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1. Five Times Crowley Was Sexually Oblivious, And One Time He Finally Learned by CuddlyHawk

   Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)  

   • Explicit
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   30 Dec 2019

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Aziraphale & Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • Adam from Eden (Good Omens)
   • Eve (Good Omens)
   • Beelzebub (Good Omens)
   • Platon ho Athens | Plato of Athens
   • Mary Mother of Jesus (Good Omens)
   • Joseph Father of Jesus (Good Omens)
   • 5+1 Things
   • Oblivious Crowley (Good Omens)
   • watched adam and eve
   • Noah's Ark
   • philosopher Crowley
   • mention of pedophilia
   • Platonic Relationships
   • Misunderstandings
   • so many misunderstandings
   • Gentle Dom Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • Dom/sub Undertones
   • Virgin Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Aziraphale Is Not A Virgin
   • Teacher Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • Aziraphale Loves Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Aziraphale Has a Penis (Good Omens)
   • The Talk
   • the birds and the bees
   • First Kiss
   • Gentle Kissing

   Summary

   As a demon stationed on Earth, Crowley is expected to know how humans work, from conception until death. But if no one bothers to tell him, then how's he supposed to know? This is the story of five times he completely missed that something sexual was happening, and one time he finally had the process explained to him.

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