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doubleddiaz
FINN
brO
answer me, it’s important
fr33pizza420
yoo what’s good little man
doubleddiaz
FINALLY
I HAVE TO ASK U THINGS
fr33pizza420
cool whats up?
doubleddiaz
so like u and sean flirted a lot before u were dating right?
fr33pizza420
idk if it was mutual flirting, but i definitely flirted, yeah
hold on i'll ask sean
sean says he flirted back but i’m not 100% convinced
i think he was still having a bisexual crisis
doubleddiaz
cool so did u flirt bc u like each other or bc u were friends?
like was it friend flirting or
fr33pizza420
isn’t the point of flirting that you like someone?
doubleddiaz
listen i’m asking you that
i’m just a young child i don’t know how this works
fr33pizza420
i would say it’s bc i liked him, yeah
it was still friendly tho, it wasn’t uncomfortable flirting or anything
at least i don’t tHINK it was
doubleddiaz
so if people flirt that usually means they like each other?
but like don’t friends ever just flirt? like? as friends?
fr33pizza420
danny that is the straightest shit i’ve ever heard in my life
i mean i don’t think so man but i’m not as down with the times as i used to be
who knows
it that what u kids do these days? flirt for fun?
doubleddiaz
i think i’m in love with my best friend
fr33pizza420
oh shit lmao
that chris kid?
doubleddiaz
i
i have other friends you know
like
just for the record
fr33pizza420
is it chris
doubleddiaz
yeah
fr33pizza420
i knew it
bout time man
doubleddiaz
finn i am having a crisis
what the fuck do i DO
i keep thinking about shit like his smile and touching his hand what the fuckc
fr33pizza420
bro that’s gay
doubleddiaz
I KNOW THATS THE PROBLEM
fr33pizza420
is that the part ur struggling with? the not being straight part?
sean may be able to help u with that part
doubleddiaz
not rlly, i don’t mind lmao
i dont think it makes much of a difference
im just shocked, like damn, who knew
fr33pizza420
is that sarcastic bc like i coulda guessed buddy
doubleddiaz
my main problem is just that fuccking he he’s so awesomeee
i don’t even feel like remotely in his league
fr33pizza420
danny he’s mad into u don’t even kid urself
you guys are like the most OBVIOUS ever
hes mad in love bro
doubleddiaz
you don’t know that
fr33pizza420
i know
i don’t need to be there to see it
have u seen ur instagram page? wow dude
doubleddiaz
I DO HAVE OTHER FRIENDS
fr33pizza420
bro don’t you have photos of u kissing his cheek and shit?
i kinda thought u were already dating
doubleddiaz
KSADFH;ASDF
NO THATS THE FLIRTING
fr33pizza420
oh my god, dan that’s nOT FLIRTING THATS DATING
doubleddiaz
FUCK
BUT WE’RE NOT DATING
fr33pizza420
i beg to fucking differ buddy
doubleddiaz
FINNEGAN THIS IS SERIOUS
fr33pizza420
bro did u just use my full name? dude
u need to chill tf out kid, it’s not the end of the world
doubleddiaz
you sound like a dad trying to connect with his kid
fr33pizza420
i’ve actually never been more offended by something you’ve said in my life daniel
not cool man
doubleddiaz
i’m sorry finn
i love u man
i’m just freaking out
fr33pizza420
ur good dude
listen i’m very flattered that you come to me for advice and shit but i gotta be honest
im not the person to ask about this stuff, i have no clue what the hell i’m doing
i was just winging it with sean
im still winging it with sean
i just got lucky
doubleddiaz
THATS NOT HELPFUL
SHIT
fr33pizza420
just be yourself
doubleddiaz
THATS HORRIBLE ADVICE, IM HAVING AN IDENTITY CRISIS
fr33pizza420
jesus dude you cool?
doubleddiaz
i don’t know anymore
i don’t know who i am finn
things are scary
fr33pizza420
man
you got a lot of emotions for a little guy
doubleddiaz
i’m a big boy
i’m a big something
i dunno what i am but i’m big
ok
ok i’m ok
so am i supposed to like ask him out?
fr33pizza420
if u think u should, go for it
doubleddiaz
IDK IF I SHOULD THATS WHY IM ASKING U
fr33pizza420
well how would i know man i’m in mexico
livin la vida loca bro
i dunno what’s happening with you two
ur a charming kid, man, just play it by ear and see what happens
doubleddiaz
i want to kiss him
fr33pizza420
come on man gimme something here
im tryin to help u
doubleddiaz
i kno
when did u kiss sean the first time
fr33pizza420
mmmm after he agreed to that whole heist thing
doubleddiaz
WHAT
THAT BITCH
HE WAS JUST USING ME TO GET DICK THE WHOLE TIME
fr33pizza420
i told him and he didn’t deny it
hold on i’m filling him in he wants to know what we’re talking abt
doubleddiaz
of course he does
fr33pizza420
AHAHAH HE WAS QUIET FOR A MINUTE AND THEN HES LIKE “listen, i’m not saying i agreed just for that, but it definitely had something to do with wanting to hook up”
doubleddiaz
FUCK YOU SEAN, YOU COULD HAVE SUCKED HIS DICK ANY TIME
fr33pizza420
hey ur not wrong
maybe sean is just a little dramatic
he just went all out
doubleddiaz
hey uh this is off topic but
do u prefer “they” to “he”? i’m still learning about all the nb stuff
fr33pizza420
hah, dude, ur good, i’m fine with either man
doubleddiaz
cool!! also
uhh can i call u my brother or do u not like that bc gender
fr33pizza420
u can call me whatever u want buddy
doubleddiaz
finnegan
fr33pizza420
DO u call me ur brother?
doubleddiaz
i mean, yeah, sometimes
u might as well be by this point, idk why u haven’t gotten married yet
fr33pizza420
you literally kiss ur best friend and say it’s not dating, u cant say shit
but also you have a point, it’s sean’s fault he’s just lazy
i made first move now it’s his turn
doubleddiaz
ask him if he’s too much of a pussy to propose
fr33pizza420
aight
ANWNWKD
HE SAID “GUESS YOU’LL FIND OUT” AND WINKED
WHAT DOES HE MEAN
AHAH FUCK
doubleddiaz
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
U WON’T SEAN
NO BALLS
fr33pizza420
he is a little lacking in the eye department but
other than that ;0
doubleddiaz
SAHAH FINN
DID U SAY THAT TO HIM
fr33pizza420
sure did
i could see the hurt in his singular eye
he’s probably canceling his proposal as we speak
doubleddiaz
oh yeah also on the topic of nb stuff uh
how did u know??
fr33pizza420
idk, same way i found out i wasn’t straight, kinda?
just experimented until stuff felt right i guess
i think stuff like that just sorta hits u even if u try to deny it, u know
u usually just figure it out
doubleddiaz
ok
fr33pizza420
why u askin??
doubleddiaz
no reason
oh fuck i have to get ready i’m seeing a movie with chris soon
as bros
(i think)
fr33pizza420
just don’t suck his dick in the theater, i promise it’s not worth it
they WILL ban u
doubleddiaz
i rlly hate u
fr33pizza420
<33
doubleddiaz
ttyl finn
fr33pizza420
c ya