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Red_Falcon_Me has added blueberry12, Greenie_Beanie, koki_the_koala, and therealturtle58 to Wild Kratts
Red_Falcon_Me
Here it is. Our baby.
blueberry12
wait, which one of us got pregnant? When did the birth happen?! I have many questions!?
Greenie_Beanie
Ricardo Smith was born on November 19, 2019. His mother, Jimmy Z, and his father, Martin Kratt, were happy to birth him into this world.
Kokis lurking
blueberry12
Just speak dear, Koki
Red_Falcon_Me
yes you child
koki_the_koala
Yes, mother.
Greenie_Beanie
you have a new sibling.
koki_the_koala
EW NO WHY
Red_Falcon_Me
his name is Ricardo Smith and he’s the spawn of me.
And Martin
koki_the_koala
I saw. His name is now Lardo.
Greenie_Beanie
why though?
blueberry12
cuz RICARDO sounds like LARDO
koki_the_koala
except Lardo is also lard.
Red_Falcon_Me
YEAH. EXACTLY WHY HIS NAME IS RICARDO
blueberry12
Nah. We just ignore that.
koki_the_koala
I have to go
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blueberry12
sucker
oh wait. same
Greenie_Beanie
farewell
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Red_Falcon_Me
Aviva’s a cryptid.
Greenie_Beanie
what’s a cryptid?
Red_Falcon_Me
it means she barely ever shows up here and when she does she says something that is the best thing you’ve ever heard.
Greenie_Beanie
okay, that makes sense. I thought you meant she was just really cryptic all the time.
Red_Falcon_Me
...that too?
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Greenie_Beanie
aaaand he’s back
blueberry12
JIMMY!
Red_Falcon_Me
MARTIN!
I’m dead
blueberry12
What do y’all vote meme of the decade?
Greenie_Beanie
what. Is that.
blueberry12
since it’s almost 2020, what’s your favorite meme of the last 10 years?
Greenie_Beanie
can it be a vine?
blueberry12
Ye. If it was memeable.
Red_Falcon_Me
hmmmmm how about the dish soap one? Like, MIND YOUR BUSINESS DAVID
Greenie_Beanie
dunno that one.
blueberry12
yes you do. If you don’t I’m disappointed. In you.
Greenie_Beanie
You can be disappointed then. Maybe I do and just can’t remember it or something.
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Red_Falcon_Me
the: if Johnny has nine dish soaps- why does Johnny have so much soap? MIND YOUR BUSINESS DAVID one
Greenie_Beanie
don’t remember it
blueberry12
YOU.
ARE.
A.
DISAPPOINTMENT.
koki_the_koala
I am also deeply disappointed. How could you do this Chris?
Red_Falcon_Me
yeah, CHRIS
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Greenie_Beanie
can you really blame me? Vines been dead for like 5 years now
blueberry12
I can still blame you.
Aviva’s being cReEpY
Red_Falcon_Me
THat sounds like a personal problem
Greenie_Beanie
How is she being creepy?
blueberry12
she’s wAtChInG uS. Speak if you read this
Red_Falcon_Me
wait, it’s not a normal thing to watch people?
koki_the_koala
you’ve got some problems...
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blueberry12
she’s gone now. Oof.
Red_Falcon_Me
we scared her away. With memes. Vines, specifically.
Greenie_Beanie
or she had stuff to do?
blueberry12
Lame.
Red_Falcon_Me
I have stuff I need to do but I’m not gonna do it. Because I’m cOOl
koki_the_koala
I have stuff to do but I’m not gonna do it. Because PeEr PrEsSuRe.
blueberry12
PEER PRESSURE PEER PRESSURE PEER PRESSURE.
koki_the_koala
I’m not going to smoke! You can’t make me!
Red_Falcon_Me
smoking is great. I take all the drugs. It’s great fun.
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Greenie_Beanie
we’re now ignoring you
Red_Falcon_Me
why tho? I feel bullied.
blueberry12
you better
Greenie_Beanie
I actually do have to do stuff, so bye. I know I’m lame, Martin.
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blueberry12
You is lame
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Greenie_Beanie
Koki is lurking now
blueberry12
Koki! Come out come out wherever you areee
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Red_Falcon_Me
yeah KOKI.
She gone.
blueberry12
Dang.
We real good at scaring people away huh?
Red_Falcon_Me
especially today.
This is great.
Greenie_Beanie
Yup.
blueberry12
We gots to go now tho.
BYYYYYEEEEE JIMMYYYYY!
You’re supposed to say bye back.
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Red_Falcon_Me
lameeeeeeeeeeee.
BYEEEEEE MARTINNNNNN!
blueberry12
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Red_Falcon_Me
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
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