Work Text:
It was a normal day at U.A Academy for aspiring pro heroes. Well, about as normal as it can be for teens in a superpowered society. However, enough of that, lets take you into the eyes of Mr. Izuku Midoriya, otherwise known as Deku, Problem Child, and so forth and so forth.
It was currently Saturday, meaning that they had the day off, and so, these rowdy teens were free to do whatever they want for a whole two days.
"Good Morning guys." slurred out Midoriya as he stumbled into the common room.
"Midoriya! Good morning! Wanna play basketball with Me, Kaminari, and Sero?" Exclaimed the wildly exuberant Kirishima Eijirou
While contrary to popular belief, Izuku was actually a pretty good basketball player. After growing up quirkless, he decided to find something he could immerse himself in. Basketball was that something and was truly one of the few things that even Katsuki Bakugou, couldn't damper his hopes in.
I say this, because in the UA gym a week prior, Midoriya may have slightly embarrassed Katsuki in a game of one-on-one. Enough to the point in which the latter threatened First-degree murder to the poor greenette. However, what else was new?
This was the moment in which Class 3-A found a new and unlikely talent in their resident greenette.
This also made Izuku the top free agent for pick up basketball games all around the UA campus.
"Of course, Kirishima-kun. I do really need to loosen my joints a little bit. I'm a little tired right now though, so maybe later."
"That's fine with me Midori- Woah, what happened with you dude??" Exclaimed Kirishima as he just now took the time to take a full look at Midoriya
"Hm? What do you mean?"
"I mean what's that? on your neck!" Yelled Kirishima, which shifted the interest of whatever the rest of Class 3-A had, now over to Izuku.
Izuku fished his phone from out of his pocket and took a moment to analyze himself. At first he couldn't find anything unusual. While he was described as plain looking, he didn't really consider himself to be a bad looking guy, in fact, he was regarded as above average by his female classmates, so that was a win right?
Then, it hit him. What if he was hit by a quirk? What if that quirk had turned him ugly? Oh no, he had just finally built his confidence up from the ground. This would surely make it all tumble down!
However, as Deku soon found out, this wasn't the case.
Just as he was getting ready to put his phone back in his pocket, he noticed a large, purple bruise right below his Adam's apple.
What the fuck? How did I not notice this earlier! Thought out Midoriya as he was now a fish out of water with all the attention brought to him
"Woah, Midoriya my guy, what were you up to last night? Winked out Denki Kaminari, with a slight tease in his voice as he strolled his way to his green friend
"Midoriya you bastard! How dare you get some action when I've tried my hardest yet no-one will give me a chance! I hate you! Die!" Exclaimed Mineta Minoru. Although unlikely, Deku and Mineta were regarded as friends.
That is, whenever he wasn't horny (very rarely) Mineta was actually a pretty cool guy. Contrary to popular belief.
"Midoriya-kun! I cannot believe you! While you should have either been resting or putting your time in something productive, you instead chose to indulge yourself in such carnal acts! At such a young age as well! I will be sure to report this to Mr. Aizawa!" Yelled out the stern and super uptight Clas Rep Tenya Iida.
He couldn't help but voice his displeasure in his green haired friend.
"Damn dude, snitches get stiches just so ya know"
"Kaminari-kun, how dare you! Was that a threat to my safety? I'll have you know- blah blah blah.
While those two were bickering, the attention was once again brought upon our greenette.
"Mineta-kun?!?! Are you ok? Please stop banging your head on the wall!"
"Let him be Midoriya, we have some questions we want to interro- I mean, ask you about." Said a smirking Ashido Mina.
"Hard to believe Midoriya of all people got laid. Guess the innocent ones aren't always so innocent right YaoMomo?" Asked Kyoko Jirou to her busty black haired friend.
She nodded and turned to Midoriya to say
"Oh my, how scandalous of you Midoriya-kun!" Exclaimed Yaoyorozu with her palm covering her face.
Midoriya certainly wasn't expecting this first thing in the morning, however he was just glad that a certain blonde wasn't here. He had a bit of a tendency to overreact at times.
Thankfully, the blonde decided to sleep in on weekends.
Midoriya shuddered at the thought of what Kacchan would have had to say had he been here.
"What the fuck?!?! Deku you bastard, who the hell would ever fucking fuck a loser like you, hah?!?" Was something along the lines of what Deku imagined going through his head at that moment.
And so, then began the questioning.
Thankfully, after a half hour of interrogation, Midoriya was somewhat able to subdue his classmates' (mostly Mina) accusations.
Although being a shy and timid boy. Deku was also surprisingly somewhat charismatic. Which brought some of the heat off of him.
He argued that while he had no idea where the bruise came from (that was a lie) there was no way the bruise was created from carnal activities.
After all, he was Midoriya, the class cinnamon roll, there was no way he'd ever fucked a girl before.
That was the collective thoughts of Class 3-A, and although some still had their suspicions, they didn't really have anything to refute against him and so had to take his word for it.
That is, until the ever curious and surprisingly analytical Ashido noticed something.
"Wait a minute, where's Ochako? She's usually among the first people here?" Said Ashido with renewed suspicion and a raised eyebrow towards the greenette.
"I-I don't-"
"You mean to tell me, that Ochako, who is usually among the first people to come to the common room in the morning, even on weekdays like this, is now sleeping in. On the same morning that you walk in here with a hickey-like bruise on your neck? Seems suspicious don't cha think?
Dammit, who knew an airhead like Mina could be so analytical and pesky
Just as he was getting ready to respond, the girl on everyone's mind decided to grace them with her presence.
"Good morning everyone. Hey Deku-kun!" Exclaimed the bubbly gravity girl.
And so, brought another round of interrogation.
However, Uraraka's innocent and airheaded nature seemed to diminish all hopes of 3A's quest of finding out whether or not these two best friends did indeed hook up.
"Fine, I guess there's nothing going on" Sighed out a slightly dissapinted Mina. Lord knows how long she's been trying to get these two to hook up! Just as she was about to give up, she noticed something big.
"Ochako! Isn't that Midoriya's shirt you're wearing!"
Lo and behold, Ochako Uraraka was indeed draped in the infamous gray Deku T-shirt.
Izuku and Ochako shared a look, and collectively covered their ears.
"EHHHH?!?!?!?!"
Indeed, they were studying. Whether be it studying for classes or studying in love making, these two were surely partners in every way.