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1. harry.exe has stopped working by orphan_account

   Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

   • Not Rated
   • Major Character Death
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   05 Feb 2023

   Tags

   • Major Character Death
   • Harry Potter/Tom Riddle | Voldemort
   • Draco Malfoy/Ron Weasley
   • Harry Potter
   • Tom Riddle | Voldemort
   • Draco Malfoy
   • Hermione Granger
   • Ron Weasley
   • Neville Longbottom
   • Fred Weasley
   • George Weasley
   • Theodore Nott
   • Sirius Black
   • Severus Snape
   • Bellatrix Black Lestrange
   • Albus Dumbledore
   • Minerva McGonagall
   • Death (Character)
   • Blaise Zabini
   • Pansy Parkinson
   • Rabastan Lestrange
   • Rodolphus Lestrange
   • Bartemius Crouch Jr.
   • Tracey Davis (Harry Potter)
   • Background & Cameo Characters
   • Slytherin Harry Potter
   • Friendship is Magic
   • Zero fucks given
   • Fix-It of Sorts
   • Feelings
   • Tooth-Rotting Fluff
   • Harry Being Harry
   • Manipulation
   • Sane Voldemort (Harry Potter)
   • Some angst
   • bc you all want that too
   • don’t lie to me
   • Implied/Referenced Suicide
   • no beta we die like men
   • Ravenclaw Hermione Granger
   • Hufflepuff Ron Weasley
   • all houses in one class
   • bc plot
   • It should be canon
   • Crack Treated Seriously
   • Dom/sub Undertones
   • Choking
   • i write when I'm high
   • this fic doesn't make sense so read at ur own risk
   • What Have I Done
   • dissociative disorder

   Summary

   Harry Potter no longer has any fucks to give. That’s it. That’s the plot. Thanks for coming to my ted talk.

   ((And all because Death does something absolutely fucking stupid behind Harry’s back.))

   Or; Harry dies and wakes up back in the cupboard underneath the stairs. Fed up of being thrown around like a dogs chew toy, both literally and figuratively, Harry takes matters into his own hands and changes the future as we know it.

   ((Helping Voldemort may not have been on his initial plans, but here he was. ))

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