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Sucker Punch by foux_dogue
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
19 Jan 2020
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Summary
Funnily enough, there is no better nest for monsters than a call center.
Sure, the fluorescent lighting does nothing for his complexion, but although a foggy graveyard might have been a better backdrop for a bloodsucker like Linhardt, the bodies he’d find there would already be regrettably deceased.
His deliciously dead-eyed coworkers, on the other hand, arranged into neat files at their desks like a line of grocery store apples on display?
It’s convenient, to say the least.
The only downside is that he isn’t the only one who’s had this revelation. Not that he’d ever been bothered to demean himself into fighting over something as primitive as territory before.
At least not until that man with a head of ridiculous blue hair arrived.