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Disclaimer: I own none of the characters from any of the series in this crossover, I'm only borrowing them for awhile. As this is one of MY fics, expect yuri aka femslash.

Magical Girls Support Group

"Welcome all, to the magical girl support group," Sailor Pluto said seriously. She was leading the meeting both because she was oldest and generally the most serious of the group. "So please go around the table and introduce yourselves."

"My name is Madoka Kaname," the pink haired girl in a frilly dress waved tentatively. "Should I be using my real name?" she wondered.

"Ain't like you have a secret identity anyway," the sexy blond in a kind of cloth bikini and skirt noted.

"Neither do you, Panty," the purple haired girl in similar clothes noted.

"Shut up, Stocking." Panty shot back.

Sailor Pluto sighed. "Do I need to eject you from the meeting again?" she addressed both women sternly, and they quieted down.

"I'm Sailor Moon, these are Sailor Smart Ass, Sailor Slut, Sailor Grouchy and Sailor Domestic," the blonde in the sailor suit noted.

"Moon! I am never letting you do the introductions again!" the Sailor Grouchy aka Sailor Mars growled.

"At least I got to be Sailor Domestic," Jupiter sighed.

"What brought that on?" Pluto asked, faintly surprised at Moon.

At least Moon looked embarrassed as she admitted, "Sorry, everyone's been riding me about exams and I..."

Sailor Mercury patted her on the shoulder even though she was faintly irked over being called Smart Ass. "Where are Sailor Lesbian One and Two?" she joked drolly.

Panty snickered loudly while Madoka looked appalled. "Having some alone time, I think," Pluto said as she gave everyone disapproving looks.

Deciding to move on with introductions the next girl said, "My name is Sakura Kinomoto, and this is my stalker Tomoyo."

"It's not stalking! It's deep love!" Tomoyo protested.

Everyone pretty much ignored that. "My name is Nanoha Takamachi, and this is Fate Harloun," the last group introduced themselves, "We're, well we're KIND of magical girls. I guess."

"We are TOTALLY magical girls," their companion, Hayate Yagami jumped in, finishing the group introductions, "Look at these costumes! I can't wait to make copies of a few of them."

In another part of the world, Signum, Shamal and Vita felt a mysterious chill. Zafira looked at them in confusion, "What's wrong?"

"I just had the mental image of myself in a tiny sailor fuku," Signum mused then visibly shuddered again.

Vita shuddered too, "That would be horrid."

Back at the meeting, Pluto continued, "All right girls, settle down." There was a pause, "Tomoyo, that means stop showing your collection of cosplay photos to Hayate."

"Aww," Tomoyo pouted.

"We'll share data cards later," Hayate promised.

Pluto sighed. "Anyway," she said, "for the newcomers, our group meets to discuss common problems we have, check to see if we have common enemies and so on."

"Oh, give me a break," Panty sighed as she put her crossed feet up on the meeting table, "we're only here because our boss Garterbelt knows the Time Bitch." She snorted, "He figures you all will be a good influence, or something."

Pluto calmly used her time key scepter to knock Panty's feet off the table. "Feet on the floor," she said calmly, "and if you call me Time Bitch again, you will dearly regret it."

Panty looked ready to shoot back a comment, then blinked at the look on Pluto's face. Deciding discretion might be the better part of valor this time, she shut up.

"The common enemies discussion is actually pretty important," Sailor Mercury noted, "if we hadn't met those Pretty Cure girls, we'd never have known Jadite survived."

"So you went over and killed him?" Stocking asked curiously. It was how they handled their enemies after all.

"No!" Sailor Moon looked shocked. "Actually, he retired when he realized multiple teams of magical girls were on to him."

"Don't blame him," Panty muttered, "he's probably die of sugar shock."

Everybody decided to ignore that.

"Uhm, I have a problem I'd like to bring up," Madoka admitted.

"Let's hear it," Venus said agreeably.

"there's a magical girl I like, and I think she likes me too," Madoka admitted, "but I don't know quite how to make her know how I feel."

"Aww," Nanoha sighed.

"Though she also pops up a different times to save me, mysteriously," Madoka added.

Sailor Moon sighed, imagining Tuxedo Kamen as a woman. Though why did she look like Rei, she wondered?

"So you're worried about how to tell her?" Fate asked curiously.

Madoka nodded, "That, and wondering just how she turns up as needed..."

"Yeah, Tuxie does that too," Rei noted dryly, "makes you wonder if he's a stalker."

"It's not stalking, it's deep love!"

"Hush, Tomoyo-chan," Sakura sighed.

Sailor Pluto frowned slightly. "Let me check something," she noted as she... flickered oddly.

Everyone yelped in surprised as she flickered back in, holding a young woman up by her collar as she struggled helplessly. "Let me go, you..." she started only to realize everyone was watching her.

"Homura-chan!" Madoka exclaimed.

Homura blushed furiously, still dangling helplessly from Pluto's hand. "Hello, Madoka-san," she said weakly.

Pluto gave the now limp woman a annoyed look. "She was using some kind of time magic to keep an eye on you," she explained. She frowned down at Homura, "And we're going to have a little talk about responsible use of Time Travel too."

"Yes ma'am," Homura answered meekly. "Could you put me down, now?"

"Don't try to sneak off," Pluto put her down, "I WILL catch you."

"Oh, Homura-chan! Are you all right?" Madoka rushed over to check on her.

"I'm fine, sorry for worrying you," the fiercely blushing Homura mumbled cutely.

"Did she kind of forget about the whole stalking thing?" Sailor Jupiter wondered.

"Looks like it," Sailor Mars agreed, while resenting the awfully small part they were getting in the story so far.

"Are all magical girls special friends like these two?" Hayate asked, pointing at Nanoha and Fate. "Not that there's anything wrong with that."

"I am TOTALLY hetero," Sailor Jupiter said while pointedly not looking at Mercury. Or Venus.

Panty and Stocking looked amused. "Hell, I go both ways," Panty noted. "It makes catfighting with our enemies a LOT more fun."

Several women facepalmed at that. Tomoyo looked intrigued and Nanoha exchanged a look with Fate. "Cosplay later?" she whispered.

"Nanoha! Not in public," Fate blushed.

"You two never invite me to watch," Hayate pouted. "Meanies."

"I think we'll wrap up today's meeting," Pluto decided. "You're all welcome to come to next week's meeting," she added. She looked at Panty and Stocking, "Even you two."

"Love you too," Panty blew her a kiss.

End

Notes: Yeah, that was horribly OOC. Blame it on universes colliding or something.

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Magical Girls Support Group

MGSG Two: Support Harder!

"Welcome to the after New Years meeting of the Magical Girls Support Group," Pluto said, the tall women feeling a headache coming on. It had been a fun new years eve, but she was paying for it now, certainly.

"Loki, we really shouldn't be here," Leah of Hel noted, the girl in the pretty green dress sitting nearby Pluto.

Loki, Norse god of mischief and current girl, shrugged. "I think the All Mothers have decided I need to learn humility, or something," she noted. Her pixieish smile was remarkably sweet as she added, "Besides, it's fun. I had never realized how enjoyable bosoms were!"

"Loki!" Leah yelped.

Pluto face palmed. "Behave yourselves, please," she sighed as she reminded them, "you're here as a courtesy to Sif."

"Yes ma'am," Loki smiled back at her in that way that practically SCREAMED she was plotting something.

Mami Tomoe was a slightly calming presence, the bosomy blond sipping her tea. She had been suggested to the group by Madoka, though sadly she had brought another, much less polite, magical girl with her.

"So when do we start?" Kyoko Sakura asked, a stick of pokey sticking out of her mouth as she leaned back dangerously in her chair.

"A few other members are coming, Kyoko," Mami scolded her.

"Yeah, yeah," Kyoko shrugged.

"Can I have some tea and those marvellous biscuit things you mortals make?" Loki asked Mami with a smile.

"Certainly," Mami agreed, pushing the plate over as she poured.

Before anything more tea-related could happen, two other young women hurried in. The taller, pink haired one carried a sword case over her shoulder, while she was accompanied by a darker skinned girl with purple hair. "Sorry we're late, Puu," Utena Tenjou apologized.

"Sorry, Pluto-sama," Anthy Himemiya bowed.

"Don't call me that," she told both of them. Pluto looked over the group before deciding, "I think we have enough to start. Introductions, everyone."

Loki stood up and bowed. "I am Loki of Asgard, and I am burdened with glorious cuteness."

"Loki," Leah sighed.

"Yes, yes," Loki shrugged, "well, I am a magic personage, and I have become a girl through various sorceries. Therefore I am a magical girl and have every right to be here."

Everyone looked at Pluto questioningly. "I know Sif," she shrugged, "as a personal favour, I'm keeping a eye on her."

"Ah," Mami nodded thoughtfully.

"I'm Leah, I have to accompany this nitwit by order of my mistress," Leah said flatly as she gestured to Loki with a casual wave. "I would rather be off having milkshakes, or something," she added, sitting back down with a sigh.

"Totally tsun-dere," Kyoko noted as she sipped her cup of tea, wishing it was a milkshake.

"I am not tsun-dere!" Leah growled.

"I'm Kyoko Sakura, and I'm here for the free lunch," the redhead introduced herself flatly, standing up and bowing slightly.

"Kyoko!" Mami scolded, "You're here for the chance to make new friends too."

"Yeah, yeah," Kyoko blushed a bit.

Mami bowed slightly to the group, "My name is Mami Tomoe, my coworker Madoka attended a meeting and was very impressed. I hope you'll accept me as well."

The final pair rose, the pink haired women smiling nervously. "My name is Utena Tenjou, and this is my... uhm..." she trailed off.

"Wife," the purple haired girl smiled sweetly, "Anthy Himemiya."

"Wife?" Loki blinked. "Ah, how progressive."

Leah gave her a look, "Don't even think about it."

"Anyway, we're officially starting," Pluto addressed the group. "First order of business, any new enemies to report?"

"There's been a uptick in Witch activity," Mami noted seriously as she put her cup of tea down with a soft clink, "be careful of encountering witch mazes and so on. If you see something unusual, call in a Puella Magi."

"I've never experienced a Witch's Maze," Loki mused thoughtfully.

Kyoko gave her a look, "It probably wouldn't hurt you, but..."

"There's been some... well, strange assaults on magical girls," Pluto informed them as she checked some papers. She looked slightly uncomfortable, "Several of my colleagues have encountered a strange young women who drained them of energy via kissing."

"Kissing?" Kyoko blinked.

"Full on kissing, with tongue," Pluto offered wryly, "Mars says she's a good kisser, apparently. Her attack leaves the subject exhausted and... uhm... satisfied. Also magically depleted for about a day."

Loki looked curious, "Are they all right?"

"Fine, if a bit shaken up," Pluto answered, "the only one who was unaffected was Moon, interestingly enough. The girl couldn't drain enough magic to do anything."

Loki looked thoughtful, while Leah looked unimpressed. She just KNEW Loki would use the information to her advantage somehow.

Pluto looked over at Mami, "Do you think this could be harmful for Magi?"

"Possibly," Mami said, "our magics require a careful balance. I do not know what would happen if that was tried."

"So let's go hunt this kid down," Kyoko suggested, manifesting her spear weapon.

"I don't think that will be necessary," Pluto started.

The doors to the meeting room crashed open, a dusky skinned girl with VERY skimpy clothes racing inside. "I can FEEL the magic in here!" she declared, then the blonde leaped at Loki.

"Eh?" Loki barely managed to get out before lips locked on hers.

