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1. The Sith, The Jedi, And The Outer Rim Bartender by runwithneedles

   Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Sequel Trilogy  

   • Not Rated
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/M
   • Complete Work

   27 Dec 2019

   Tags

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   • Rey/Ben Solo | Kylo Ren
   • Ben Solo | Kylo Ren
   • Rey (Star Wars)
   • Sheev Palpatine | Darth Sidious
   • palpatine fucked my friends
   • yes he did
   • my man was out here on the galaxy's dating apps finding the necrophiliacs
   • Reylo - Freeform
   • Rey - Freeform
   • Ben Solo - Freeform
   • Snippet
   • Rey isn't a palpatine
   • fucking fight me jj
   • Drabble
   • TROS Rewrite
   • Sort Of
   • Ben Solo Lives
   • Force Dyad (Star Wars)
   • Fix-It

   Summary

   I have no respect for JJ Abrams or his choices in TROS, although I will allow that some of his choices in TFA are Fine I guess. I am also physically unable to write things without crass jokes in them, so now you know what to expect.

   Series

   • Part 1 of letting the cycle die

   Language:

   English

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   404

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