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Aomine gripped the violet colored paper closely to his chest as he swiftly moved past the ongoing passerby going the opposing direction.
"Damn it Akashi...giving me last notice on these things....I'm so screwed..." Aomine muttered under his breath as he entered the gym at Rakuzan.
All heads turned to Aomine and he paled as the face of Akashi was anything but friendly. "Eh he he. I'm here.." Aomine awkwardly laughed as he sat down next to Midorima who also was frozen with fear, but had his glasses to cover it.
"Daiki, next time your late to one of our meetings I will make sure your training is quadrupled curtesy of me." Akashi smiled deviously before turning back to the subject at hand.
"I have called you here to Rakuzan, because of the Summer Camp I will be hosting along with the other coaches. As you can tell since this meeting is based of Tetsuya and his er.." Akashi paused. "...Problem we will be obligated to warn the others of this unless we will end up sharing Tetsuya, with filthy horn dogs."
Kise started crying and hugged who was nearest to him; Murasakibara who was happily chewing on his pocky, yet you could tell by his dangerously slow chews he wouldn't be too pleased sharing either.
"Murasakibarachii~ I don't wanna share Kurokochii! He's min- Ours and I don't want them to ruin his chastity!Suu~" Kise wailed as he continued side-glomping Murasakibara.
Midorima puffed his cheeks out at the show whilst Akashi began to speak again.
"Warn your teammates to stay away from Tetsuya. They will be punished if they play a move on him..." Akashi then turned, abandoning the rest of the former-teammates in the gym.
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"Wait, Wait, Wait. You're telling me that-that little shrimp will cause nosebleeds and er....problems down there?" Wakamatsu spoke straightforwardly, clearly not believing the situation.
"Yep happened last year when Tetsu decided to stay in a hotel since we were in Tokyo..." Aomine then began looking off.
"Aomine-San..." Sakurai called, snapping Aomine out of his dirty Fantasies.
"Huh?" Aomine turned to Sakurai who stood still, fear was clear in his eyes.
"Is Kuroko-San...that cute...and possibly single...? Wait what am I saying?! Sorry! Sorry! Sorry!" He began frantically apologizing as Aomine sighed.
"He's not taken but he's not uh...Nevermind just stay away from Tetsu and shut up Sakurai geez..." With that Aomine left the Toou gym hanging with curiousity and annoyance as Sakurai continued apologizing about apologizing.
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"Kise! You idiot! You can't get turned on by a g-.." Hayakawa yelled as he grabbed onto Kise' s shirt.
"SHUT UP!!!" Kasamatsu glared at both of the males before easing his look. "Okay, maybe it is possible but still we don't need to say it outloud- BAKA!"
"-Anyway I doubt we could and would even fall for that shadow anyway so please allow us to continue with our practice..." Moriyama spoke before turning back to the court, ball in his hand.
"H-Hai!" They all yelled, not before making a mental note to see what Kise was talking about though...
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*Somewhere In Rakuzan*
"So are we clear?" Akashi spike as he held onto his scissors which had a strange red liquid dripping from them. He began to snip the scissors repeatedly until the entire Rakuzan nodded in fear.
'We're gonna die from doing this but, Now I'm curious' They all thought in unison as Akashi left the room with smirking teens.
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"T-Takao, go ahead." Midorima looked away shyly, hiding his face with his glasses from the pink hue on his face.
"Ah.Shin-chan, I'm going I'm going, relax.." Takao cooed as he turned towards the curious Shūtoku team.
"Shin-chan is too tsudere to admit it but he likes Kuroko!" Takao smirked. Midorima' s glasses cracked and he was flustered.
"S-Stupid T-Takao I Don't Nanodayo-"
"Sure you don't now hurry up and play me one vs one!" Takao cheered as he gripped Midorima's sweater he was in and pulled him away from the confused crowd.
"Hm... Shin-chan has a crush on a guy?" One asked curiously.
"Impossible! That walking carrot couldn't like Kuroko!"
"Kuroko? Oh that dude...let's see what's so special about him then..." One suggested.
The others shrugged.
"So Tsun-Tsun has a crush on a shadow...I saw it coming..."
"A hahahha, Kimura you owe me 20 bucks!" Miyaji cheered as he faced his teammate.
Relictantly the male pulled out a twenty and handed it to the wierd teammate. "Weirdo..." He muttered under his breath.
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*crunch* crunch* "Muro-chin..." Murasakibara whined.
"Ah, what he's saying is he'll crush you if you think about eating his Kuro-chin." Himuro translated as the rest of the team looked confused.
"Eh? You're done? Okay Muro-chin, here's a pocky..." Murasakibara praised from the doorway as he walked out of the gym. Leaving Yosen in the mischievous hands of Himuro.
"Okay here's the shit, Murasakibara decided to warn us to stay away from Kuroko Tetsuya, well I'm gonna make it a game. Whoever makes Kuroko theirs or have him share your affection you win a week of training and 20 bucks from each of us!" Himuro proudly said whilst he looked at his teammates with pleading eyes, breaking his poker face.
"DEAL!" The rest of the team yelled and then turned their head away from Himuro to the ground, each planning their own ways of gaining this Kuroko's affection.
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FROM: AKASHI SEIJURO
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SUBJECT: TETSUYA
Ah. So have you successfully told your teammates about the arrangement?
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LuckyMidorima- Yes. I believe I got through to them...
MurasakibaraXpocky- Hmm.. Yes
KiseKurokochii- Aha. I was clear.
A0mineD- They Better have understood hmph.
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Good so we're clear...' Akashi smiled at himself as he continued to practice his solo shogi match.