"Hey!" Leah yelped as Loki was VERY thoroughly kissed.

"Stop that, despoiler of maiden's virtue!" a voice called as two more magical girls appeared in the doorway.

"I wouldn't say there's any virtue here to despoil," the dark magical girl noted, letting a dazed Loki slide to the ground.

"Humahana," Loki murmured dazedly. She shook herself, "Can we do that again?"

"Loki!" Leah scolded.

"Ooh, that was nice," the skimpily clad girl noted cheerfully, "I haven't tasted that kind of magic before. Once you recharge, I'll look you up."

"Kuro Illya! We will not let your rampage continue onwards!" the other new girl declared, blushing faintly.

"Miyu, don't tell me you didn't like kissing me," Kuro winked. "I look just like YOUR Illya, after all."

"That's not the point!" Illya growled, also blushing.

"Think we should get involved?" Utena asked Pluto conversationally as they watched the confrontation unfold.

"It is quite entertaining," Anthy agreed as they watched them bicker.

"Still, it could get violent..." Mami noted mildly.

"Oooh..." Loki managed, then lapsed into incoherency again.

Leah looked DECIDEDLY pissed. "Could someone look after her? I want to go kick that wench's ass," she said flatly.

"I'm in," Kyoko offered cheerfully, right before the doors banged open AGAIN.

"Eh?" Illya, Kuro and Miyu blinked at the blue and white clad stranger.

"Kyoko Sakura! How DARE you dump me!?" the girl roared.

"Sayaka?!" Kyoko blinked.

"Ha! You're distracted!" Kuro zoomed in, then stuck her lips onto the surprised Pluto.

"Oh crap," several magical girls said at once.

BOOM! With a single gesture Pluto slapped Kuro away, then used her time key like a baseball at to slam the stunned girl away from her.

"What was the number of that truck?" a dazed Kuro managed.

"You two," Pluto glared at the two strange girls, "I take it she's YOUR responsibility?"

"Yes, ma'am," Illya said meekly as she put Kuro in a binding spell to transport her. Kuro herself wasn't arguing, having seen Pluto's expression.

"Get her out of here," Pluto ordered. She paused, "And I expect to see you and Miyu at our next magical girl meeting. Understood?"

"But..." Miyu started.

Pluto repeated dangerously, "UNDERSTOOD?"

"Yes ma'am," both girls answered meekly then left with Kuro.

Pluto turned to see the mysterious Sayaka nearly gluing herself to a struggling Kyoko, while Mami watched sheepishly, Utena and Anthy were observing with amusement, and poor Leah was still tending to a dazed Loki.

"Why can't we ever have normal meetings?" Pluto sighed.

To be continued...

Notes: Yeah, that's Illya and friends from Fate Kaleid Prisma Illya. Loki is pretty much from Journey Into Mystery, turned into a girl. Because I thought it was funny, pretty much. May or may not do a part three...

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Magical Girls Support Group

MGSG Three: Electric Boogaloo!

“Why is Time Bitch in charge, anyway?” Panty asked, her and Stocking having been sent there AGAIN by Garterbelt.

“Because she’s old as dirt,” Tomoyo calmly noted as she reviewed some stalker photos of Sakura on her phone.

“What?” Panty blinked.

“She’s been around since the fall of the Moon Kingdom,” Tomoyo added casually, “basically she pre-dates Christ.”

“FUCK,” Panty blinked.

“I don’t think she did him, but you could ask....” Stocking teased.

Before anyone else could comment, Pluto opened the door and strode back in. “What?” Pluto asked as everyone looked at her, Sailors Uranus and Neptune walking in beside her.

“Nothing!” the girls chorused as everyone sat.

“I still don’t understand what I’m DOING here,” Tanya Von Degurechaff complained, the blond pre-teen sitting with a cup of tea.

“Well, we do use magic and are girls. Well, Women, but....,” Viktoriya Serebryakov offered, sitting beside her commander. She was unaware of the flatter young women giving her envious looks over her bust. Tanya WAS noticing and was glaring at anyone she saw ogling her subordinate.

“Dimensional rift caused by a magical explosion,” Pluto noted academically, “it happens more often than you’d expect.”

“Ah,” Tanya mused.

Pluto didn’t add that they’d found Tanya collapsed over Viktoriya, having exhausted her magic saving the other woman. Interesting....

“So.. how do we get HOME?” Viktoria had to ask.

“Well, I’m going to attempt to contact the Sailor Pluto of your universe,” Pluto noted, “If that doesn’t work, we can attempt to replicate the rift.”

“Ah,” Tanya mused.

“But we’re not trying any of that until you’ve had some time to recover,” Pluto added.

Tanya scowled, but really couldn’t argue that.

“So did they stop that letcher, Kuro?” Sailor Uranus asked curiously. Not that she objected to kissing women, but she got permission first.

“Apparently they connected her to Illya, magically,” Pluto explained, “she can’t allow Illya to be hurt or she’ll be injured, so Kuro is helping them.”

“Clever,” Sailor Neptune agreed, sitting beside her wife.

Sakura returned from the bathroom, looking sheepish. “Sorry,” she apologized as she sat down by Tomoyo.

Panty looked curiously at Sakura, “So those cards of yours went on the fritz AGAIN?”

Sakura flushed.

“They are NOT,” Tomoyo jumped in.

“They went clear and I have to capture them,” Sakura explained with a sigh, “again.”

“Didn’t that happen after you first captured them?” Stocking remembered.

“Yes, I had to convert them from Clow Cards to Sakura Cards,” Sakura admitted sheepishly.

“Do you need any assistance?” Pluto asked, frowning slightly. She didn’t like seeing the Angels teasing the younger woman.

“No, no it’s fine,” Sakura quickly shook her head, “I have to track them down myself, or I won’t be able to use them.”

“Huh. Fair,” Uranus noted.

Neptune added, “I understand there are monsters and such that crop up in your card capturing, so if you need help let us know.”

Sakura blushed under the older woman’s gaze, “I will, thank you.”

Tomoyo, on the other hand, was scowling at the older Magical Girls.

“There was something I meant to ask,” Pluto addressed Panty and Stocking, “I thought Stocking had gone evil or something?”

“Ah,” Stocking nodded, “well, I did, but then they never continued our series. So after awhile we all just settled back into our earlier roles.”

“I’m STILL pissed you cut me into little pieces, bitch,” Panty added.

“I had no choice! It was in the script,” Stocking protested.

Pluto decided that breaking the 4^th wall any more was a bad idea, so dropped it....

A brisk knock on the door and then a woman stuck her head in. “Is this the Crossdressing meeting?” she asked curiously.

“That’s booked in half a hour,” Pluto noted.

“Ah. There’s also some girls out here in the hall....”

“Wait! Don’t push!” a girl yelped, then the group of ladies ended up in the room.

“We are Magical Girls Tres Magica!” the first three declared.

“And I’m their villain,” the fourth sighed. She was clearly ‘evil’ looking with devil horns, black wings and a slightly lewd open top with black ‘stars’ on her breasts. “I’m Magia Baiser,” she bowed to then respectfully.

“Do we ALLOW villains?” Uranus had to ask.

“Well, Panty and Stocking are here,” Neptune teased.

“Hey!” both girls yelped.

“We have a ... complicated problem we hope you can help us with,” Magia Azul added, the dignified young woman looking embarassed.

“Oh?” Pluto had to ask.

Azul squirmed, looking uncomfortable.

“Azul has become sexually submissive to Magia Baiser,” Magia Sulfur noted blandly, the shorter girl’s curly hair bouncing.

“Don’t put it like that!” Azul yelped.

“What.” Pluto blinked.

Magia Baiser looked very sheepish. “When I use my lash to create minions to fight the Magical Girls, they all end up... well, S&M and Bondage related. I can’t seem to help it,” she explained.

“Why don’t WE get villains like that?” Panty demanded.

“What.” Magia Baiser blinked.

“HUSH, Panty,” Pluto groaned.

Magia Magenta, the leader of the team, sighed as she explained, “It’s really messing with Azul’s ability to fight evil.”

“Must make fighting funner,” Stocking observed.

“Don’t you dare come near my Sakura,” Tomoyo added darkly.

“Tomoyo,” Sakura blushed.

Everyone just ignored that.

“Set up safewords and do ‘play’ on your own time before or after your fights,” Neptune calmly suggested as she drank her tea.

There was a beat of silence as everyone digested that.

“You two...?” Panty started.

“None of your business,” Uranus answered briskly.

Baiser and Azul were exchanging thoughtful looks. “I hadn’t really considered that,” Azul admitted.

The perky Magia Magenta sighed, “That doesn’t really solve the Sleeping with the Enemy problem, though.”

“There there,” Sakura patted her on the arm.

To be continued....?

Notes: I had someone ask (Hi, Doom!) ‘Why is Pluto in charge?’ so I thought I’d answer it. She MAY even be older than Panty and Stocking, if you assume that the Angels & Demons only came into existence when the Bible did.

YES, I like doing random Saga of Tanya the Evil crossovers. And yes I ship her and Visha...

Sakura is discussing the ‘Clear Card’ arc in the manga and anime. Just thought I should try to address it. I write Tomoyo as mildly posessive, but not as yandere as some authors do.

Unless there’s a huge twist, we will likely never get a second season to Panty and Stocking and Garterbelt. So basically I’m acknowledging the whole ‘non-ending’ but otherwise just ignoring it.

Magical Girls Tres Magica are from the manga Looking Up To Magical Girls. You can read it off Dynasty Scans site, just google it.

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Magical Girls Support Group

Four: The Obligatory Arisugawa’s Locket X-Over

“Okay, this is kind of awesome,” Loki admitted, the female formed Goddess of Stories looking around her curiously.

(She was visiting from the future and had decided to crash the meeting. So OF COURSE something happened....)

Her first ‘wife’ Leah scowled at the women checking out her Loki.

Verity Willis, Loki’s OTHER wife, looked around at the weird and wildly dressed women in bewilderment. “HOW...?”

“Time space bar,” Panty noted, the shapely blond in her nearly naked ‘Angel’ outfit. “It moves across universes and picks up customers.”

“Pluto is married to the owner,” Stocking added, also in skimpy Angel-wear. Both had been there before, once with Scanty and Kneesocks.

“So what, exactly, are we doing here?” Mami asked the others, the busty puella magi casually following along.

“Looking for where Pluto vanished to,” Illya said, the pretty, almost silver white haired girl following with Kuro and Miyu.

“Its not like Pluto is our problem,” Kuro pointed out,

Miyu sighed, “Kuro....”

“Well, it seemed that Pluto actually looked kind of alarmed when she vanished,” Panty said. “Could be in trouble.”

“I knew you had a heart under that bad attitude,” Mami teased.

“Oh shut up. If we don’t help, Garterbelt will give us shit,” Panty defended herself.

“Right,” Loki smiled wryly. Briskly she continued, “Let’s find the manager... May, I think.”

May was a pretty, brown haired woman. She looked relatively young, but seemed to have an almost motherly aura to her. She listened to their story, frowning slightly.

“Juri was in last night, and she said she and the Senshi had a mission,” May admitted. “This all may relate.”

“I can’t believe how casually you say things like this,” Verity noted.

Loki patted her on the arm, “You get used to it.”

“So what do we do if they don’t turn up on their own?” Mami asked, concerned.

May met her glance as she seriously said, “Then we’ll go get them back.”

Panty wanted to scoff at the maid, but... she was dead serious, AND there was a weird aura of determination around her. Plus all the weird powered chicks on staff. Best not to fuck around....

“Thank you for telling us,” May added.

