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@kneea has added @sammers to Titled Chat
sammers: is that seriously the chat name
sammers: are you guys for real
kneea: obviously i for one am #fake
shear-oh: obviously
sammers: what's with these names
jayknee: well there like r normal names
jayknee: but better
kneea: "what's with this white-girl name" [10 seconds later] "omg this is the best name evah"
jayknee: is this divorce???
kneea: bitch i haven't even proposed to you yet
shear-oh: yet.
kneea: oof d amn i've outed myself
jayknee: bitch ill cut you imma be the first one to propose
jayknee: ive already got the fucking ring
aaalin: guys youre sixteen
jayknee: so?
aaalin: k fair
aaalin: but still; pals, dudes, paladudes; think for a second
sammers: "paladudes"
aaalin: most of these relationships aren't gonna last
jayknee: oof well that sucks
kneea: how unfortunate
jayknee: guess we better break up
kneea: hmm but should we?
jayknee: hmmm
kneea: ...nah
jayknee: u rite
jayknee: guess we lasting
shear-oh: id' say #goals but like,,, nah
@shear-oh has added @sauceyrain to Titled Chat
sauceyrain: uwu whats this OwO
@shear-oh has kicked @sauceyrain from Titled Chat
shear-oh: i take it back that was a horrible decision what was i thinking
@lissaa has added @sauceyrain to Titled Chat
sauceyrain: uwu,, my boywfwiend doeswn't wwove me no mowwre
lissaa: shiro stop being a spoilsport
lissaa: your making him sad
shear-oh: holding onto my sanity is not being a spoilsport bethany
sauceyrain: guys for real tho it's *you're even i know that
lissaa: not my fault im not a journalist,, unlike somebody
shear-oh: this is homophobia
sauceyrain: im your boyfriend
shear-oh: homophobia
sammers: why's my name the only one that isn't a "spell it how it sounds" one?
shear-oh: sami
shear-oh: how would you spell sami like it sounds?
sammers: idk like saamey?
@shear-oh has changed @sammers 's name to @saamey
shear-oh: is that better?
saamey: i was just curious
jayknee: that's what he said
lissaa: thats what h
lissaa: damnit ive been defeated
jayknee: you were a worthy foe
lissaa: as were you, fated rival
lissaa: is dead
jayknee: is alive
shear-oh: is done with all your bullshit