The Mission

Can you tell what I just spent three days doing? What a mess. LET ME BE SAM PLEASE, I HAVE A NEW BOTTLE OF GODIVA ALL READY
Thanks to various incredibly helpful discordians for feedback, and to skeller for the most excellent title. A pun in need is a friend indeed!

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pandoras_chaos on Chapter 1 Wed 18 Dec 2019 07:27PM UTC

OMG Sam Wilson is ALL OF US

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1. perspi on Chapter 1 Wed 18 Dec 2019 07:33PM UTC
  
  That is exactly what I was going to say! SAM'S FAAAACE
  Also, I <3 Bucky's intensity and Steve's joy and Nat's...whatever Nat is doing. Checking her list twice? Noting that Bucky is Naughty?
  
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2. 1. quietnight on Chapter 1 Thu 19 Dec 2019 12:04AM UTC
    
    Nat has been in a multi year cold war to prevent Tony from in any way snooping, hacking, or using long range satellite technology to get a glimpse of The List. She now keeps all her notes in code on paper in light green glitter pen which literally no one including herself can read and which she'll probably make Clint eat as soon as they're done
    
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  2. 1. perspi on Chapter 1 Thu 19 Dec 2019 03:57AM UTC
      
      PERFECTION
      NO WONDER SHE HAS TO CHECK IT TWICE
      
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ginger_angel on Chapter 1 Wed 18 Dec 2019 07:31PM UTC

OMG, Bucky!!!! >_<
I swear, Steve looks like he's the only one having fun. This is so awesome!

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1. quietnight on Chapter 1 Thu 19 Dec 2019 12:08AM UTC
  
  No one knows if Steve really likes traditional Christmas music bc of some deep and terrible character flaw even the serum couldn't fix or if he's simply THAT BIG OF A TROLL ITS BEEN YEARS AND HE HAS NEVER CRACKED ONCE
  
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CaptainRogersIsAHero on Chapter 1 Wed 18 Dec 2019 07:35PM UTC

Hahahahaha! <3<3<3

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Remyle25 on Chapter 1 Wed 18 Dec 2019 07:36PM UTC

I am Sam. Sam I am.

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1. quietnight on Chapter 1 Thu 19 Dec 2019 12:00AM UTC
  
  SAM HAS BEEN FINISHED SHOPPING SINCE THANKSGIVING EVERYTHING IS WRAPPED AND SAFETY STOWED IN THE BACK OF THE CLOSET THERE IS A SPREADSHEET BC THAT'S HOW AIR FORCE BOIS DO
  
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2. 1. Remyle25 on Chapter 1 Thu 19 Dec 2019 02:42AM UTC
    
    Poor Sam. I just KNOW Steve isn’t playing the Motown Christmas song list.
    
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  2. 1. quietnight on Chapter 1 Thu 19 Dec 2019 02:43PM UTC
      
      SAM HAS ACTUAL FULL SURROUND FANTASIES OF THE DAY HE CONVINCES STEVE TO SWITCH TO THE MOTOWN PLAYLIST actually he should bring in Nat she probs would do it in exchange for a pan of Sam's homemade cornbread stuffing, i mean, I definitely would
      
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  3. Tressa on Chapter 1 Thu 19 Dec 2019 05:07PM UTC
    
    I am totally Sam. I started buying Xmas presents in October! :)
    
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Blondie_Bluue on Chapter 1 Wed 18 Dec 2019 07:39PM UTC

Everyone is always so expressive. I love it!!! I have such amazing feels when I see your work. Please don't ever stop ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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1. quietnight on Chapter 1 Thu 19 Dec 2019 12:09AM UTC
  
  NO PLANS TO STOP THE MUSE HAS ME IN HER TERRIBLE GRASP I AM POWERLESS
  
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tabaqui on Chapter 1 Wed 18 Dec 2019 07:40PM UTC

Heeeeeeeee! Love it.

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1. quietnight on Chapter 1 Thu 19 Dec 2019 12:09AM UTC
  
  THANKIE!!!
  
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Vladadog on Chapter 1 Wed 18 Dec 2019 07:40PM UTC

Perfect!!!

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1. quietnight on Chapter 1 Thu 19 Dec 2019 12:09AM UTC
  
  THANKS!!!
  
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MomoYoMaki on Chapter 1 Wed 18 Dec 2019 07:44PM UTC

I love absolutely everything about this

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fishyandclintbarton on Chapter 1 Wed 18 Dec 2019 07:45PM UTC

We are all Sam Wilson in this pic. Also, Bucky wtf are you doing?!

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1. quietnight on Chapter 1 Wed 18 Dec 2019 11:58PM UTC
  
  HE IS RELIVING HIS GLORY DAYS IN THE MOTHERLAND except with more caffeine and sugar
  
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izzet on Chapter 1 Wed 18 Dec 2019 07:47PM UTC

Hahahaha I love everything about this! Sam Wilson is a saint.

