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turntechGodhead [TG] began pestering tentacleTherapist [TT]
TG: this rabbut hole goes deep
TG: ive already passed a hookah-smoking caterpillar and the red queens about to get real friendly with my neck
TG: im having an existential crisis listening to its poetry at the open mic night in downtown rabbit hole city
TG: this rabbit hole is so deep that even my unquestionably massive phallus could not penetrate all the way to its deepest seductive depths
TG: oh how i yearn to pleasure it completely
TG: but i am but a man
TG: rose
TG: will you help me
TG: help me plunder the depths of this metaphorical hole
TT: What are you even talking about?
TG: scifi original movies rose
TT: Science fiction movies are a rabbit hole?
TG: not all of them
TG: only the ones the scifi channel makes
TG: they are a conspiracy most foul
TT: I believe it is referred to as “Syfy” now.
TG: no listen
TG: thats what they want you to think
TG: to throw us off the trail
TT: The trail.
TG: the unbelievably shitty trail
TG: people were getting suspicious of scifi so they had to change the name
TG: syfy looks so much more relaxed like its not up to anything
TG: its just so stupid of a name that it couldnt possibly be behind anything sinister
TT: And what sinister plots are they up to, may I ask?
TG: sharks rose
TT: Sharks.
TG: sharknado
TG: mega shark
TG: ghost shark
TG: dinoshark
TG: the list goes on
TG: they want us to hate sharks
TG: i dont know why yet
TG: but sharks must be the key to stopping them
TG: sharks are the key to unlocking this mystery box
TG: and inside we will find the truth
TT: Have you completely lost your mind or are you messing with me?
TG: rose no
TG: you have to believe me
TG: here im sending you some examples
-- turntechGodhead [TG] sent tentacleTherapist [TT] the file "GhostSharkDVDRip.mkv" --
-- turntechGodhead [TG] sent tentacleTherapist [TT] the file "Sharknado[Strider].avi" --
-- turntechGodhead [TG] sent tentacleTherapist [TT] the file "Sharktopus%20Full.mkv" --
TG: the truth is in the movies rose
TG: watch them and believe
TT: You’re just trying to get me to watch a bunch of B shark movies, aren’t you?
TG: i cant believe you would accuse me of such a thing at such a dire time
TG: john already betrayed me
TG: i cant lose you too
TT: Goodbye, Dave.
TG: rose
TG: dont do this rose
tentacleTherapist [TT] ceased pestering turntechGodhead [TG]
TG: damn it
TG: why wont anyone share my pain