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Get struck by a lightning bolt
Is your fighting style too bold?
Fall off the ship and drown
The reaper’s come to take you down
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
It’s hard to fight what you can’t see
Getting shot from way out of reach
Challenge a suit of armor to a fight
Or lose a game and run out of time
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Did a Heartless take your Heart
Or did Nobodies catch you off guard
Did the water dance too fast for you
Or did your copy defeat you
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Crash a comet with your Gummiship
Lose a fight to a lunatic
A bunch of thorns that you can’t get through
I wonder, how else can you lose?
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Try to douse a flame in a room of fire
Put up a good fight but then get too tired
Lose your soul to the darkest of shadows
Controller out of batteries in a difficult battle
Get juggled by angry rabbits
Now tell me, which one of these is
The dumbest way to die
Dumbest way to die
Dumbest way to die
So many dumb ways to die