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“Taehyungie, have you ever thought about what would have happened if...I hadn’t been unwell that night?”
“I have."
“And?”
“On the whole, I’m glad you did pass out like the fake that you are.”
“How dare you, sir. I could have died.”
Taehyung gasps dramatically. “Then I would have had to dispose of your body and you would have become a case for Buzzfeed Unsolved.”
“And you could have vlogged it. Random dude flirts with me then dies! [True story] [I almost went to jail].”
“Seems counterproductive,” Taehyung laughs.
“If you’re going to the trouble of disposing a dead body, you might as well get some internet fame out of it,” Jimin points out.
“Ah yes, internet fame trumps criminal record.”
“Every damn time.”
-----photographer!Tae meets dancer!Jimin who is also model!Jimin
Warnings: Homophobia, internalized homophobia, self harm but I promise I've diluted well with fluff and dry humor