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1. quietnight on Chapter 1 Thu 19 Dec 2019 12:10AM UTC
  
  SAM HAS SO MUCH REGRET tbf the first five hours were hysterically funny but he is Very Done now
  
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Pooslie on Chapter 1 Wed 18 Dec 2019 07:56PM UTC

aww steeb is so happy!!!!

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1. quietnight on Chapter 1 Wed 18 Dec 2019 11:57PM UTC
  
  STEVE IS UNIRONICALLY ENJOYING ALL OF THIS BC HE IS EXACTLY THAT CONTRARY and also Bucky is having a great time using all his mad ws skillz to slip thru crowds and grab the last pair of blinky socks and also they both have had ten triple shot peppermint lattes they may not sleep till new years
  
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miri_tiazan on Chapter 1 Wed 18 Dec 2019 07:57PM UTC

Omfg I love all their faces, but most especially Bucky and Sam. Sam Does Not Deserve This Shit.
Also, is Steve caroling right now what a dweeb. 😂

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1. quietnight on Chapter 1 Thu 19 Dec 2019 12:14AM UTC
  
  Steve is absolutely singing along to every lameass carol on his Terrible Spotify Playlist of Holiday Horror as Sam calls it and nobody knows if he really likes that music or if he's just a dreadful troll
  
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LiquidLightz on Chapter 1 Wed 18 Dec 2019 07:52PM UTC

The range of faces in this one scene is all of us in our different holiday moods!!! Genius 👌🏼
I am in love with Bucky on his mission to hold that tree 🎄 down on the roof, Steve helping with 1 hand and being the happy-sing-a-long puppy, Nat all focused on her shopping list , and all thoseee presents everywhere 🎁 🛍 Sam is just classic. Delightful scene 💖

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LiquidLightz on Chapter 1 Wed 18 Dec 2019 07:52PM UTC

ps: We need greeting cards of this !!!!

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1. quietnight on Chapter 1 Thu 19 Dec 2019 12:13AM UTC
  
  YOU ARE CORRECT AS ALWAYS i put it on redbubble thankie!!!
  
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bittercasgirl_asterisk on Chapter 1 Wed 18 Dec 2019 07:57PM UTC

BAHAHAHA THEIR FACES ARE PERFECT. OH MY GOD. THIS IS SO FUNNY AND SO THEM I LOVE IT I LOVE IT I LOVE IT!!!!!

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1. bittercasgirl_asterisk on Chapter 1 Wed 18 Dec 2019 07:58PM UTC
  
  Also I just watched tws and the parallels to the scene where Bucky steals Sam’s steering wheel is 👌👌👌 like you can see Sam waiting to have the steering wheel ripped from his car again
  
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2. 1. quietnight on Chapter 1 Thu 19 Dec 2019 12:12AM UTC
    
    HE WILL PLAY TUG OF WAR WITH THE BITCH THIS TIME HE IS NOT LETTING GO ALSO HE KNOWS WHERE ALL THE CHOCOLATE DIPPED SHORTBREAD COOKIES ARE HIDDEN SO SUCK IT UP BARNES
    
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silentwalrus on Chapter 1 Wed 18 Dec 2019 07:57PM UTC

FALALALALA LA LA LA FUUUUUUCK

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silentwalrus on Chapter 1 Wed 18 Dec 2019 07:57PM UTC

SECONDING PUT THIS ON REDBUBBLE SO I CAN BUY CARDS OF IT

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1. quietnight on Chapter 1 Wed 18 Dec 2019 11:53PM UTC
  
  I DID YOU SLAVE DRIVER
  
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2. 1. silentwalrus on Chapter 1 Thu 19 Dec 2019 12:05AM UTC
    
    I LOVE YOU IMMEASURABLY MY DEAREST
    
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Mitsususu on Chapter 1 Wed 18 Dec 2019 08:05PM UTC

Oh my god this is amazing *_*

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Isis_McGee on Chapter 1 Wed 18 Dec 2019 08:06PM UTC

Sam's face here is an absolute GIFT. A GIFT, I say!

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1. quietnight on Chapter 1 Wed 18 Dec 2019 11:53PM UTC
  
  IT ME
  
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CorrinaErin on Chapter 1 Wed 18 Dec 2019 08:13PM UTC

Q!!!!!!!!!!! LOOK HOW PERFECT EVERYONE'S EXPRESSIONS ARE!!!!!!!
11/10 THEY GONNA HAVE THE BEST DECORATED HIDEY HOME

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1. quietnight on Chapter 1 Sun 29 Dec 2019 10:32PM UTC
  
  THEY ARE INDEED, WELL DECORATED AND TOTALLY SECURE THERE'S PROBLY TRIPWIRES IN THE FAIRY LIGHTS
  
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