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    Rin gives him a look. “Haru, you broke off a relationship with a guy at a McDonald's in San Francisco then ordered a McFlurry. You’re not exactly the most emotionally sensitive, and Makoto’s more sensitive than a tit submerged in ice.”  
     
    “I don’t need you to ‘talk’ to him for me.” He lifts his chin with indignation. “I know how to talk."
     
    Rin rakes a hand through his hair. “Nanase. We’re friends, so I’m gonna be the one to tell you that when you try to be charming, it really just comes off as...” He gropes for the word with a shudder. “Just evil."
     
    “Yes, Rin, we’re friends. That’s why I can tell you that your ‘charm’ is more toxic than a radioactive cockroach that crawled up a dead horse’s ass. Now, if you please?” He waves at the door.  
     
    "C'mon, Makoto's a rational Scorpio, you’re a cold-hearted bitch. It’s perfect. Just tell me Sousuke’s birthday and I’ll make it happen.” 
     
    Haru shakes his head. “It would be extremely unprofessional of me to give out a coworker’s information.” 
     
    Rin sighs and accepts defeat, heading out the door - 
     
    “September 14th.” 

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