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Help!
Chiaotzu stood frozen, his gaze fixed on the wall. A huge spider was chilling there, rubbing its front legs together malevolently. Or benignly. It didn’t matter. It was a giant spider and it was in his kitchen.
Tien!!
The triclops meandered in. He spied the spider and started laughing. “It’s tiny! Why’re you freaking out!?”
“Get rid of it!”
Tien chuckled as he approached. In one swift movement the spider crouched and then launched itself at Tien, landing so it hovered over his third eye. Tien screamed and ran from the room as Chiaotzu shuddered violently. He hated spiders.