“So, what do we do now?” Illya asked a bit nervously.

“I say we enjoy thus strange bar,” Loki offered cheerfully.

“I like her, she’s cool.” Kuro grinned saucily.

“You would,” Miyu sighed.

“Well, it’s not like we can just carry on with the meeting,” Stocking admitted.

They had been having the usual ‘Magical Girls Support Group’ when Pluto had been snatched up in a burst of rainbow light. Being magical girls that wasn’t that weird, but Pluto had actually looked surprised. That, on the other hand, was worrying.

“So, are we assuming Time Bitch is just off on a mission?” Panty asked the group as they settled around a table.

“Could we not call Pluto that?” Illya asked mildly.

Stocking noted, “There was a rainbow flash of light. Isn’t that what happens when all the Sailors use teleport?”

“I STILL can’t get over how casually you mention stuff like this,” Verity muttered.

“You get used to it,” Miyu agreed.

“So you think the other Sailors had a emergency and just grabbed up Pluto?” Mami guessed.

“Would seem possible,” Loki agreed.

“There’s no way to check, though,” Leah pointed out.

Everyone sighed.

“Howdy.” the cowboy dressed waitress actually tipped her hat in greetings.

“Ooooh,” Mami murmured softly.

Amelia just ignored that. “I’m here to take your orders,” she smiled, “though I note some of you are under age. No booze for you, sorry.”

Kuro, Illya and Miyu all pouted, as did Mami. “Can we get some juice?” Illya sighed.

“That’ll be fine,” Amelia agreed, then looked over at Loki’s group, and Panty and Stocking.

“Beer,” Verity said promptly. “I need a drink.”

“Wine, you classless boor,” Leah teased.

“Whiskey, neat,” Loki said firmly.

“While we’re here, maybe we should scout magicakl girls,” Miyu suggested.

“It’s a idea,” Panty conceded.

0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0

Jinny Hex looked amused. “Basically I’m an adventurer. My grand-dad was a legendary cowboy, and... I inherited stuff. Basically.”

“She’s my girlfriend,” Lady Bird noted as several women were looking at Jinny.

“Anyway... any deep life advice?” Jinny asked.

Loki looked wry, “Don’t join the Teen Titans. Your life expectancy will be shit.”

“Oh gee, THAT’S helpful,” Lady Bird rolled her eyes.

0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0

“My name is Haruhi Suzumiya!”

“Uh hello...”

“Are any of you time travellers, espers or aliens?!”

“Well, no...”

“Humph!” she stalked away.

The Goddesses, Angels and Magical Girls exchanged a look, then shrugged eloquently.

0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0

“Hello,” the teen in the red and gold bodysuit smiled, “I’m Eighth Wonder.”

“And I’m her girlfriend, Honey,” the black leather clad girl added.

“You’re... kinda like Supergirl,” Panty noted, the group having met her too.

“Actually, I’m my universe’s Wonder Woman’s daughter,” Eighth explained. “It’s complicated.”

The group listened with a certain degree of horror as she explained about her mother being the first Eighth Wonder, coming to man’s world and ending up in lewd situations. All the time.

“That’s awful,” Panty blinked. “And coming from me that’s saying something.”

“Can we GO to your universe and beat the crap out of those people?” Verity asked coldly.

“It probably wouldn’t work out,” Loki noted. “That universe works by those rules, so we’d probably find ourselves in similar situations.”

“Oh hell no,” Illya, Kuro and Miyu chorused.

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They were talking to another magical girl when Loki felt it. A powerful surge of familiar magic. Reflexedly she yelled, “Incoming!”

There was a huge flare of light, and the Sailor Scouts popped into existence, along with various allies, and dropped in a heap on the dance floor. There were shouts of surprise and alarm, along with staff running forward to help.

“Is that...?” Stocking started.

“Yup. There’s Time Bitch,” Panty nodded.

“Could you NOT call her that?” Illya repeated.

“I guess they solved whatever happened,” Miyu said.

Verity looked over at Loki thoughtfully. Her wife had really taken this whole mess very calmly... had she known it would turn out well?

“Hmm?” Loki gave her a innocent look.

“Never mind,” Verity decided not to ask.

To be continued....

Notes: At the end of ‘Loki: Agent of Asgard’ Loki became the God of Stories rather than being the God of Lies. I personally liked the idea, but Marvel never followed up on it.

Jinny Hex is a new-ish DC character. The descendant of Jonah Hex, she’s a adventurer who appeared in Young Justice.

Haruhi Suzumiya is the star of the Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya.

‘Don’t Meddle with My Daughter’ is a r-rated manga about the retired original Eighth Wonder trying to keep lewd stuff from happening to her daughter, a super heroine.

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Magical Girl's Support Group.

Five: Role Playing Game Edition

"Welcome to the Fantasy Heroine Support Group," Priestess smiled, the pretty blonde dressed in white and gold. "Everyone, please introduce yourselves."

"I'm Asuna Yuuki, of Sword Art Online," the strawberry blonde fencer waved, "this is my lover, Yuuki."

"Yo!" the purple haired Yuuki Konno waved.

"And her other lover," Lizbeth waved, the blacksmith looking amused.

The girl dressed in bear pajamas spoke up, "My name is Yuna... I have no idea how I ended up here, though."

"I'm Fina, her... partner," the brown haired girl blushed.

"This is all VERY ANNOYING," the black haired woman with, oddly, white devil horns complained.

"Please introduce yourselves," Priestess encouraged.

She sighed, "I am Albedo, leader of the Guardians of The Great Tomb of Nazarick."

"I'm Aura Bell Fiore, a floor Guardian of Nazarick." the boyish elf girl added.

ANOTHER girl with, oddly, rams horns spoke up. "I'm Yuko Yoshida," she stammered.

"Also known as Demon Girl Shamiko," the pink haired girl noted.

"Don't tell them that," Yuko sighed.

"I'm her enemy, Momo Chiyoda," the pink haired girl waved.

"Uhm..," Yuko started, "Where is Sailor Pluto? I thought she ran these meetings."

"Oh, you want the Magical Girl group. They meet on alternate Tuesdays," Priestess explained, "this is the Fantasy Heroine Support Group."

"Oh," Yuko blinked.

"You're welcome to stay anyway," Priestess added.

"I'm not sure we qualify as 'heroines'" Albedo noted, gesturing to herself and Aura.

"It's a fairly broad term," Priestess shrugged.

"Anyway," Asuna got down to business, "I have a problem."

"Go on," Priestess encouraged her.

"You see... my boyfriend doesn't know about my girlfriends," Asuna admitted, "and I'm not sure how to tell him."

"How daring," Albedo murmured.

"No judging," Priestess said quickly.

"We're also married," Asuna added before clarifying, "but only online."

Priestess, Albedo and Aura looked confused, but Yuna and Yuko both nodded thoughtfully.

"So just to clarify," Yuna asked, "you love him, but you also love your girlfriends?"

"Yes," Asuna nodded.

Momo tilted her head to the side as she noted, "You DO know guys find that hot, right?"

"Huh?" Yuuki blinked.

"He'll probably be okay with it," Yuko looked profoundly embarrassed as she explained, "but he may ask to watch."

Asuna, Yuuki ans Lizbeth exchanged glances. "I'm okay with that," Liz noted.

Priestess nodded, "I think it will be fine if you tell him."

Tea was served, with fancy cookies, as they took a short break.

"I also have a... romantic problem," Albedo admitted. "I can not seem to consumate my relationship."

"Tell us more," Priestess nodded.

"I have a vampire as a rival," Albedo scowled, "and... my beloved is a skeleton."

There was a long beat of dead silence as everyone processed that.

"Can he even... do...," Asuna offered.

Aura spoke up, "He is the most powerful sorcerer of our world."

"Well then, magic," Yuna said briskly. "He can either create a construct to inhabit, or just add a bit." She made a vaguely obscene gesture.

"YES!" Albedo declared. "You're right! I should simply trust in Ainz' magical power!"

"I wonder if he even knows she wants him to bang her?" Yuuki whispered to Asuna.

"I don't want to know," Asuna whispered back.

Priestess was visibly flustered as she offered everyone more tea.

"... so apparently I'm ALSO her evil minion, now," Momo noted. She looked impish, "Does that count as married?"

"Momo!" Yuko blushed furiously.

"For an evil demoness you're kind of cute," Aura noted innocently, not really noticing Momo's death glare.

"I also have a romantic problem, though it's kind of the opposite of Asuna's," Yuna admitted, putting her tea cup down.

"Oh?" Yuuki looked interested.

"I was isekai'd from 21st century Japan into a world that's pretty much medieval," Yuna began explaining.

Everyone nodded.

"And I met Fina," Yuna continued.

"She saved my life," Fina noted, "twice!"

"We became very close, and eventually we fell for each other," Yuna said, clasping Fina's hand.

"Awww," several girls sighed.

"You haven't yet...?" Liz had to ask.

"No! She's too young yet," Yuuna said.

"Okay, okay," Liz said.

"Now, Fina's family approves of us," Yuna continued, "but they approve a little TOO much."

"Oh?" Priestess asked.

Yuna sounded exasperated, "Her mother Telumina wants us to get married now, even though I'm barely seventeen and she's fourteen!"

Albedo, Aura and Priestess clearly didn't see the problem, but the others nodded.

"Yeah, that's a thing," Asuna frowned.

"Do they know you came from another world?" Momo asked thoughtfully.

"No, just that I'm from a very far away country," Yuna admitted.

"Well, that works," Momo nodded. "Just tell them the customs of your land prohibit marriage until you're nineteen."

Yuna blinked, "I should have thought of that."

"Well, I'm glad we could help," Priestess smiled. "Are there any other problems?"

Everyone was silent.

"Meeting adjourned. As we're at Arisugawa's Locket, you're welcome to join me for a drink, after," Priestess added.

To be continued...?

Characters:

Priestess is from Goblin Slayer

Asuna, Yuuki and Lizbeth are from Sword Art Online

Yuna and Fina are from Kuma Kuma Kuma Bear

Albedo and Aura are from Overlord

Yuko and Momo are from The Demon Girl Next Door

Notes: Yeah, short chapter.

There is a LOT of official Sword Art Online art that implies Asuna might be into the ladies. My head-canon has always been she's bi, and Kirito trusts her to have flings but still come back to him.

Kuma Kuma Kuma Bear is not officially yuri, but it subtexts Yuna and Fina very hard. The final anime episode comes pretty close to them pledging their love.

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Magical Girl Support Group

Chapter Six

“Wait... you KILL magical girls for a living?” Sailor Pluto blinked.

Menou looked sheepish, the light pinkish haired priestess quickly explaining to them, “It’s kind of necessary.”

Akari, her busty black haired girlfriend, explained, “On her world, isekai kids powers ALWAYS go badly out of control, causing havoc.”

“By havoc you mean...?” Pluto asked.

“They functionally wiped out a previous civilization,” Menou sighed. “Nearly totally. We’re still rebuilding,” she added.

“Okay, that makes SOME sense,” Panty admitted.

“You’ve been squirrelly all night. What’s going on?” the goddess Belldandy asked. She and her sister, Urd, were visiting Pluto....

Stocking noted, “We just got a little surprise, is all. After nearly twelve years our anime is actually continuing.”

“Seriously?” Jinny Hex, cowgirl superheroine and kind-of magical girl asked them.

“I know!” Panty shrugged. “Crazy.”

“Are they carrying on the story, or rebooting?” Lady Bird, Jinny’s lover, asked.

“Dunno yet,” Stocking admitted. “We’ve only filmed a preview clip so far.”

