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Y/N: Dio, I wanna drop out
Dio: do it, coward
Y/N: what the fuck
Dio: What?
Y/N: a lil bit more understanding would be nice
Dio: okay, then why do you wanna drop out?
Y/N: It’s hard
Dio: Not too hard for me
Y/N: shut up. I am serious, I don’t think I can manage it. I have no will to prepare for anything, especially exams. So, it’s gonna be either me failing the exams and being expelled or me just dropping out by myself
Dio: Both options suit you
Y/N: fucking cunt
Dio: Don’t address me, Dio, in such manner
Y/N: Serves you right
Dio: Well, I am not the one who ends one’s studies
Y/N: You were almost expelled for pulling a prank on Jojo
Dio: No, I was not. And the so called ‘’prank’’ was exceptional. Jojo’s face was priceless
Y/N: whatever you say, Brando
Dio: Perhaps you’d like to study together?
Y/N: ???
Dio: You do know how to read, don’t you?
Y/N: Yes, smartass, I know, but study? With you? With the all mighty and all-knowing DIO BRANDO? Oh what a blessing came upon me this day, I truly do not deserve it
Dio: Very funny, you brat. I am just proposing that I, Dio, could help you prepare for your exams, as generous as I am today
Y/N: Wow, you have a heart somewhat, probably stolen one
Dio: It’s a yes or no answer, Y/N. Answer before I change my mind, And stop with such idiotic comments
Y/N: I suppose it is a yes
Dio: Very well, maybe I, Dio, might make something decent out of you after all. Tomorrow evening sounds alright?
Y/N: Yes
Dio: Well, then we shall meet tomorrow as I, Dio, decided to spare some of my time for you
Y/N: Can you not talk like that?
Y/N: and Dio
Dio: hm?
Y/N: thank you, I appreciate your time and help
Dio: Very well~