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1. Dim the Lights and Sing You Songs by Polaris

   Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   05 Jan 2020

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • Identity Porn
   • Misunderstandings
   • Ineffable Idiots (Good Omens)
   • Snake Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Dirty Talk
   • Moment of Silence for the Rat in the Freezer
   • Sexting
   • Eventual Snake Sex

   Summary

   A few months prior to leaving the Dowling household, Crowley had downloaded Grindr for the sole purpose of catfishing randy morons. He was not expecting a paragraph that began with: ‘hello. I hope you don’t think this is too forward, but I couldn’t help but notice you have the most lovely nipples.’

    

   Crowley keeps trying to meet his Grindr fuckbuddy. Aziraphale keeps showing up at all his meeting spots. This is terrible.

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