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    They say punishments should fit the crime. When Klaus Mikaelson uses the magic of the internet to have a century's worth of his favorite sex tapes converted to digital format, his sentence is handed down by a very pissed off witch after his greatest hits “accidentally” goes viral. His quest to break the curse leads him to the world’s last living siphon: Caroline Forbes. When the bubbly blonde isn’t busy majoring in Occult Studies, she’s secretly obsessing over the prolific collection of her mysterious Adonis. Humiliating hilarity ensues when the object of her sexual fantasies abducts her to help him find his mojo. Unbeknownst to either of them, her magic has a very costly side effect; one they’re only too happy to pay.

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