“Speaking personally, reboots REALLY suck,” Jinny noted. She added, “Here’s hoping it’s just a continuation.”

“Could we stop breaking the fourth wall, please?” Pluto sighed.

“Yeah, yeah, we KNOW Time Bitch,” Panty sighed.

Urd snickered, the sexy half goddess, half demon sitting nearby. “I like you,” she told Panty cheerfully.

Stocking, interestingly, did NOT like that at all.

“I’m sorry we’re late!” they heard as three teen girls in school uniforms with armor bits burst through the door.

“Hikari, Umi, Fuu,” Pluto nodded to them.

Hikari was the one who had spoken, a cute if short redhead. Umi was taller, an ‘upper class’ looking girl with long blue hair. Finally Fuu had more average brown hair, with large round glasses.

“Yo, Magic Knights,” Urd waved.

“I’m SO TIRED,” Umi groaned as they took seats. “I keep thinking we’ll get to retire, then CLAMP makes us cameo in other series.”

“Sakura will be kicking herself for missing you,” Belldandy noted.

“We’ll probably be guest starting in Card Captor Sakura soon, too,” Fuu said.

“At least the cameos keep us busy,” Hikari offered brightly.

Both other girls groaned.

Pluto stood up, “Okay, I think we have enough people for a meeting. Newcomers, please introduce yourselves.”

The very pretty blonde stood up, “My name is Toriko Nishina, I’m an explorer in other universes who received a magic hand.” She held up one hand, revealing that it was semi-transparent.

The brown haired girl with her rose, “Sorawo Kamikoshi, ditto, I have a magic eye.” She removed one contact lens, revealing a startling blue eye, while the other was brown.

“Okay, are you even Magical Girls?” Panty had to ask..

“We’re actually here hoping for your help,” Sorawo admitted. “Our changes weren’t exactly voluntary,” she said.

“Oooh,” Fuu winced.

Pluto also felt sympathetic to her as she said, “I know a woman who has healing abilities, I’ll ask her to see you....”

“Thank you very much,” Toriko beamed.

Menou got up as she explained, “My name is Menou, I’m a pure and powerful Priestess.”

“And executioner,” Stocking muttered.

Menou ignored that, “I’m still not sure how we ended up in that odd bar.”

“I’m Akari! I can control time, somewhat,” the pretty black haired girl explained.

Pluto frowned at THAT.

“I have an issue I’d like to ask about,” Menou sort of looked sideways at Akari as she said, “maybe later though.”

Jinny Hex stood up, still dressed in her cowboy hat, jeans and flannel shit. “Ah’m Jinny Hex, adventurer,” she said, “nice to meet you.”

“And I know she looks like a lesbian wet dream, but she’s MINE,” Lady Bird took her arm.

Urd smirked, “She IS cute. You two do threesomes?”

Lady Bird just glared at her.

“I and Belldandy, this is Urd, we are Goddesses,” Belldandy said sweetly, dressed in flowing robes. “We’re actually here on a quest for heroes.”

“Huh?” several woman blinked.

“Due to various rules with our pantheons, we can no longer just go out and grab people,” Belldandy sighed.

“Yup,” Urd agreed. “Anyone interested? The pay’s good, and all the nookie you want.”

“URD,” Belldandy scolded.

Panty snickered, as several other women looked amused.

“Hello everyone,” Hikari waved as she, Hikari and Fuu introduced themselves.

“All right,” Pluto continued briskly, “any new issues we need to be aware of?”

“We’re seeing a general weakening in barriers between universes,” Umi noted, the blue haired woman adding, “there’s more random characters falling between universes.”

“Like us?” Toriko asked curiously.

“Possibly!” Umi agreed.

Sailor Pluto hid a wince. She suspected it was more fallout from the alternate Sailor Venus swiping a Time Key and rampaging across the multiverse. *

“It’s also happening here,” Jinny Hex added, “monsters are showing up in our universe, from other universes.”

“We had to kill a critter in Metropolis,” Lady Bird added.

“You can advise your US colleagues to reach out to Japan’s Magical Girls for assistance, too,” Pluto told them.

“Just a heads up, but the weird Ghost-monsters we fight have started to pop up more,” Stocking told the group.

“Really?” Pluto blinked.

“Probably our fault, with the new anime and all,” Panty added. “Unless you have Holy based powers...”

“Or devil based,” Stocking noted.

“Yeah. Either,” Panty nodded, “unless you have them, you won’t be able to hurt the ghosts. Call us instead.”

Pluto made a note to ask Sailor Mars to try exorcising one. Still...

“Akari, could you get me some tea?” Menou asked her.

“Okay, be right back,” Akari bounced up.

QUICKLY Menou addressed the group while she was gone, “I’m... kind of falling for Akari, but she’s also my target. I shouldn’t, and worse this could turn the priesthood against me.”

“Tough situation,” Hikari admitted.

“Bang her ANYWAY,” Panty said.

“SHUT UP PANTY,” everyone chorused.

“Speaking purely hypothetically,” Fuu said as Akari returned, “look into trying to find a way to remove or seal their powers. That would work, right?”

“Possibly,” Menou agreed.

“Here you go, Menou,” Akari smiled sweetly.

“Thanks,” Menou smiled shyly.

“DAMN they are cute though,” Hikari murmured.

“Yup,” Umi agreed.

“Okay, anyone want to be heroes for us?” Urd asked impatiently. After a chorus of nos, she sighed.

“Nice to meet you,” Belldandy smiled and both goddesses just vanished.

“Okay, THAT was cool,” Junny noted admiringly.

“Okay, any other new business?” Pluto checked. After a moment she said, “Okay, whomever likes can join us at the bar....”

To be continued...

Note: This chapter kind of continues out of Chapter Four, as well as a recent Arisugawa’s Locket chapter.

Shockingly, after twelve years Panty and Stocking is getting a continuation. Huh.

Belldandy and Urd are from Oh My Goddess.

Menou and Akari are from ‘Executioner and Her Way of Life.’

Jinny Hex and Lady Bird are from Young Justice & the Jinny Hex special.

Hikaru Umi and Fuu are from Magic Knight Rayearth. One of the first Isekai anime, more or less.

Toriko Nishina and Sorawo Kamikoshi are from Otherside Picnic.

* Sailor Venus and the Quest for Power Ups, also by me.

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Magical Girls Support Group

Chapter Seven

“Welcome to the Dark Magical Girl and Villainesses Support Group.” Major General Tanya von Degurechaff said, heading up the meeting.

“I thought this was the Magical Girl group?” Shizuru Fujino asked.

“They meet alternate Tuesdays.” Tanya said.

“Ah.” Shizuru nodded thoughtfully. “Well, this is close enough I guess,” she decided, sitting down at the table.

“How did I even GET here? This is my game avatar!” the tall, black haired woman asked. She was dressed in a skin tight black bodysuit and had a LOT of guns hanging off her.

“This bar is very weird. Try not to think about it too hard,” Eve, the Wicked Queen noted, sitting nearby at the table.

“All right,” Tanya said briskly, “I think we have enough people here. Please introduce yourselves.” She cleared her throat, “I am Major General Tanya von Degurechaff, leader of the Germanic Empire of my Earth.”

“My name is Shizuru Fujino, I’m a magical girl called a HIME,” Shizuru introduced herself, the brown haired woman smiled coolly.

“I’m Tomoe Marguerite, a OTOME.” the blue green haired girl said, giving Shizuru a ODD look. “Are you single, by any chance?”

“Not at all,” Shizuru gave her a distainful look.

“Oooh, that is SO hot,” Tomoe murmured, squirming a bit.

Everyone just ignored that.

The black clad woman with white skull face paint said to them flatly, “Harrowhawk (Harrow) Nonagesimus.”

“Gideon Nav,” the redhead sword user noted cheerfully, “her cavalier.”

The woman dressed as a Disney Evil Queen rose, “I am Eve, formerly, the Evil Queen.”

The woman in combat gear rose, “I’m Pitohui, just call me Pito.”

“Alyce,” the goth looking young woman said flatly, “called by some the Dark Grace.”

After a moment Tanya said, “All right, let’s begin the meeting.” She asked, “Any news you feel the need to share?”

Eve noted, “There is a version of Sailor Venus who is travelling between various universes, she might be trouble for types like us.”

“So just kill her,” Tomoe noted dryly.

“Not a good idea,” Tanya said, “you’d bring down the wrath of her Sailor Moon and their various allies.”

“Hmph,” Tomoe pouted.

“Best just to let her go through your realm unhindered,” Eva agreed. “And she IS helpful in dealing with unruly monsters and such.”

Harrow added sourly, “And speaking of Sailor Moon, their realm Crystal Tokyo continues to be a problem.”

“Holier than thou bastards,” Tanya nodded.

Eva nodded, “The only good thing, they MOSTLY stay in their own universe, and rarely act outside of it. Unless you hit them first.”

“Hence leaving Sailor Venus alone,” Shizuru nodded.

“Exactly,” Gideon agreed. “Though I wanna fight her one time. I hear she’s a sword user too.”

“Damn it Griddle,” Harrow sighed.

“Any other business to bring up?” Tanya checked with them. She nodded and continued, “All right, personal business....”

Before she could continue there was a loud banging on the door, then a tall women with red skin and demon horns entered. “Sorry I’m late,” Hellgirl noted, puffing a cigar.

“SERIOUSLY? Rude demon,” Eve sniffed.

“Yeah, yeah, whatever,” Hellgirl just shrugged casually. She noticed Alyce and Pitohui, “Hey, you two are new. First time here?”

“You’re an actual DEMON?’ Pito blinked, shocked for the first time.

“She’s the Queen of Hell, assuming she ever takes up the job,” Tanya noted.

“Fuck THAT. The job sucks,” Hellgirl sat, adjusting her demon tail and heavy, stone Right Hand of Doom. “Who’s up for drinks later?” she asked.

“Meeting FIRST,” Harrow scolded.

Tomoe got up, “I could use some advice... my Big Sister won’t participate in my fetish for being a adult baby....”

There was a LONG beat of dead silence on that.

“No kink shaming,” Tanya ordered everyone else.

“There’s internet groups on that,” Pito advised, “look for a match there.”

“Or brainwash your Big Sister to do it,” Eve offered.

“BAD EVE, consent is important,” Harrow scolded.

“Thank you,” Tomoe said, sitting down thoughtfully.

“Ha,” Hellgirl chuckled, puffing her cigar.

Eve looked at Tanya, “I understand your universe is looking into dimension travel? Via magi-tech?”

“Well, yes,” Tanya admitted. She was originally from a version of Japan, so she knew such travel was possible. Plus she wanted to track down God and punch him in the face. Long story....

“I need something like that,” Eve admitted.

“To take over other universes?” Harrow asked dryly.

“No,” Eve frowned at her, “to find the woman that saved me.”

Eve had thought she was doomed to be a nameless ’Evil Queen’ who died at the end of her story. Indeed, she seemed trapped in that role... until she tricked Zinnia Gray into falling into her universe. The rescuer of Sleeping Beauties, Zinnia figured out how to re-write the ending of Eve’s tale, and even gave her a name of her own. And, without intending it, Eve fell in love.

“Awww,” Hellgirl noted after she told her tale.

“We’re still developing the tech,” Tanya noted. “No organic transits, yet. But once we’re ready, I’ll contact you.”

“Fair enough,” Eve agreed.

Harrow stood, her expression as usual kind of flat. “As we discussed last time, I successfully killed God,” she said flatly. “Only, I’m not sure what to do now.”

