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Jungkook just wanted some fucking ice cream. He had been waiting in line for 20 minutes now, and he was getting really pissed. He glanced at his watch for the fifth time and thought. "Shit i'm gonna be late to the I.U meet n greet." He snapped out of his thoughts when he suddenly heard loud banging coming from the ice cream machine.
When he looked over he saw a short male with greyish hair banging the lifeu out of the ice cream machine. "I don't get paid enough to handle this shit." The shorter male said."Aye you muscle bunny." Jungkook turned around in confusion."me?" he asked ."No i'm talking to fucking Harambe yes you, look kid the ice cream machine is broken so do me a favor and fuck off."
Jungkook was so shocked at the rude cashier, so he decided to give him a piece of his mind." Listen yo-." but the short male interrupted him."No you listen you piece of shit, I don't care about you, your ice cream, or this fucking job, bitches like you are the reason I only get 12 hours of sleep when I could get the full 24." He countered. "Look I have to go meet I.U in a fe-" he began but he interrupted him again."Fuck I.U" Jungkook was shocked as he never heard someone speak so badly bout I.U, atleast not publicly. "Excuse me" Jungkook said in a offended tone, while shaking his head, still refusing to believe what he just heard."The short male looked done with life. "You heard me, or do I need to spell it out for for you. FUCK I . U, so if you don't shut the fu-"
"MIN YOONGI" A high pitch screech echoed. I turned around to see a very handsome male with like ashy grey hair, hands on his hips, with the biggest knife I've ever seen attached to his hip. “THAT ISN'T HOW WE TREAT OUR CUSTOMERS." The handsome one began. "Look Jin hyung I frankly don't give a flying fuck, now go bother someone else who cares enough to hear whatever shit you spit out." If I thought that "Jin's" expression didn't look murderous before, it sure did look murderous now.
"You know what Yoongi, iv'e had enough of your "bad boy persona", and your never ending cussing." Jin said while tapping his foot. "Does that mean your gonna fire me?" And to me the Yoongi guy look extremely hopeful. “Heavens no, you silly goose egg, your my slav- I mean employee, so i'm promoting you to sign boy." As I was watching this argument unfold before my very eyes, a shorter male with pinkish/orange hair sneaked up on me, and jumped on my back."WHAT THE FUCK." I manly screeched out.
“OH MAN HOLY SHIT, you ain't Tae." The shorter male said while slowly getting off of me. "Bitch do I look like-." But once again Jungkook was interrupted, but now by someone bursting through the door yelling."Guess what I got bitchessss, motherfucking Tea." Said the male with blue hair dressed in Gucci. I saw someone struggling to carry all the bags of Panda Express, and Gucci. The guy carrying said bags had blonde hair and was followed by someone with brown hair who looked like a fucking horse.
"Tae my number one favorite hoe." Horse face looked very disappointed but not suprised. "Hey No cussing we're children of Jesus" horse looking guy said. I had enough of this bullshit so I snapped."I just wanted some fucking ice cream, FUCKING ICE CREAM, it's hot as shit, I gotta meet I.U in a few minutes, if I wanted to have random men popping out of no where and screaming instead of helping me fix my issue, I would have watched a Jake Paul vlog, not that I would be caught dead near that thing."
As I finished my rant the employees went quiet, and watched me in shock. Finally the Taehyung guy said."Did you just say you want to eat my ass more than bread, if so come to my house tomorrow at 5:00 p.m sharp, chim will tell you the address." Jimin raised his eyebrows. "Bro you trynna be like that one hoe Crystal?" Jimin asked. "No i'm a wayyy bigger hoe than her." Taehyung said and slut dropped to prove his point. "Wait, but isn't that how Crystal and Aiden got together?" Jin asked.
Taehyung whipped around and looked at me dead in the eyes and said."Paint me like one of your french girls papi, be the hotdog in my bun, slam me against the wall, like how I slam our meat patties. Rough." Taehyung said all this while stepping closer to me. "Fuck me like how I like my fries Long,Hot, and Delicious." Taehyung smirked seeing my Jr stand up with attention. He then delivered what I considered his killing blow as he whispered in my ear." And if done correctly i'll be like a ketchup bottle, I'll Squirt."
