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TO: FBC Staff
FROM: Executive Sector Staff
SUBJECT: Potential AI?
FEDERAL BUREAU OF CONTROL
You all know what this is about. That goddamn ███ has to go. I know the Director won't like hearing it, but in my opinion, it's not only a distraction to the workforce, but a potential Altered Item waiting to happen. What's the definition of an AI again? An object that you can't stop thinking about? Well, I've been thinking about it since it walked through that door. It. Has. To. Go. Preferably straight into the ██████████.
And honestly, doesn't it seem a bit disrespectful?
-Troubled Staff Members
TO: Executive Sector Staff
FROM: Security Chief Arish
SUBJECT: RE: Potential AI?
FEDERAL BUREAU OF CONTROL
Gonna be honest, I don't share your concerns, but I can track down Langston and get his opinion on the whole thing. Marshall could have input as well. She's way too busy for me to set up a meeting, but you're welcome to try.
I'm pretty sure you're oversimplifying the definition of an AI, by the way. Have any of you actually seen it exhibit anomalous traits? I guess it'd be hard to tell, given that it's █████████████████████ at the moment. Eh, I guess I'm just the hired muscle-in-chief down here.
I'll see what I can do.
Your Security Chief,
Simon Arish
TO: Director Jesse Faden
FROM: Emily Pope
SUBJECT: Jesse.
Jesse, ███████, you know I ████ you and I support your decisions, but I really think that ███ is a bad idea. I've started hearing the staff muttering about it, saying they think it's a potential AI or even OOP waiting to happen, or something like that. They're loyal, of course, but they really don't like it.
Personally I think it's sort of... gauche. Not to be rude or anything! I'm just not the biggest fan. You look █████ without it.
Anyway, are we still on for our ███████████ in the Oceanview? I'm excited to get some time alone with my Jesse again, and I've got a LOT to talk about with regards to our new breakthroughs in ████████████ research!
XOXO,
Emily
TO: All
FROM: Director Jesse Faden
SUBJECT: Hey
FEDERAL BUREAU OF CONTROL
I'm not giving up my "Women Want Me, Hiss Fear Me" hat.
-Jesse