“SHE KILLED GOD?!” Tomoe yelped.

“Her universe’s God. Long story,” Hellgirl noted.

“Relax and happily screw your slave-girl, Gideon?” Eve suggested.

“Hey!” Gideon yelped, blushing.

“There’s still those rampaging monsters you told us about,” Tanya noted, “Necrobeasts. And the other immortals who previously worked for God?”

“Hmm, point,” Harrow conceded.

Shizuru took her turn, “I did some... extreme things to protect my Natsuki, and I’m finding it hard to get her to forgive me.”

“What did you do?” Pito wondered.

“I wiped out an evil organization, killing them all,” Shizuru admitted frankly.

“Ah,” Pito nodded. She was beginning to realize she was VERY small change, compared to these crazy women, demons and monsters. Damn...

“Give it time,” Tanya noted. “My Visha had a hard time accepting we had to wipe out our own High Command to end the war, but she did eventually.”

“Didn’t you two get married recently?” Hellgirl teased.

Tanya actually blushed a little.

“I also have romantic troubles,” Alyce admitted. “The Princess Aurora and I are... close, but class and society bar our way.”

“So burn the society down,” Eve suggested bluntly.

“Eve, sometimes I think you really haven’t changed your Evil Queen ways,” Hellgirl noted.

“Eh,” Eve shrugged.

Somewhat worryingly, Alyce looked like she was seriously considering the ‘burn the society down’ suggestion....

“All right,” Tanya said briskly, “our hour’s up. Who wants to hit the Locket for a drink?”

To be continued....

Notes: More novel based characters, this time. Thought it was time to give the sort of evil aligned characters a chance.

Major General Tanya von Degurechaff is an alternate version of Youjo Senki’s main character, who took over her version of the Empire.

Shizuru Fujino is from Mai Hime.

Pitohui is from Gun Gale Online

Eve, the Wicked Queen is from A Mirror Mended by Alix Harrow

Tomoe Marguerite is from Mai Otome, and is a yandere infatuated with her universe’s Shizuru.

Harrowhawk (Harrow) Nonagesimus and Gideon Nav are from The Locked Tomb series by Tamsyn Muir. I have NOT read the latest book yet, and in general this appearance is NOT canon to what happens in the books.

Alyce is from Malice and Misrule, by Heather Walter

Hellgirl is a gender flipped version of Mike Mignola’s Hellboy. One assumes she’s an occult investigator like her male counterpart.

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Note: This chapter crosses over with my fanfic Arisugawa’s Locket (the meetings happen in a room there) and with Sailor Venus and The Quest For Power-Ups

Magical Girl Support Group

Chapter Eight: Sailor Moons and Others

“Welcome to the Alternate Sailor Moons Support Group,” Setsuna Meiou, Sailor Time-Moon, said tiredly.

“How many alternate Sailor Moons ARE there?” Ranma Saotome, Sailor Fight Moon, asked, her uniform resembling martial arts gear.

“Sailor Moon is kind of a universal constant,” Lina Inverse, Sailor Explosion Moon noted, dressed in a fantasy version of the usual Sailor Moon outfit.

“And every fanfic makes a new universe,” the robotic Sailor Steel Moon noted.

“Hmm,” the mute Sailor (Stig-chan) Moon of Top Gear nodded.

Kara Zor-El, Sailor Super Moon, looked fairly bewildered. “I don’t even know how I GOT here,” she noted.

“Best not to think on it too much,” Setsuna noted.

God Emperor Tsukino sighed, dressed in bulky armor. “And how did I get here from the fortieth century?” she wondered.

Setsuna looked a BIT sheepish at that.

Sailor Empire, the champion of the Germanic Empire, aka Tanya von Degurechaff added, “Space time get a bit weird around this bar.”

A Sailor Moon dressed sort of like Indiana Jones smiled. “Hello all,” River Song noted.

“You had better not have brought the TARDIS,” Lina chided, “it messes with the Time Space Engine in the bar.”

“Yes, yes...,” River let that go.

“So, who gets to call the meeting to order?” Ranma asked.

“It’s USUALLY, Setsuna,” Emperor Tsukino noted.

“Ahem, yes,” Setsuna sighed. “We’ll probably have other Sailors and Usagi’s popping in,” she added dryly.

“As usual,” Tanya agreed.

0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0

“Why aren’t we in this episode?” Panty complained, the blonde wearing a very small t-shirt and mini-skirt. A group of women were sitting around a table at Arisugawa’s Locket, snacking on nachos and a pitcher of beer.

“Technically we are now,” Stocking noted, the purple haired girl dressed in her usual gothic lolita look.

“You know what I mean,” Panty sighed.

“Sorry, an alternate me rented the room faster than me,” Sailor Pluto noted, the taller woman carrying their drinks over.

“THAT has to be confusing,” Illya agreed, the younger blonde drinking a soda.

“Agreed,” Setsuna nodded.

“Why didn’t you, Miyu and Kuro show up after the first few meetings?” Stocking asked.

“Writer forgot us,” Miyu sighed.

“No breaking the fourth wall,” Setsuna ordered.

“Yes Time Bitch,” Panty sassed.

“Setsuna!” Madoka Kaname waved, dressed in a shimmering pink gown, with wings. “No meeting today?” she asked.

“What happened to YOU?” Illya blinked.

“I kind of got a Goddess-Mode,” Madoka said sheepishly, “long story.”

“Nice!” Panty gave her a thumbs up.

“What about Homura though?” Miyu asked, concerned.

“Ah..,” Madoka started.

“Kaname-san!” the VERY villainous looking Homura called, striding up in her slinky dress.

“Ah., she got villain mode?” Stocking noted. “That’s got to making sleeping together fun,” she added impishly.

“Hey!” Madoka and Homura both blushed.

Panty just chuckled. “Hey, whatever happened with that masochistic magical girl?” she wondered aloud.

“Azul of Res Magica?” Pluto remembered.

“Yup, her,” Panty nodded.

“Her enemy Baiser got a girlfriend, actually,” Pluto noted.

“Poor girl,” Stocking paused, “Maybe we should introduce her to Scanty and Kneesocks?”

“.... I don’t want tyo know,” Illya decided after a moment.

“Wimp,” Panty laughed.

The the whole bar shuddered wildly....

0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0

“What the HELL?!” Ranma yelped.

“This is a PG rated series. No swearing!” Sailor Pretty Cure Moon chided.

“NOT THE TIME FOR THAT.” Lina yelped as a glowing figure fully materialized.

The figure was shrouded in gold, but also swarming with black... liquid metal? She stood unnaturally straight, and a glowing sword and pistol were clutched in her hands.

“Is that Sailor Venus?!” Tanya yelped.

“Something’s VERY wrong, though!” Setsuna added as the table they were sitting at crumpled, collapsing into the singularity around Venus.

“No, REALLY?” River Song snapped back.

VORP VORP VORP VORP

“Oh hell, THEM too?!” Ranma complained as a TARDIS crashed into the room, the Police Box topped with the crystal from Sailor Pluto’s staff.

“River?!” Doctor Pluto yelped.

“Not now! We’ve got to get her contained!” River Song barked back.

Then Sailor Venus blipped out, disappearing as suddenly as she appeared.

“What the HECK?” Ranma complained just as the door to the meeting room slammed open.

“What was THAT?” Juri Arisugawa demanded, holding a beam saber as her staff crowded in behind her.

“Sorry, got to rush,” Puella Magi Pluto said as the crosstime Plutos jumped into the TARDIS again and vanished.

VORP VORP VORP VORP

“Okay this is just getting completely out of hand,” Setsuna Meiou, Sailor Time-Moon, sighed.

“Explanations. Now,” Juri ordered.

0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0

“I’m thinking of barring meetings of alternates of the same person,” Juri noted later.

“That’s a bit excessive, boss,” Ryouko noted.

“As far as we can tell, having so much... Sailor Moon energy in one place nearly ruptured space-time,” Washu, the mad scientist and Ryouko’s mom, noted.

(Juri had called her in. Washu, after all, had created the device that allowed the bar to cross universes and pick up customers everywhere.)

“But it doesn’t happen normally,” May, the assistant manager, noted.

“We also don’t have large numbers of avatars of the same cosmic force stuffed in a room together,” Washu pointed out.

Ryouko pressed, “So you agree with Juri?”

“The safety systems on the Time Space Device SHOULD keep anything too bad from happening,” Washu shrugged, “but...”

“No more meet ups like that,” Juri said firmly.

“Yeah, yeah...,” Ryouko sighed but nodded.

“So, what was that Sailor Venus that appeared?” Juri asked Washu, assuming she might know.

Washu looked worried, “She;s a alternate future version of her. You know how one counterpart of her is searching the multiverse for power?”

“Yes?” Juri asid warily.

“That version went too far,” Washu said flatly. “She’s so powerful, she’s become a unstable cosmic force, pretty much.”

“Shit,” Ryouko blinked.

“... do we need to do something about her?” May asked worriedly.

“The other Plutos are going after her,” Washu said, “hopefully they can head things off before she goes too far.”

“Great,” Juri sighed. “I just want to run my bar in peace,” she muttered.

“There there,” May patted her arm.

To be continued....

Notes: YES another Saga of Tanya the Evil cameo. There are several very good (and quite bad) Ranma as Sailor Moon fics. I’ve also seen fanart of almost every anime series as Sailor Moon characters.

God Emperor Usagi is from my Warhammer 40K Sailor Moon fusion, as yet unwritten.

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Note: This has spoilers for Kuma Kuma Kuma Bear Novels, and the season two Anime.

There are also spoilers for Puella Magi Madoka Magica.

Magical Girl Support Group

Chapter Nine: Return of the Magical Girls!

Sailor Pluto crowed, "We have FINALLY regained control of the meeting room!"

"Yay," several women chorused.

Due to various circumstances the group had been bumped from the meeting room the last two weeks. Plus, last week's meeting was cancelled when a massive group of Sailor Moons had nearly ruptured space-time in the bar.

(Long story.)

"Where's Panty and Stocking?" Vivio Takamachi-Testarossa asked, the teenager visiting them from the near future.

"Off making their new anime," Princess Diana, Wonder Woman noted.

There was a bit of grumbling over that. Several of them hadn't had a new series in quite awhile, after all. On the other hand, it was apparently Netflix, and anime didn't do terribly well on there.

"WHAT am I doing here?" Diana wondered aloud.

"Yes you're a superhero, but you're magic, and a woman, therefore Magical Girl," Sailor Pluto noted.

"I suppose that makes sense." Diana conceded.

"Plus there's that Shadow Crystal Mage fanfic where Nanoha-momma is a Green Lantern too and she keeps saying you're a magical girl," Vivio noted.

"No breaking the Fourth Wall, please," Sakura Kinomoto noted, sighing.

"Chasing the Clow-whatever cards, again?" Pluto asked mildly.

"No, this time my SOUL got shattered into feathers and we're chasing it across the multiverse!" Sakura groaned.

"Oh, you're the Tsubasa version of Sakura," Vivio observed.

"Yeah. AND I don't even get to hook up with Tomoyo this time!" Sakura complained. "I WANT THE TOMOYO-NOOKIE!"

"Bit out of character, much?" Vivio muttered.

"Sometimes I think CLAMP just likes seeing you miserable," Pluto noted.

"Hoeeee," Sakura sighed.

"Looks like it," Kyoko Sakura noted, the red headed spear user at the meeting along with her magical girlfriend.

"Don't be mean," Sayaka Miki sighed, the sword using bluemette sitting beside her.

