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- Sunshine shit has added He drinks his milk , Gucci , Saltydino , and Anxiety™ to First year court crew
He drinks his milk: Hinata wtf is this
Sunshine shit: A group chat
Sunshine shit: Duh
Saltydino: Who said I wanted to be a part of this?
Gucci: Aren’t you the one who gave him your number?
Saltydino: Reluctantly
Saltydino: Stop exposing me
Gucci: No
Saltydino: Rude
Gucci: No u
Saltydino: You rite
Gucci: I know I am
1:54am
Sunshine shit: Can someone tell coach Ukai I won't be able to make it to practice today?
He drinks his milk: What???
Gucci: Hinata?? Not at practice????
Saltydino: It's more likely than you think
Sunshine shit: shUT are you gonna do it or not
Anxiety™ : Boi it's like 2am
Anxiety™ : Please sleep
Sunshine shit: Yachi!!!
Sunshine shit: Where you been B?
Anxiety™ : Hina
Anxiety™: Sweetie
Anxiety™: Sleep
Sunshine shit: But-
Anxiety™: S L E E P
Sunshine shit: Okay damb…
12:04pm
He drinks his milk: Hey…
He drinks his milk: Where's Hinata?
Gucci: ??
Saltydino: Wdym
He drinks his milk: I haven't seen him since our class before lunch???
He drinks his milk: He just said 'Y'all ugly' and poofed away ya know
Gucci: Now that you mention it…
Gucci: Didn't he say he wouldn't make it to practice?
Saltydino: Well, if anything happens, he'll tell us soon
Saltydino: He always does
2:50pm
Saltydino: Ok maybe he doesn't
Gucci: HINATA!!
Gucci: WHERE ARE YOU?!?
He drinks his milk: Is it weird that i'm worried?
Saltydino: No???
Gucci: HINA!!!!
Anxiety™: Guys…..
Gucci: WHERE IS THE SUNSHINE BOI?!
He drinks his milk: Was he kidnapped?
Saltydino: No you idiot
He drinks his milk: HoW wOuLD yOu knOW?!
Saltydino: Someone would've reported it smartass
Anxiety™: Guys!
He drinks his milk: I'm not a smartass!
Saltydino: Ain't that the truth
He drinks his milk: Shut up!
Gucci: I can't believe Hinata is fucking dead
He drinks his milk: You overgrown tarantula!
Saltydino: …
Saltydino: What a weak ass insult
He drinks his milk: Meet me in the fucking pit
Saltydino: Bet money bitch
Anxiety™: GUYS!!!!!
Gucci: Yes Yachi?
Anxiety™: You guys are dumb
Saltydino: ???
Anxiety™: I've been trying to tell you guys
Anxiety™: Hinata had to leave early
Anxiety™: Although he didn't exactly say why
He drinks his milk: So...he didn't get kidnapped…
Saltydino: Kageyama you ignorant slut
5:33pm
Sunshine shit: Hey guys!!
Sunshine shit: Sorry I disappeared on you
Gucci: HINATA YOU'RE BACK!!
He drinks his milk: I thought you died
Saltydino: Where'd you go?
Anxiety™: Weren't you only supposed to miss practice?
Sunshine shit: Ah...about that…
Sunshine shit: I had some family issues
Sunshine shit: But don't worry! It's nothing too bad! No one died or anything
Anxiety™: Oh thank jeez-
Gucci: I'm glad it's nothing too serious!
Saltydino: But how does that tie into you not showing up for practice
Sunshine shit: Well you see
Sunshine shit: That's something for me to know and you to never find out
Saltydino: Wait-
Sunshine shit: ;)
Sunshine shit: Oh!
Sunshine shit: Do you guys wanna meet my cousin???
Gucci: Sure!
He drinks his milk: Down
Saltydino: Whatever
Anxiety™: Of course!
Sunshine shit: Bet
- Sunshine shit has added Sunshine bastard to First year court -
Sunshine shit: Couses!
Sunshine bastard: Couses!!!
Sunshine shit: Meet my friends!!!!
Sunshine bastard: What friends?
Saltydino: PFFFT
He drinks his milk: LMAO
Gucci: Damn
Anxiety™: Ouch
Sunshine shit: Why,,,
Sunshine shit: Why you do dis??
Sunshine bastard: Suffer
Sunshine shit: Izuuuuu
Sunshine bastard: Shouuuuu
Sunshine shit: Say hello!
Sunshine bastard: pfft fine fine
Sunshine bastard: Hey hoes, I'm Midoriya Izuku. Sunshine shit here is my cousin!
Sunshine shit: I thought you were Sunshine shit
Sunshine bastard: No you uncultured swineball
Sunshine bastard: Have you read my name?
Sunshine shit: Huh, suddenly I can't read
Anxiety™: Hello Midoriya!!
Sunshine bastard: Oh jeez your name is a mood
Sunshine bastard: Hi! Who are you?
Anxiety™: I'm Yachi!
Sunshine bastard: Sweet
Gucci: I'm Yamaguchi by the way
Sunshine bastard: Are you the one with freckles?
Gucci: ...yes?
Sunshine bastard: Triplets ÛwÛ
Gucci: *gasp*
Gucci: UwU
Saltydino: Disgusting
Gucci: Sorry Tsukki
Saltydino: No the hell you aren't
Gucci: I'm glad you know this
Sunshine bastard: Sksksksksksk Yamaguchi is my favorite now
Sunshine bastard: Sorry Shou you've been demoted
Sunshine shit: Betrayal
Sunshine bastard: Hold on a damn minute,,,
Sunshine bastard: Who's Dino?
Saltydino: Tsukishima
Sunshine bastard: The megane?
Saltydino: Blocked
Gucci: Pffft
Gucci: Friendship ended with Tsukki, Midoriya is my only friend now
Sunshine bastard: Hell yeah
Gucci: UwU
Sunshine bastard: UwU
Sunshine shit: This was a mistake