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1. [Podfic] snipers solve 99% of all problems by cabloom, quietnight

   Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Gen
   • Work in Progress

   17 Sep 2025

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   • Edward Elric
   • Alphonse Elric
   • Mei Chan | May Chang
   • Riza Hawkeye
   • Roy Mustang
   • Albus Dumbledore
   • Alastor "Mad-Eye" Moody
   • Harry Potter
   • Ginny Weasley
   • Hermione Granger
   • Ron Weasley
   • Remus Lupin
   • Maes Hughes
   • Sirius Black
   • Dudley Dursley
   • Jean Havoc
   • Crossover
   • Humor
   • Post-FMA Canon
   • Harry Potter 5th Year
   • Nobody's going to Hogwarts
   • Podfic
   • Audio Format: MP3
   • Audio Format: Streaming
   • Podfic Length: 10-20 Minutes
   • probably 15-30 min chapters
   • how many who knows

   Summary

   Ed had thought, after the whole Promised Day, homunculus, entire country harvested for alchemical batteries thing, the batshit quotient of his life would have settled down some. He really ought to have topped out the meter with that one. But no. The bullshit is just getting started.

   “Are you fucking kidding me,” Ed demands. “The wizards?”

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   119

   Chapters:

   12/?

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