"When are the snacks coming?" Kyoko teased.

"I'm expecting at least one other girl," Pluto noted.

"Hello, everyone," Yuna waved as she strode in, still wearing her bear pajamas.

She was soon followed by several young women Pluto didn't recognize, along with Yuna's girlfriend, Fina.

"Ladies," Vivio looked curious.

"Hi, we're Yuna's harem," a sporty young woman in a school uniform added.

"Don't joke," Yuna sighed.

"Who's joking," another young woman in mage like robes noted.

Yuna just groaned.

"I see your situation has evolved...?" Pluto asked.

"Yes," Fina sighed cutely.

The meeting was started, then most of everyone introduced themselves, and they got to Yuna...

"I'm Yuna, a japanese teen who was isekai'd into a new world to become a adventurer," she bnowed.

"I'm Fina, her first wife," the next woman smiled shyly.

"I am Rurina, the mage, and second wife," the slightly older woman waved.

"And I am Princess Teilia, the third wife," the sporty girl in uniform noted cheerfully. She addressed the others, "I STILL think I should be wife number one, because rank."

"It's order by when we met Yuna," Rurina said firmly.

"Oh poo," Teilina pouted.

"I thought you and Fina were exclusive?" Vivio asked, frowning slightly.

"We were, but...," Yuna made a face.

"Politics," Sailor Pluto nodded.

"Huh?" Kyoko blinked.

Yuna nodded glumly as she said, "Yeah. You see, it became publicly known about how powerful I actually am."

Sayaka nodded, "Uh huh?"

"So a bunch of nobles started trying to force me to be engaged to their sons and daughters," Yuna added.

"So father decided it would be best to keep someone so powerful in the family, and engaged her to me," Teilina noted smugly.

"They allow group marriages?" Sakura blinked.

"If you're a noble and can support and house everyone," Teilina answered, "you have to jump through some hoops."

"So... why Rurina?" Vivio asked.

"When I found out Yuna was marrying Teilina too, I pressed my case," Rurina admitted. "I've had a crush for awhile..."

"Girl, you got GAME," Kyoko teased Yuna.

"Shut UP," Yuna groaned.

"Moving on... Vivio-san, what are you doing in this era?" Pluto addressed the athletic looking woman in Midchilde armor.

"Heh.. actually, I was trying to find information on Alicia Testarossa," Vivio admitted.

"Your Mother's Sister?" Pluto blinked.

"Yes. There's indications she might be alive...," Vivio explained, then wilted as Pluto frowned at her.

"What?" Fina asked.

"She's trying to change the timeline," Pluto said flatly.

"I could rescue Alicia and reunite everybody," Vivio pouted.

"Or rupture history and cause things to play out much worse," Pluto pointed out.

"Worse. Ha!" Kyouko growned.

"Trouble?" Princess Diana asked, as Pluto looked concerned.

"Kyouko..," Sayaka started.

"Fuck yes, trouble," Kyoko burst out, "Mami's DEAD, and we found out we're fucking ZOMBIES!"

"What?" Sakura looked at her gently.

"It's not.. quite that bad," Sayaka made a face. "But yeah. We found out Kyubi lied to us, and we're basically soulless bodies kept animated by our magic."

"That's terrible," Yuna said.

"And we have to keep fighting witches forever, or we'll die or turn monster ourselves." Kyoko added bitterly.

Sailor Pluto kept any trace of pity from her face, she knew Kyoko would NOT take it well. She had known about how Puella Magi worked, but couldn't tell them for risk of rupturing the timeline. Sometimes, being a time traveller was hard.

"Can we track down and punish this Kyubey?" Diana offered ominously.

"Thanks for the thought," Sayaka smiled weakly, "he can't be killed."

Kyoko noted, "At least NOW we know why Homura hates it sio much."

"And maybe we can keep it from getting Madoka," Sayaka added with a sigh.

Diana added, "It may not help, but there is a certain nobility in sacrifice, and protecting your friends and world at great cost to yourself."

"I'm not noble," Kyoko waved that off.

Sayaka seemed touched by the comment, though.

The meeting broke up not long after, and Vivio paused. "Non-interference sucks," she sighed as she left.

Pluto got the sense she was much older than she seemed... 'How far into the future is she from?'

Before Pluto could ask, she was gone.

To be continued...

Characters:

Vivio Takamachi-Testarossa is from Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha and her sequel series Vivid

Wonder Woman aka Princess Diana is from DC Comics

Sakura is from Tsubasa-Resevoir Chronicle from CLAMP

Kyouko and Sayaka are from Madoka Magica

Yuna, Fina and friends are from Kuma Kuma Kuma Bear

Notes: Watching Kuma Kuma Kuma Bear and reading the books, you can canonly ship her with a LOT of characters. One of these days I want to another one shot with ALL the shippable ladies...

I'm assuming by now everyone has seen Puella Magi Madoka Magica, but just in case I added a spoiler warning.

The Vivio here is actually from my Magical Atoner Lyrical Alicia fic. Looking to see if she can save her from 1000 years of exile.

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WATCHING Panty, Stocking and Garterbelt!

The emergency meeting of Tokyo's Magical Girls was called by Usagi Tsukino, known to some as Sailor Moon and other as the future queen of Crystal Tokyo, after seeing the first previews of the late night anime. But even she hadn't been expecting what they saw as the young women gathered from far and wide for the first episode.

Usagi watched in appalled shock as the images ran by the screen, a flush coloring her usually pale cheeks. "Please tell me this cartoon is a negaverse plot or something," the blond teen muttered, shaking her head in disbelief

"It's a parody, maybe?" Juri Arisugawa offered a suggestion, the orange haired older woman watching as she munched popcorn. The whole 'group watching' thing was new to her, but she had to admit that it was all pretty fun.

The were originally going to all crash Usagi's place, but quickly decided that they'd be too crowded. After some debate and suggestions including the Outer's house and other places, they decided only the Hino shrine was large enough to fit everybody. THEN they had to eject Grandpa Hino, who was apparently already a fan of the new series.

"This is damaging magical girl reputations everywhere," Nanoha Takamachi blinked, shaking her head as the brown haired girl sat by Fate.

Nanoha was visiting Earth from the magic-technology world of Midchilde when they first met, and got into a fight with the Senshi. Of course they became friends after, and she hauled her 'friend' Fate along. Several girls suspected they were 'friends' like Haruka and Michiru, but they didn't press.

"That Panty is just...," Fate shook her blond head as she tried to find the right words, finally settling on, "she's a slut!"

"I like her!" Minako Aino said cheerfully, the blond grinning salaciously as they watched. The teen had been known for her 'loose' reputation among the other Sailor Senshi, though admittedly it was somewhat exaggerated.

"You would," Rei Hino sighed, the black haired woman shaking her head.

Being raised by Catholic nuns Rei tended to disapprove of this soft of blatant erotic content, pointedly ignoring some of the more naughty stuff that had gone on at the all-girls school she had attended. Long before 'You don't talk about Fight Club' there had been the rule, 'You don't talk about late night dorm antics.'

"The car race episode wasn't bad," Haruka Tenoh offered, the boyishly blond young woman smiling slightly. She was older than most of them except Juri, and was living in a committed relationship with her 'wife' Michuru. They lived with Setsuna Meiou, too, and were raising Hotaru Tomoe as a group, raising a certain number of questions in their friend's minds.

"Haruka," Michiru shook her head, sighing in annoyance. The aqua haired woman continued disapprovingly, "This show is completely immoral."

"Yet strangely fascinating," Utena Tenjou offered, the pink haired woman looking amused.

The seemingly normal young woman was the 'victor of the duels' and possessor of great supernatural powers, hence Utena's belonging to this informal magical girls club. She came with the mysterious Anthy Himemiya, who seemed FAR too intimate with Utena for comfort.

"You just like Stocking, Utena-sama," Anthy accused with a pout, the purple haired girl curled up beside her on the couch.

"I do not!" Utena protested, smiling.

"The stripper transformation," Usagi shuddered visibly at the thought. "What was the director THINKING?" she sighed.

"Fanservice sells?" Makoto Kino offered, the brown haired amazon looking amused as she carried in snacks from the kitchen. She liked to cook and do domestic things, in part because she was the toughest of the younger Senshi.

"Besides, this is Gainax," Ami Mizuno noted calmly, the blue haired girl adding, "what do you expect from them?"

"How many guys does Panty BED per episode?" Setsuna Meiou wondered, her black and green hair shimmering. As Sailor Pluto she could turn back time to review, but to be honest it wasn't worth the power usage.

"Three is the first half," Nanoha sighed, "though the cop might be a repeat. And then the biker in the second half."

Tomoyo was over in the corner 'comforting' her girlfriend Sakura. Apparently the whole show was just too much for the poor dear.

"Their magical oath doesn't even make sense," Rei sighed as she quoted, "Judgement from the garb of the Holy Virgin?" She snorted, "If Panty is a virgin, I'm MALE."

Everyone laughed at that. "It's probably symbolic," Fate offered mildly. Under her breath she added, "We'd better not show this to Hayate."

"Why?" Nanoha blinked, "I bet Hayate would love this."

"Exactly. She's probably make poor Signum and Shamal cosplay this," Fate pointed out reasonably.

"Oh dear," Nanoha winced, imagining that.

"Is your friend that bad...?" Usagi had to ask.

"No, no," Fate quickly reassured them, "it's not that. It's just, well..."

"She really believes in skinship between friends," Nanoha admitted.

Utena blinked and made a squeezing gesture with her hands, as of she was hefting something as she asked, "Like that?"

Both Nanoha and Fate nodded glumly. "Poor Shamal and Signum got groped a lot when Hayate was growing up," Fate said with a sigh.

Minako smirked, clearly amused by the idea. "I bet I could cosplay as Panty," she offered, bringing the discussion back to the anime.

"Don't you dare!" Rei yelped.

Minako looked up at her thoughtfully, smiling at the other girl. "Jealous?" she asked, smirking as she added, "Don't worry, you could always cosplay as Stocking."

"Minako!" Rei yelped, blushing red as she imagined Minako doing the bump and grind Panty had done, then pulling down her panties...

"I think you're arguing a bit too much," Ami suggested, smiling slightly. She had been tempted to use the quote from the original Shakespeare, but was certain most of her friends wouldn't recognize the reference anyway.

Setsuna looked amused, raising her cup in a toast to Ami, then drank. "So," she addressed the group, "how many of you want to meet to watch the next episode?"

There was a long beat of dead silence as the girls exchanged uncomfortable looks. Tentatively Utena raised her hand, then most of the others did too. "Well," Usagi sighed as she said, "it's kind of... captivating. Sort of."

"A bit like watching a car crash," Nanoha admitted with a faint blush, "you can't bring yourself to look away."

"Sure," Minako looked skeptical, but she didn't press. Personally she found the anime kind of fun, but she wasn't going to argue.

"So we meet here next week?" Haruka asked briskly, adding, "Do you mind, Rei?"

"It's fine," Rei said, smiling slightly. She looked over to where Tomoyo was helping Sakura leave, "And would someone escort them home, just in case?"

"Will do," Fate nodded briskly as everyone filed out.

End

Omake!

"What the hell?" Panty complained as the slim blonde shut off the boring, talky episode, "I thought they were all supposed to be gay?"

Stocking casually ate her cake, the blue and purple haired girl looking at her archly, "And what do you care?"

Panty gave her a pitying look, "Girl on girl can be hot."

With an sexy look Stocking noted, "I didn't know you swung that way."

"Stocking, I swing every way," Panty smirked.

