-
TheGrapeist: I love cats.
RocketMan: Who threatened him this time?
Pinky: It was my turn.
BodyHorror: Well... this was an interesting day.
SugarDaddy : Yeah, definitely something. So dinner?
MyLeg: Dinner.
ChargeDolt: Dinner
SpaceJam: Dinner
PhilSwift: Dinner
Michael Keaton: Dinner
Hard: Dinner
SugarDaddy: I’ll get going on that....
——-
ONE WEEK LATER.
Bakugo returned from the grocery store carying several bags of groceries. How he managed to carry them all in one go was a mystery.
“Damn nerd used up all our groceries on that barbecue.... and of course I’m the one who has to get more.” He muttered “And in the damn heat too...”
As he reached the dorms, he was greeted by a peculiar sight.
Izuku and Ochako were sitting in lawn chairs dressed in shorts and sleeveless shirts, holding cans of soda, nearby was an inflatable kiddie pool, which had Eri and Kota inside, clad in swimsuits (Kota still wore his cap in the pool), and Shoto was sitting near the pool, one foot in the water.
“The truck am I looking at Deku?”
Izuku took off the sunglasses he was wearing and looked at his childhood friend.
“Oh, Kota came down to meet Eri.”
“Huh, 28th already...”
“Turns out Eri doesn’t know how to swim... so we’re getting her taught slowly.”
Ochako nodded
“Keeps them cool too.”
Kota used his quirk to manipulate part of the water into the shape of an eagle, to which Eri clapped excitedly.
“So twerp play date... so why is two thirds of the American flag here?”
Shoto shrugged.
“They wanted to keep the water cool.”
Bakugo groaned.
“Whatever... have fun being stupid.”
Bakugo stepped into the dorms, leaving the five youths behind.
“...what’s his problem?” Kota Asked
“That’s just how Kacchan is.” Said Izuku.
“I don’t like him.” Kota Added
“Once you get to know him he’s-“
“No... no he’s not.” Shoto interrupted.
Izuku sighed and took a sip of his beverage.
“... I like him.”
“You like everyone.” Said Ochako
Shoto shook his head and pulled out his phone, scrolling through various Endeavor based memes as the children continued to play in the pool.
“Heh, nice.”