Taehyung took a step back and admired how the guy's bambi doe eyes widened, and his pupils start to blown with lust. “Who knew he was would be turned on by some food play, the more you know I guess.” Taehyung thought. Anyway Jungkook grabbed Taehyung by his hair and slammed him unto the table, and flipped him so that his ass was facing him. He then parted Taehyung's ass cheeks and thrusted his clothed dick in between, grunting at the pleasure he felt with his dick.
I grabbed the guy's hair and yanked it back, the guy below me seemed to be enjoying it as much as I did because he moaned out loud."You don't wanna play with fire baby, or else i'll never let you go, you hear that baby, I'm taking over you." I whispered into his ear. The guy whimpered and before I could do anything about it, a sharp pain suddenly overwhelmed me and I was knocked out.
---Taehyung's p.o.v---
I felt the guy slump on top of me and groaned."Why ya'll gotta cock block." I groaned out, as I slipped out from underneath the guy. I turned and saw Hoseok with a frying pan. "MY EYESSS MY POOR CHRISTIAN EYEESS, STOP IT, ADULTERY ADULTERY, GOD FORGIVE ME FOR I HAVE SINNED." Hoseok screamed while covering his eyes.“Dramatic hoe.” I muttered.
"Say what" Jimin said, with his hands on his hips."You, you, you bug." as soon as those words left Hoseok's mouth he gasped, and covered his mouth, tears clouding his eyes." Oh my gosh i'm so sorry I cussed, and that I hurt your feelings." Hoseok said as he ran towards the back to calm himself down with sprite.
"Shit we gotta hide the body, i'm to young to go to jail." Jin said, shaking his head, unsure of what to do. "You know what, we're a bit short on meat so if we jus-." Namjoon looked disgusted. "Don't finish that sentence Jinnie." Namjoon said in a disgusted tone."I'm pretty sure he's alive let's just wake him up." Namjoon said.
"I ain't doing shit, that bitch is annoying." Yoongi said with his arms crossed."No one asked hyung but OK. So does anyone have any idea on how to wake him up?" Namjoon asked."Well I could bust down on his dick." I suggested. "No, Taehyung that is a horrible idea, plus I really don't want to see that." Namjoon suddenly looked disgusted. "Wait I know, how about we pour our grease from the fryer on him, that will for sure wake him up!" Jimin happily exclaimed, while jumping up and down, clapping his hands.
"Heck no we're trying to wake him up, not give him 3rd degree burns, this is why you have no jams." Namjoon stated wisely. "Hey I know, why didn't I think of this any sooner." Jin said. Then Jin went to the guy, lifted him up to a chair, and proceeded to fondle his nipples. "I don't think that would w-" Namjoon began but as as he almost finished the guy woke up and pushed Jin's fingers away from his nipples.
--- Jk ---
I felt someone's hand fondle my nipples, I jolted upwards, and push their fingers away from my nipples. "Why the fuck are you touching my nipples, and why does my head hurt?" I asked, as I gripped the back of my head. "Did you just say you want to work for BangDonalds" I think Jin said "What no" I stammered."Silly child you don't even have to apply, your hired." Jin said while smiling."What no stop avoiding my question." I suddenly felt myself stir, so I looked down in between my legs and stated."Why the fuck am I hard?" Taehyng blushed "oppa" Taehyung began. "Nevermind i'm not hard anymore, and don't call me that bitch." I stated quite irritated at the situation at hand.
Taehyung then blushed and turned away. I took a mental note to keep him away from my dick."Jimin." Jin commanded."Bring the fetus to his positions."Yes sir" Jimin replied. I felt and saw the Jimin guy grab me and place a cap over my head. "Welcome to BangDonalds where people cry, kids shit and scream, and I get paid."
And that's how my miserable life as a BangDonalds worker began.