"Better not tell Garterbelt that," Stocking noted.

Panty pouted as the pretty blond sighed, "He's such a spoil sport."

Stocking hesitated, shifting on the couch as her striped stockings rubbed together with a soft sigh. "Have you ever...?" she asked.

Panty shifted on the couch, studying Stocking with a sly smile, "Have I ever what?"

Stocking flushed a bit as she said, "Ever done it with a woman."

Panty smirked as she crossed her legs, "Oh, once or twice." She looked thoughtful, "They tend to last longer than the usual guy..."

Stocking opened her mouth to say something, then her imagination caught up. Shutting her mouth she got up and said with as much dignity as she could muster, "I'm going to get some more cake."

"Come back soon," Panty waved, smirking.

To be continued...?

Notes: Just a short little excursion into the world of Panty, Stocking & Garterbelt. In my humble opinion I think most magical girls would be appalled by these two, so I thought it might be fun to play with their reactions a bit. This is NOT to be taken seriously, nor is it canon with anything else I've wrote.

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Chapter Ten: Looking up to Magical Girls and Others

"YOU'RE GETTING A ANIME?" Panty blurted.

"We're as surprised as you are," Magia Baiser confessed, the villainess with devil horns, wings and a open top with star insignia over her breasts.

"I'm so happy we'll be animated!" Magia Magenta, the pink clad heroine and leader of Tres Magia cheered.

"I'm guessing for late night TV, considering the S&M bits," Stocking noted.

"I guess," Baiser whimpered.

Magia Sulfer, the shorter blonde, noted, "So far there's only a poster and a short clip out on the anime series."

"Maybe it'll be all ages then!" Magia Azul offered desperately.

Everyone gave her a LOOK, at the poor girl was most often Baiser's victim in the manga, AND had developed a masochistic interest in Baiser.

"Doubt it," Sulfer told her.

"There there," Magenta patted Azul's arm comfortingly.

"I'm not doing it INTENTIONALLY," Baiser pouted as Sulfer just GLARED at her.

Sailor Pluto sighed, "Could we please stop breaking the Fourth Wall?"

"Yeah, yeah, Time Bitch," Panty waved.

Loki, Goddess of Stories, chuckled as she said, "I want to introduce my descendants, actually."

"DESCENDANTS?!" several people chorused.

Loki looked amused, "Asgardians live THOUSANDS of years, and we like adventuring on Midguard, your Earth."

"And they banged," Panty realized.

"Crudely put, but yes," Loki agreed as a white haired and brown haired woman followed him into the meeting room.

"I am NOT wearing a silly costume," Princess Elsa of Arendelle said flatly.

"But it would be fun," her sister, Anna, said cheerfully.

"FROZEN?!" Panty yelped, breaking the fourth wall, again.

"Eh?' Anna blinked.

"Just ignore that," Loki ordered.

Elsa looked exasperated as she addressed the group, "Don't mind Loki, please."

"We never do," Sailor Pluto said dryly.

"I'm hurt," Loki smirked.

"Were we expecting anyone else?" Stocking asked.

WHACKA - THOOOOOOOOOM

Thunder rattled the building as a woman wearing light armor just appeared, along with wearing a metal half mask.

"Oh dear," Loki blinked.

"Loki!" Thor yelled, clearly female and looking VERY annoyed.

"No fighting! The Locket is neutral ground," Sailor Pluto ordered, getting between them.

Thor frowned but nodded, then blinked at Loke. "You're a WOMAN?" she asked.

"Ah," Loki nodded then asked, "What year is it?"

Thor, somewhat bemused, told her.

"You're from earlier in the timeline that I," Loki noted, "I'll become the God of Stories later."

"Or you're lying to me for whatever reason," Thor noted, her eyes narrowing slightly.

"That Is a risk when dealing with me," Loki admitted casually.

Thor growled in frustration, then blinked as the two girls scowled at her. "Don't hurt grandfather!" Anna scolded

"GrandMOTHER," Loki smirked|

"Whichever!" Elsa scowled, looking rather young Loki-like.

"HOW..," Thor blinked.

Panty smirked, "Well, a man and a woman love each other VERY MUCH and..."

"Really?" Stocking laughed.

"Is this NORMAL for these meetings?" Sulfer asked/

"Pretty much," Pluto agreed with a sigh.

0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0

Utena Tenjou was striking with her boyish pink hair and violet eyes, Anna found. She could EASILY see why women would crush on her.

Her girlfriend, Anthy Himemiya, sat close and smiled sweetly, but there was a dangerous glint to her eye that implied touching Utena would get you DEAD.

"As you know, I had thought I was a orphan," Utena noted.

"I've noticed most magical kids have small families," Panty muttered.

"But I recently met my aunt, who tracked me down," Utena added, and looked oddly at Anthy, who looked sheepish.

'I wonder what THAT'S about?' Anna wondered.

"That's good, right?" Braiser asked gently.

And Anna was struck againb by how NICE this supposed villainess was. She MUST have someone forcing her to be bad, or something.

"Yes, and I've found out I have distant relatives in Tokyo too," Utena added.

"You sound dubious?" Sailor Pluto noted.

"They're assholes," Anthy said bluntly.

Panty burst out laughing.

"That's blunt, but pretty much it," Utena admitted. "My Aunt's PI documented the family being abusive, fighting over inheritences and other things. They even kicked out the one boy for just being overweight."

"Okay, that's awful," Magenta agreed.

"So why not look up the overweight kid?" Stocking suggested. "He might be the only decent one of the lot."

"That's a good point," Utena conceded.

Impatiently Thor demanded, "Loki, why are you bothering these children?"

Elsa looked at her coldly, "She's helping us find our parents, who were lost at sea."

Thor paused, then quietly said, "I'm sorry. But do you trust them?"

"No, we'd be foolish to," Elsa added.

"I'm hurt," Loki chuckled.

Thor put her hammer down on the meeting table, then reached for a cookie and more tea.

"Ooh, can I..?" Anna reached out to the hammer.

"Wait," Thor AND Loki blurted.

KA THOOOM.

Anna found herself dressed in Thor's armor, while a VERY startled looking Jane Foster sat, blinking in surprise.

"Well, THAT'S a thing," Loki noted.

To be continued...

Notes: YES, I know it's short. Sorry.

I've seen it translated as 'Gushing over Magical Girls' and 'Looking up to Magical Girls' not sure which is official. And YES an anime has been announced.

ONE OF THESE DAYS I wanna do a full fanfic where Elsa and Anna are descended from Loki, who's a frost giant, explaining Elsa's ice powers and how strong Anna sometimes is.

The characters Utena is discussing are from 'I Got a Cheat Skill in Another World and Became Unrivalled in the Real World, Too' aka 'Iseleve' currently airing on Crunchyroll. I noticed that Yuuya had the same name as Utena... I MAY do an actual crossover at one point.

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Note: This chapter has spoilers for The Magical Revolution of the Reincarnated Princess for both the Anime AND the Light Novel series. There are bits from the anime SHY, but nothing hugely spoilerish.

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Chapter Eleven

“All right everyone, settle down,” Sailor Pluto ordered, the tall, green-black haired beauty noting several newcomers.

“Ahem,” Priestess sighed. “We’re doubling up with the Fantasy Heroines meeting, due to a booking error.”

“Right,” Pluto agreed, nodding to the women at the table, “Please, introduce yourselves.”

“Er... hello,” the girl in the while hoodie costume stammered, “I’m Shy.”

“I can tell, dear. Public speaking gets better with time,” Priestess said gently.

“No,” she looked more embarassed, “My CODENAME is Shy!”

“I’m her girlfriend, Iko Koishikawa,” the pretty girl waved.

“You don’t have to put it so plainly,” Shy blushed.

“I’m Spirits, I’m escorting these dummies,” the pretty Russian heroine noted, who was a slightly older woman. Alas, any ‘cool big sis’ vibes that she had were lost when she chugged alcohol from her hip flask.

“Do you ALWAYS drink that much?” Pluto had to ask.

“Yes,” Spirits shrugged.

“Ah,” Priestess sighed.

“I’m Princess Anisphia Wynn Palettia, but please just call me Anis,” the excited blonde smiled.

“Lady Euphyllia Magenta,” the other woman bowed, “her wife. Please call me Euphie.”

“Ilia Coral, their maid,” the redhead woman nodded.

“Lainie Cyan, Maid,” the other woman blushed, “and vampire.”

“VAMPIRE?” Priestess blinked.

“She has it under control,” Anis added fast.

“Besides, she sucks me as needed,” Ilia deadpanned.

“Don’t say it like that!” Lainie blushed.

Pluto coughed. “Are there any others coming?” she checked.

“Sorry! Sorry, I was at work,” the redhead hurried in, two other women following her in.

“Mai,” the other black haired woman sighed.

“Hi,” the third girl with a sword waved, “Shizuru told us about this place.”

“Take a seat,” Pluto nodded.

“Don’t you work at Arisugawa’s Locket?” Priestess asked Mai.

Mai looked sheepish, “Yeah, I’m a part timer....” She continued, “I’m Mai Tokhia, this is Natsuki Kuga and Mikoto Minagi.”

“So, are you magical girls too?” Anis asked eagerly.

“Yes,” Natsuki nodded, “Mai controls fire, I use ice and Mikoto has a magic sword.”

“All right, we’ll start the meeting,” Sailor Pluto said briskly.

Priestess added thoughtfully, “So, we have superheroes, a princess and schoolgirls.”

“All right,” Pluto added briskly, “updates?”

“There’s been more breaks between universes,” Euphie noted. “And reincarnation isekai events,” she added.

Priestess nodded, “I met several isekai recently too. Overlord was scary.”

“There’s a lot of superhero activity happening recently,” Spirits pointed out.

“Like all the Marvel stuff,” Iko Koishikawa mused.

“Don’t bring that up, or Disney will sue us,” Shy sighed.

“Please no breaking the fourth wall,” Pluto added.

“Mai, these are weird people,” Mikoto noted quietly to her.

“Hush, Mikoto,” Mai sighed.

“Like we’re ones to talk?” Natsuki pointed out.

“So what is the whole thing with HIME?” Aniz asked them curiously.

“Natsuki’s been doing this longest,” Mai gestured to her.

“Gee thinks,” Natsuki rolled her eyes. She addressed the others, “The HIME are mostly based around Fuka, where monsters called Orphan’s gather. We fight them to keep people from being harmed.”

“Seems straight forward,” Shy mused.

“Then there was the evil US corp that tried to take over,” Mai added.

“THEN we found out we were supposed to fight each other to the death for ultimate power,” Natsuki finished.

“WHAT,” Spirits blinked.

“We refused to, obviously,” Mai waved that off.

“Nagi and Mashiro were running it?” Sailor Pluto asked, frowning.

“You know them?” Mikoto blinked.

“Yes, I met them in an earlier run through,” Pluto looked grim, “it went badly.”

“Oh,” Mai blinked.

“How old ARE you?” Natsuki asked Pluto, blinking.

Pluto drank her tea as she said flatly, “Old.”

Everyone decided not to push THAT point.

Priestess addressed Aniz and Euphie and asked, “I heard there was a succession issue that you’re dealing with?”

Anis sighed, “Yes, it’s.. complicated.”

The head maid, Ilia, deadpanned, “Her brother rebelled, stole Lainie’s vampirism, Anis kicked his ass only to end up heir, she hated it so Euphie took on the role of heir.”

Euphie groaned, “Please don’t put it that bluntly!”

“How do you steal vampirism?” Mai muttered.

“I’m not sure I want to know,” Natsuki muttered back.

“Ripped her vampire heart out and shoved it into his chest,” Ilia noted blandly.

“ACK,” Mai paled.

“I recovered, thankfully,” Lainie added with a sigh.

“Still!” Mai shook her head.

Shy, Spirits and Iko looked equally pale.

It didn’t seem to bother Priestess much, but Pluto was aware the young lady had seen some shit, as they say....

“More tea?” Pluto offered, pouring.

“So,” Mai sipped her tea, “Natsuki has a problem.”

“I was going to ask....” Natsuki grumbled.

“Oh?” Priestess asked mildly.

Natsuki looked sheepish, “Well, yes. There’s a classmate that is in love with me, but she’s done things that bother me.”

“Like?” Pluto asked gently.

Natsuki took a breath as she admitted, “She wiped out the evil organization that had been plotting against we HIME....”

“What, ALL of them?” Spirits blinked.

“Down to the last man,” Natsuki agreed.

“Good job!” Spirits gave a thumbs up, “That sort of thoroughness is almost Russian.”

“I’m pretty sure that as heroes we are NOT supposed to forgive that kind of thing,” Shy sighed at Spirits.

Euphie addressed Natsuki, “Did she do it out of love for you?”

Anis sighed, “Love does NOT justify anything, dear.”

“From what I recall from the past event, the Red Star magnified everyone involved emotions,” Pluto pointed out.

Mai added, “Yeah, Mikoto even worked for the bad guys then.”

“Hey! It was my brother asking,” Mikoto pouted.

“So, you could argue that it was temporarily insanity,” Natsuki mused.

“Or she’s a psychopath,” Iko offered dryly.

“Gee, thanks,” Natsuki sighed.

To be continued....

Notes: Shy, Iko Koishikawa and Spirits are all from the anime/manga SHY. Anis Euphie, Ilia and Laine are from The Magical Revolution of the Reincarnated Princess, and Mai, Natsuki and Mikoto are from Mai Hime.

In another fic I did, I had Ainz from Overlord gain access to the multiverse. From Priestess’ comment, he visited Goblin Slayer...

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Warning: This chapter has spoilers for the Deadpool and Wolverine movie. If you have not seen it, do not continue to read. (Also, spoilers are all over Youtube at this point. So that, too.)

Magical Girls Support Group

The Deadpool and Wolverine SPECIAL

The door to the meeting room burst open and a women in a red and black jumpsuit appeared, including a full mas. "I am... LADY DEADPOOL!" she declared, making a 'v for victory' pose.

"What the fuck?" Juri blurted. She paused, "And why can we suddenly swear?"

"She's from an R Rated universe," Setsuna explained calmly.

"Ah," Juri nodded.

Lady Deadpool looked around, "Where is everyone?"

"You're about an hour early," Juri observed.

"Ah," Lady Deadpool pouted under her mask. She brightened as she asked, "Has my girlfriend arrived yet?"

"Girlfriend?" Gwenpool asked them, the pink and white clad heroine poking her head through the door.

"Not YOU of course," Lady Deadpool sneered.

The slim black haired woman beside her was (apparently) cosplaying as Wolverine. "Gwen is MINE," she scowled at Deadpool, popping two claws from one hand.

"Laura, no!" Gwen scolded.

"Laura, YES," Laura Kinney glared at Deadpool.

"No fighting in the bar," Juri ordered.

Gwen sighed, "Come on, let's get a drink?"

Laura sheathed her claws, "I guess."

"Hullo, everyone," Casandra Nova breezed in.

"YOU," Laura popped her claws AGAIN.

"Now, now," Cassandra chided, the elfen, bald woman waved a hand casually, "we settled thing, remember?"

"These are alternate versions," Lady Deadpool pointed out, walking up to Cassandra as she rolled up her mask...

AND KISSED HER.

WITH TONGUE.

"WTF," Gwen blurted.

"ACK," Laura agred.

"Don't be haters," Cassandra chided cheerfully.

"I'm VERY confused," Gwen admitted.

Laura looked at Cassandra, "Didn't you get shot by a Time Variance Authority mole, declare vengeance, then get killed trying to destroy the multiverse?"

"What?" Lady Deadpool blinked.

"Gods no," Cassandra shook her head. She looked sheepish, "It's a bit embarrassing, actually."

"Oh?" Gwen prompted her.

Cassandra sighed, "When Logan took a chance and saved me... it opened my eyes a bit. I decided I didn't need to act the way I had, as I had thought I had to, to survive in Limbo."

"And Pyro?" Laura asked, referring to the man who shot her.

"Oh, he paid for it," Cassandra agreed, "but I stopped there."

"So, are you four done?" Setsuna asked.

Juri added, "We do have a Magical Girls meeting to prepare for," Juri added.

"Drinks?" Cassandra adressed the other three. "There is a VERY nice bar out there."

"Yes!" Gwen grinned.

"Let's go," Lady Deadpool agreed.

Laura scowled, but nodded as she followed.

Juri and Setsuna exchanged a look as they left. "Well, that was a thing," Juri noted.

"Well, Arisugawa's Locket IS a multidimensional traveller," Setsuna noted. "It must have breached Limbo too."

"Maybe we should have Superheroine nights too," Juri mused.

To be continued...

Notes: Yeah, just a shorter bit. If you are a comics nerd, you REALLY should go see Deadpool and Wolverine. It's surprisingly good.

Let's just ignore that Lady Deadpool is played by Ryan Reynolds wife, ok?

Gwenpool is a actual canon comics character, and I just thought it'd be cute pairing her up with Laura.

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Magical Girls Support Group
Chapter Thirteen

“Welcome to the Magical Girls Support Group,” Pluto noted calmly, standing up from her seat. She looked around, “I see some new faces...”

“We’re team RWBY!” the girl in red beamed, her black hair with red fringe falling into her eyes, “I’m Ruby Rose.”

The busty blonde in tan smiled casually, “Yang Xiao Long.”

“Blake Belladonna,” the catgirl ninja said flatly.

The white haired, princess like woman looked crankt as she said, “Weiss Schnee.”

“I haven’t seen you at the Locket for awhile,” Pluto noted, the girls having turned up some months back.

“Various things have been going on,” Yang noted. “Anyway, we’re here to give you a heads up, our local monsters have been busting into other universes.”

“Like MINE,” the Green Lantern noted, a ‘lantern’ tattoo over one eye and dressed in the usual green and black suit. “Jessica Cruz.”

“Hello again,” Princess Diana, Wonder Woman, waved.

“Harley Quinn,” the pretty blonde in clown like makeup noted, “Yeah, we were helping fight those critters and ended up HERE.”

“Poison Ivy,” the green plant-like woman said, frowning as she sat close to Harley. “How do we get home?” she wondered.

“This bar crosses between dimensions,” Pluto explained to them calmly, “you’ll be dropped off back home shortly.”

Jessica blinked, “That sounds really dangerous.”

“I thought Green Lanterns were fearless?” Harley wondered.

“More like, we can overcome fear,” Jessica corrected.

“Could we PLEASE get on with things?” the dark brown haired, stunning looking woman complained.

“Jun, you promised to be civil,” her pretty companion noted.

“Sorry Nadesico,” Jun replied.

“Introductions?” Ivy asked curiously.

“Jun Fudoh, also known as Devilman Lady,” the woman sighed.

“Nadesico Kinomoto,” the pretty young woman smiled, “daughter or Archmage Sakura Kinomoto and her wife, Tomoyo.”

“SAY WHAT.”

“They’re from the future,” Pluto noted mildly.

“We should ask them for lottery numbers,” Harley joked.

“It doesn’t work that way,” Jun sighed. “Alternate timelines.”

“Huh?” Harley blinked.

“They’re not from OUR future, but just ‘A’ future,” Ivy noted. She continued, “Because of quantum physics, we know there are constantly diverging new timelines...”

“And alternate Earths,” Diana noted, “an apparently infinite cluster of 52 repeating earths in a massive fractal snowflake.”

(I’m not sure if the ‘snowflake’ is still canon or not. First referenced in DC’s Planetary.)

“I hate alternate earths,” Jessica sighed. “There’s a Sinestro Corps version of ME that scares the crap out of bad guys...”

“Ahem,” Pluto sighed. “Getting back to business...”

“Right,” Weiss said. The white haired young lady gestured to a display she and Ruby had set up, “This is a Grimm. They take various forms, but are ALWAYS stronger than they should be by height and mass.”

“If we run into one, how do we kill it?” Jun asked, assessing the image.

Blake nodded approvingly at that.

Weiss coughed, “Well, normally you’d use Dust, from out world, but we’ve found that if you energize weapons with magic, that should do it.”

“So, pretty much me,” Diana noted.

“Brute force also works,” Yang added, loudly cracking her knuckles as she grinned, “but it takes a LOT of force.”

Jun grinned, “Good.”

“Jun,” Nadesico sighed. She addressed RWBY, “Can they be reasoned with?”

“Best of our knowledge, no,” Ruby admitted.

“I’d like to try getting my Lasso of Truth around one,” Diana mused.

“Kinky,” Yang grinned.

“YANG,” Blake scolded.

“Sorry, dear,” Yang smiled at Blake then kissed her.

“All right, any other business,” Pluto wondered.

Jessica raised her hand, “Amanda Waller, a criminal in out multiverse, used technology to block off her earth, and triggered cascade effects in others.”

(Referring to Absolute Power, DC’s crossover event in 2024)

“Which means?” Ruby Rose wondered.

“At least one entity in our universe, Darkseid, was rendered deranged by it,” Diana added, “it would be best to watch out in your universes too.”

“Oh joy,” Jun noted dryly.

Pluto nodded, “I see. I have a counterpart in your universe, I’ll consult with her.”

Harley looked surprised, “Seriously?”

“Bet you she’s a member of gthe Time Masters,” Jessica mused. “Or a Linear Man.”

Pluto didn’t confirm or deny that....

(In fact her counterpart was an incarnation of the Time Trapper from the Legion of Super Heroes era. But that was none of anyone’s business.)

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“And THEN we were trapped and made to confess we loved each other,” Yang complained a little while later.

“And that’s bad because?” Nadesico asked mildly.

“It would have been nice to have confessed on our own,” Blake noted.

“But would you have?” Diana teased, sniling at the two.

Yang muttered, “I was working up to it!”

Blake looked sheepish.

“Aww, they remind me of us,” Harley noted to Ivy.

“Those first few weeks after admitting are a hell of a ride,” Ivy agreed, then kissed Harley lingeringly.

“Is EVERYONE here lesbian?” Jessica muttered.

“We’re not!” Ruby and Weiss blurted, but couldn’t look at each other while blushing.

“Tsundere,” Harley mused.

“AM NOT.”

Jessica sighed, and tried VERY HARD to not look at Wonder Woman, who was basically wearing a one piece swimsuit.

“Do you know what brought you to the past?” Pluto asked Jun curiously.

Jun looked sheepish, “Nadesico wanted to see her Moms as teens.”

“JUN, don’t tell her that!” Nadesico groaned.

“I kind of want to scold you that Time Travel is Not A Toy,” Pluto sighed, “but on the other hand I did let Sailor Venus get a time key.”

“Heh,” Jun smiled faintly.

Addressing Nadesico Pluto added, “They’re not always here, but usually. Good luck.”

“Thank you,” Nadesico beamed.

To be continued.....

Characters: Ruby, Weiss, Blake and Yang are from RWBY, Harley, Ivy, Jessica Cruz and Wonder Woman are from DC Comics, Jun is from Devilman Lady, and Nadesico is a OC.